Best Short Joke Ever.

By Alex in Everything Else on Feb 8, 2007 at 10:40 pm

Anita of Say No to Crack is having a little fun contest to find out the best short joke ever. So far, about forty or so zingers have been submitted.

For example:

A dog limps into a bar and says, “I’m looking for the man that shot my paw!”

What’s green, lives in your refridgerator and sings? Elvis Parsley.

Little Jonny went to the police claiming he was constantly beaten by his parents. Child services looked into it and found the whole family had abuse problems back generations. The judge didn’t know what to do! Finally, he realized the perfect solution. He gave Jonny to the Chicago Bears. They never beat anyone.

Ah, kindergarten humor. Precious! Link

Neat stuff from the NeatoShop:

Jimbo
Feb 9th, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Cute..

“Q: What do a brick and a big fat woman have in common?”

“A: Sooner or later they will both be laid by a Mexican!”
Alex
Feb 9th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
That’s terrible, Jimbo.
ted
Feb 9th, 2007 at 6:59 pm
How about:

Someone broke into the police station and stole all the toilets. The police have nothing to go on.
yayo
Feb 10th, 2007 at 7:53 pm
They’re all so bad… including mine ^g^
tommy G
Mar 4th, 2007 at 11:49 pm
HA HA HA…. those were funny…. NOOOOT!
ok ok , I have one for ya …. An old couple was sitting in church when the old lady leaned over to her husband and said, ” I think I let a silent fart, what do you think I should do?” The old man said, ” Get a hearing aid” !! = )
Glitch50
May 11th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
A man walks into a bar. he says ouch.
gaba
Jul 31st, 2010 at 2:38 am
A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?” She simply replied, “No peer pressure.”

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