Anita of Say No to Crack is having a little fun contest to find out the best short joke ever. So far, about forty or so zingers have been submitted.
A dog limps into a bar and says, “I’m looking for the man that shot my paw!”
What’s green, lives in your refridgerator and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Little Jonny went to the police claiming he was constantly beaten by his parents. Child services looked into it and found the whole family had abuse problems back generations. The judge didn’t know what to do! Finally, he realized the perfect solution. He gave Jonny to the Chicago Bears. They never beat anyone.
Ah, kindergarten humor. Precious! Link