Taliban Fighters Hide in Giant Afghan Marijuana Forest.

By Alex in Weapons & War on Oct 17, 2006 at 3:41 pm

Taliban fighters are using giant Afghan marijuana forests for hiding. You read that right: marijuana forest.

"We tried burning [the marijuana forests] with white phosphorous – it didn’t work," said Gen Hillier.

"We tried burning them with diesel – it didn’t work. The plants are so full of water right now… that we simply couldn’t burn them."

He noted that a couple of brown plants on the edges of some of the forests had caught fire but this had posed yet another problem.

"A section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," he said, speaking dryly, according to Reuters.

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  1. Jim in LA
    Oct 17th, 2006 at 4:42 pm

    here comes the napalm.

  2. Bryan
    Oct 17th, 2006 at 5:30 pm

    If white phosphorous didn’t work, I don’t think napalm has much of a chance. Just ship some Dartmouth students out there – they’ll make short work of it.

  3. NeonCat
    Oct 18th, 2006 at 9:26 am

    Time to break out the Rome plows.

    Or an army of smokers. Whichever.

  4. Kartan
    Oct 18th, 2006 at 12:24 pm

    Why not just ship over tons of Jb 1.5 Rolling Papers and Pink Floyd CD’s? :)

  5. Silky
    Oct 18th, 2006 at 1:09 pm

    Y’know, I think the answer is obvious. Carpet the forest with rolling papers, pipes and lighters.

    “Dude… There’s some infidels over there…”
    “Dude, ya think we should like… what?”

  6. intelnm
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 9:31 am

    it is mighty joint.
    why don’t they do like they did in the monty phyton quest for the holy grail.

    how did the plant get to be so big

  7. intelnm
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 9:31 am

    also if they burn it wont everybody get a good contact high


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