Baaaad Investment — Updated



sheep

Note: this story was debunked by Cerebral Soup, as quoted in this post. It was subsequently declared an official urban legend by Snopes That said, here’s the original post:

OK. Maybe it’s an urban legend in the making and maybe not, but the Sydney Morning Herald reports:


Thousands of Japanese have been swindled in a scam in which they
were sold Australian and British sheep and told they were
poodles.

Flocks of sheep were imported to Japan and then sold by a
company called Poodles as Pets, marketed as fashionable
accessories, available at $1,600 each.

That is a snip compared to a real poodle which retails for twice
that much in Japan.

The scam was uncovered when Japanese moviestar Maiko Kawamaki
went on a talk-show and wondered why her new pet would not bark or
eat dog food.

She was crestfallen when told it was a sheep.

Then hundreds of other women got in touch with police to say
they feared their new "poodle" was also a sheep.

One couple said they became suspicious when they took their
"dog" to have its claws trimmed and were told it had hooves.

Japanese police believe there could be 2,000 people affected by
the scam, which operated in Sapporo and capitalised on the fact
that sheep are rare in Japan, so many do not know what they look
like.

Cerebral Soup (from Japan) is thus far the first blog I’ve found that uses facts (rather than simple cries of incredulity) to critique the story:

* another couple of blogs support that the actress was not talking about herself but a “friend”
* Hokkaido is not a huge place - and it just happens to be the centre of sheep breeding in Japan. There are even sheep festivals.
* as popular dogs go Toy Poodles are in the top 5. They are all over the TV. You can’t miss them. Not only that but there are also several Japanese websites dedicated to poodles, poodle clubs and breeder sites. You can’t walk into a pet store without seeing one. Poodles are everywhere.
* It seems very odd that this breaking story does not appear anywhere in the Japanese media. Now this is exactly the kind of story most news shows would spend hours on screening - complete with tearful, blurred out victims, and the anchors being able to express total outrage. Thorough investigations into the differences between poodles and lambs. A few “experts” in ties thrown in to give it all credibility. For sure Wai-wai would have jumped all over it months ago. [I checked WaiWai, and there's nothing--g]
* this blog entry. . . tells the exact same story as the actress - which was told to him by a co-worker when they went out drinking. Almost word for word it is the same story that Maiko Kawakami told on the TV show on April 18. X-san takes their “poodle” to a vet because they think it’s ill. The vet reveals that the “poodle” is not ill - but a sheep!

On this evidence, I’m going to posit that Ananova, Sydney Morning Herald, Metro UK, The Register, and a variety of other British and Australian media outlets have been fleeced — and Neatorama readers might well have been the first to bring this to the attention of the American media.


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Posted on April 26, 2007 at 12:29 pm by gail
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37 comments to "Baaaad Investment — Updated"

  • L.B. Jeffries
    April 26th, 2007 at 12:47 pm

    HAHAHAHA, so does that mean they’ll be putting all their pet sheep to sleep? HAAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!

    What? What’d I say?

  • jerome
    April 26th, 2007 at 12:52 pm

    No…
    I mean, come on, they don’t know what a sheep look like?!!!

    MY 2 YEAR OLD KNOWS!!!

    Did they have a free lobotomy included?

  • Miss Cellania
    April 26th, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    Too fnny! Killer headline, too.

  • johnald
    April 26th, 2007 at 1:02 pm

    they need broader educations.

  • Another Jake
    April 26th, 2007 at 1:08 pm

    Honestly! The only thing more ridiculous than this scam is that it took a while for people to even notice they’d been had. Anyone who doesn’t realize they have a sheep and not a poodle, deserves to be stuck with the sheep.
    And I love that it’s printed in the SYDNEY Harold. It’s almost like the Ausies are bragging. hehe.

    That or the word “sheep” was somehow lost in translation and wound up coming out “poodle” in Japanese. I’d almost believe that since the companies name is “poodles as pets” ?? Soooo, what else are poodles for? Don’t answer that. Anyway, if some company were named “sheep as pets,” it’d be a less unusual name, since obviously that’s not exactly a normal pet.

  • brandon
    April 26th, 2007 at 1:11 pm

    well. a lot affected are city folk. but at the same time, it just goes to show, there are dumb asses everywhere even in japan where everyone’s SUPPOSE to be geniuses

  • Someguy
    April 26th, 2007 at 1:21 pm

    I can understand them maybe not knowing what sheep look like since they aren’t common there, but don’t they know what a dog looks like? Seriously, who would spend that kind of money on a dog without knowing anything about the breed before the purchase? This is beyond stupid.

  • owen
    April 26th, 2007 at 1:29 pm

    With a choice between having a poodle or a pet sheep I think I’d take the sheep. Poodles are hideous.

  • Noelegy
    April 26th, 2007 at 1:30 pm

    I smell urban legend.

  • Sid
    April 26th, 2007 at 1:46 pm

    I thought *for sure* this had to be an urban legend, but it’s being reported simultaneously on a bunch of UK and Australian news sites. I guess they could all get fooled at once, but maybe not.

    Anyhow, the whole thing tells me that the Japanese are turning into decadent airheads — exactly what they used to mock the West for being. It’s just taken them a bit longer… Other Oriental countries will be next.

    The entire world emulates Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie. Scary.

  • kid icarus
    April 26th, 2007 at 2:23 pm

    i’m not going to touch this one with a 10 foot cattle prod….

  • Heather
    April 26th, 2007 at 2:23 pm

    Wowwww the japenes couldn’t tell the difference from a sheep and a poodle Wowwwww!!

  • Dolly
    April 26th, 2007 at 2:28 pm

    Bah, it’s an urban legend in the making. Someone at metafilter has already found the source of the story.

    http://www.metafilter.com/60644/Ewe-wont-believe-this-folks#1669598

  • Ali
    April 26th, 2007 at 2:34 pm

    Sweet mericiful sentient being in space…

    Are you kidding me!?

    Ugh, I think I have to agree with Sid on this. If Japan is turning into a country of Paris Hiltons I think we’re all screwed.

  • skh.pcola
    April 26th, 2007 at 2:38 pm

    T-rexes aren’t common around here either, but I’d know one if I saw one. I smell BS on this story, too.

  • gail
    April 26th, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    Sydney Morning Herald is usually a reliable source, though. They pick up a lot of stories from East Asian media and relay them to the English speaking public.

  • gail
    April 26th, 2007 at 3:13 pm

    It’s also on other wire services.

  • gail
    April 26th, 2007 at 3:16 pm

    So anyway, I’ll wait for SMH to retract before I use a commenter on Metafilter as a source. I agree it’s crazy, but the SMH is usually good.

  • intelnm
    April 26th, 2007 at 3:23 pm

    they could of use the internet. or compared it to another poodle.

  • gail
    April 26th, 2007 at 3:34 pm

    Hah. This is all over the British press now. I’m waiting for the word from Snopes before I pull the story. I’ve emailed them.

  • Lisa
    April 26th, 2007 at 4:27 pm

    I can’t honestly believe that none of the people knew the differences between a sheep and a poodle. I’ve never seen a sheep or poodle in real life, and I can certainly tell the difference.

    Anyways, if you were spending so much money for a pet, wouldn’t you want to know what the pet looks like first before buying it?

  • Dan
    April 26th, 2007 at 6:21 pm

    This surely has to be a fake. I mean, how did the scammers get the sheep out of Australia? There are strict laws regarding the export of livestock, and I’m sure it would be equally difficult to get them into Japan too.
    SMH and all the others reporting, you’ve been pwned!

  • Solo
    April 26th, 2007 at 6:23 pm

    Soon coming to a pet store near you: the take home DNA kit that allows you to tell the difference between poodle and sheep. No word on kit to distinguish own ass and a hole in the groumd.

  • gail
    April 26th, 2007 at 6:47 pm

    My friend Sean tells me: “I don’t have any idea if that’s true either, but $1600 US is about 40 times what a light weight sheep costs in Australia right now so the scam would sure be worth the trouble. “

  • Tiffany
    April 27th, 2007 at 12:02 am

    -That and the fact that a sheep would probably eat dog food anyway. I know my goat does, and I don’t think they’re that different. They’re not very finicky creatures. The fact that the article says otherwise just supports idea that the story is completely false.

  • J. Tithonus Pednaud
    April 27th, 2007 at 1:02 am

    I personally can’t believe how many people have been suckered by this story. I find it hilarious that many are making comments on ‘those ignorant Japanese’ while they are the ones who are so ignorant to assume that the Japanese have no sheep in their country.

  • raincoaster
    April 27th, 2007 at 1:17 am

    There go my plans to become a poodle smuggler. $1600 for one of those pathetic knick-knacks with teeth? But it was a good myth while it lasted.

    Incidentally, Snopes is doing a lot of laurel-resting in my opinion. Ever since they dismissed stories of that JDate guy who threatened to sue his dates for their 50%, they’ve lost credibility with me.

  • gail
    April 27th, 2007 at 7:19 am

    Tithonus, when you’ve read as many Weird News stories as a lot of bloggers and journalists have, the number of ignorant people in any given population would not surprise you. Two thousand people in Japan not knowing what a sheep looks like up close? Not hard to swallow when you spend your whole day reading about people all over the world who don’t know their ### from a hole in the ground.

  • gail
    April 27th, 2007 at 7:21 am

    Raincoaster, yeah, I was surprised they didn’t get onto this story when it came out, and my email just got an auto reply.

  • MJ
    April 27th, 2007 at 11:53 am

    Thanks for helping disseminate the hoax info.

    “So anyway, I’ll wait for SMH to retract before I use a commenter on Metafilter as a source.”

    Interestingly enough it was me on MetaFilter as well, so sometimes you can trust what people say in an online community.

    [gomichild = MJ = Cerebral Soup]

    As long as they are making sense of course.

  • gail
    April 27th, 2007 at 11:59 am

    “sometimes you can trust what people say in an online community”

    Right — if you know who they are and where they got their info. That’s why I went with what Cerebral Soup said, because I got a clear idea of where the info was coming from. The major media sources have still not backtracked, so so much for waiting around for them to correct themselves.

  • MJ
    April 27th, 2007 at 12:59 pm

    They aren’t going to backtrack though. They don’t care. They got their site hits and an article with over 100 comments - and really that’s all they care about.

  • ironbob
    April 27th, 2007 at 9:33 pm

    thats virtually the same story has been told for eons about the stupid tourist returning from Mexico with a chihua that turns out to be a rat. http://www.snopes.com/critters/lurkers/mexicanpet.asp

  • gail
    April 27th, 2007 at 9:38 pm

    Yes, Snopes has finally weighed in.

  • gail
    April 27th, 2007 at 9:38 pm

    But Cerebral Soup was first.

  • Raven
    April 28th, 2007 at 1:05 pm

    This whole thing is a big joke. See snopes:

    http://www.snopes.com/critters/lurkers/poodlesheep.asp

  • ted
    April 29th, 2007 at 7:40 am

    It’s not just the phenomena of the urban legend, but it’s human nature to want to believe in the shocking stupidity of others that makes us say, “No… really? Wow.” before we say, “No, that’s got to be fake.”

    Just don’t believe everything you read, or every picture you see.


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