Depressed about not getting Sony's newly released PS3 [wiki]? Be thankful at least you're not shot, shot in a drive-by with a BB gun, robbed, pepper sprayed, batoned by the police or injured in a melee and in a stampede. Phew.
This Thanksgiving, how about a nice game of scrabble instead? There's a new world record for you to beat ...
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