Taliban fighters are using giant Afghan marijuana forests for hiding. You read that right: marijuana forest.
"We tried burning [the marijuana forests] with white phosphorous - it didn't work," said Gen Hillier.
"We tried burning them with diesel - it didn't work. The plants are so full of water right now... that we simply couldn't burn them."
He noted that a couple of brown plants on the edges of some of the forests had caught fire but this had posed yet another problem.
"A section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," he said, speaking dryly, according to Reuters.
If white phosphorous didn't work, I don't think napalm has much of a chance. Just ship some Dartmouth students out there - they'll make short work of it.
Or an army of smokers. Whichever.
"Dude... There's some infidels over there..."
"Dude, ya think we should like... what?"
why don't they do like they did in the monty phyton quest for the holy grail.
how did the plant get to be so big