Crystal-Encrusted Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head.

From the website:

Want fries with that? A security guard watches over a pair of crystal-encrusted Mrs. and Mr. Potato Head figures on display at the opening of the U.S. Potato Board’s “Healthy Mr. Potato Head Quarters” in New York, November 20, 2006.

For a larger pic, visit: Reuter’s Oddly Enough blog