Padlock Shimmy from a Beer Can!

I have been working in prisons for a number of years and this is standard practice for one inmate to rip off another inmates locker of his goodies

[...] Wizbang Tech reports that nearly every lock you have is now worthless. This is for pin/cylinder locks, which is every lock I have on an outside door in my house. The geometry of my house isn’t appropriate for me to add 2×4s to bar the doors (at which point, I assume burglars would go through the windows rather than locate a battering ram) I don’t need to worry about this bicycle lock problem, because this handy-dandy little device will take care of the bicycle lock I use. I suppose I could ride a bicycle that would be harder to steal, but that’s somewhat counterproductive. [...]