Old Hobbits Die Hard!!! by Gamma-Ray

Hobbits may not look like much on the outside, their bodies soft and doughy and their fur all downy, but on the inside they're as hard as they come. You see, hobbits are exposed to lots of nasty stuff during their extremely long lives, and when a citizen of the shire decides to go on a grand adventure they grow tough as briar with a surly attitude. So if you're thinking about messing with an old hobbit think again or face a walking stick beat down!

Show the world that the shire is full of badasses with this Old Hobbits Die Hard!!! t-shirt by Gamma-Ray, it defies stereotypes and delivers some in-your-face action at the same time!

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It's almost time to head back to the beach and soak in some rays while the waves gently lap the shore, so people are working hard to get in shape so they can feel confident in their swimsuit this summer.

But if you're just okay with going to the beach then you should ignore those people who have to prepare and dress appropriately for the beach and just head down to the shore and enjoy yourself.

Take it from Iggy Pop- you don't have to sport short shorts or a bikini down by the shore, just do you however you see fit and tell those seaside conformists to "deal with it".

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It's A Kind Of Monarch by Leon

The band Queen was dead, and yet the Queen of England was still very much alive and ready to rock the United Kingdom into the 21st century. Unfortunately, her loyal subjects expected her to behave with dignity and decorum and not like some rock n roll rebel, so she had to keep her dreams of being a rock star locked away in her head. But after everyone else in the palace had gone to bed she would pull out her old Queen album collection and pretend to be the lead singer, and although she meant no disrespect to Freddy Mercury she still secretly wished her life had taken a different turn back in 1970...

Show the world what a real wanna-be rock star looks like, wear this It's A Kind Of Monarch t-shirt by Leon and rock your cares away!

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TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE by Agacactus

Classic horror movies rarely make as big of an impact on the audience as Tobe Hooper's The Texas Chainsaw Massacre did back in 1974, and to this day people can't hear the sound of a chainsaw without thinking of Leatherface. And while the original movie made audiences break out in a cold sweat, and caused many to see Leatherface's gruesome skin mask leering at them in their nightmares, it gave horror movie fanatics a new creep to root for who was somehow kinder and gentler than the rest. For poor old Leatherface was just following orders and trying not to disappoint his dear demented family, a feeling we can all relate to, and with the release of future installments we got to see just how fun it would be to hang around Leatherface's house of horrors...

Declare your love of classic horror flicks with this TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE t-shirt by Agacactus, it's a killer work of art!

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Sugarmet The Candy Devil by Andrei Verner

Our sweet tooths and the drive to chomp down on sugary sweets all day long originate in the farthest depths of Hell, wehre Sugarmet the Candy Devil grinds the bones of sinners into the granulated sugar we so desperately need. Sugarmet is surprisingly svelt considering he's full of carbs and calories, but those who worship at his syrupy altars grow plump and juicy, ready to be roasted alive once they've fallen into Sugarmet's granulated grasp...

Show the world what the dark side of having a sweet tooth looks like, wear this Sugarmet The Candy Devil t-shirt by Andrei Verner and make people hunger for your presence!

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Tickle Me Elmo by ZionKnight

Elmo is a monster, a friendly monster but still a monster, so people tend to forget that his physiology is marvelous and strange. Monster physique is not as rigid or concrete as the human body, and therefore is capable of expanding and stretching into different shapes to suit the level of scare necessary at any given time, which is why nobody says no when Elmo asks them to tickle him!

Show a different side of Sesame Street's cutest little monster with this Tickle Me Elmo t-shirt by ZionKnight, it's sure to make people chuckle wherever you go!

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Rest In Pepperoni by Luca

Old Peppy the pepperoni pizza died doing what he loved- cramming himself into somebody's mouth. He lived a greasy life, told lots of cheesy jokes and only got really crusty when people accused him of being junk food, and Old Peppy will always be remembered as the slice who stayed true to himself and always left foodies wanting more. Rest in pepperoni, dear Peppy, your savory slices and saucy sense of humor will not soon be forgotten...

Commemorate the life of a culinary superstar with this Rest In Pepperoni t-shirt by Luca, it's a tasteful way to give the last slice of pizza the send off it deserves!

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Hello, Is It Hope You're Looking For by Paulychilds

I can see it in your eyes, I can see it in your smile, you're looking for a candidate who'll go the extra mile. Lionel knows just what to say and he knows just what to do, but let him start by saying "I love your shoes". As a rule presidential candidates aren't very cool, and we constantly elect some dweeb or dufus who just makes our country look like a backwards place full of tactless twits. So isn't it about time we elected somebody cool, somebody who knows all the feels and can sing his way out of any dispute, foreign or domestic? That's why I'm voting Lionel Richie for prez in 2016, because we need a president who can be cool and keep their cool so America can be totally cool again!

Sing the praises of your candidate of choice with this Hello, Is It Hope You're Looking For t-shirt by Paulychilds, it's red, white and bluesy in all the right ways!

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Geralt Of Rivia by TeeHunter

No man has ever commanded a presence quite like Geralt Of Rivia, which seems appropriate considering how many epic monsters he has slain. They call him the Witcher, which some see as an insult or derogatory term, but Geralt wears his Witcher title with pride, knowing he's one of the only beings on the planet possessing his particular set of skills. And those who snicker and snark behind his back cannot even look Geralt in the eye for long before they turn away in fear, reaffirming his belief that he is the only one with true power on The Continent.

Wear a stare that makes monsters shiver and men shake by slipping this Geralt Of Rivia t-shirt by TeeHunter over your torso. It doesn't add any armor value but it will cast a charm spell on your fellow gamers!

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The Walking Pizza Co. by BS

When you absolutely, positively need to have a cheesy pizza pie delivered to your home base but the world is in the midst of a zombie apocalypse you need to call The Walking Pizza Co. They guarantee delivery in one week or it's free, and even though it will be cold and the box will be covered in blood it will be the best tasting pizza you've ever eaten in your life. The Walking Pizza Co. is not responsible for any atomic fallout that may be contained within the cardboard box, please consume with caution.

Serve up some post-apocalyptic silliness with this The Walking Pizza Co. t-shirt by BS, it's sure to knock your fellow fans dead!

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Endless Chase by Ian Wildling

Most people don't realize the classic arcade game Pac-Man is actually based on a true story of a man who was constantly chased by ghosts and started taking drugs to deal with the hauntings. He swallowed pellet after pellet but never stopped seeing the spirits until he discovered the super drug nicknamed PWR that allowed him to consume the ghosts whole. The game took certain liberties with his diet (the real Pac preferred beer, pizza and cheeseburgers to pretzels and fruit), but couldn't include the drug addict factor for obvious reasons. The man disappeared during the 80s and has yet to return in his original form, and some say the Ms. made sure it was game over for poor Pac...

Show the world the true story behind the Pac with this Endless Chase t-shirt by Ian Wildling, it's sure to earn you a geeky fashion high score!

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Circle Of Artificial Life by FranchFries

The Man of Iron took to the cliffs to declare a new artificial intelligence had come to the people of New York, an android who would one day be king. They called him the Vision, and he was built to lead the people through the dark storms to come by battling the robotic forces of Ultron. Vision had the heart of a lion, the intellect of ten thousand geniuses, and a sturdy humanoid frame made for battle, but there was one thing his programming couldn't comprehend- how a meerkat and a warthog could become best friends with a lion...Does not compute!

Keep your taste in geeky tee designs totally epic with this Circle Of Artificial Life t-shirt by FranchFries, it's one marvel-ously magnificent mashup!

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Don't Blink! by Claudia SG

You don't always have to listen to the Doctor, and half the time you're probably better off ignoring his inane babblings and silly statements, but when he tells you "Don't Blink" what he's really saying is "blink and you're dead". Those silly enough to ignore his order become another stone statue for the Weeping Angel's collection, their lives lost to the cosmos, so heed his warning if you want to live to see another trip in the tardis...

Wear a warning all Whovians will appreciate, slip on this Don't Blink! t-shirt by Claudia SG and help keep the Weeping Angels from invading Earth.

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BORN TO SHRED by RynoArts

Samurai don't spend all their free time polishing their swords, they have hobbies that don't involve killing just like everyone else. But some samurai's hobbies have to be hidden from their fellow warriors, so they don't become the foot of someone's joke, and skateboarding certainly fits into this category. So what is a ninja turtle hating samurai to do when he feels like he was born to shred? He opens his own skate park, with a strict "Teenage skaters welcome, but no samurai and NO NINJAS!" policy.

Show the world what Shredder from TMNT is up to when he's not hatching evil clan plans with this BORN TO SHRED t-shirt by RynoArts, it's an awesome way to show some love for the bad guy.

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Bartertown by Kim Hobby

The Raggedyman and Aunty Entity once shared a moment that made all the madness of the wasteland disappear, but theirs was a love that could never be. With Master Blaster constantly bucking for control of Bartertown, Aunty had to play it cool and pretend to treat Max like another piece of human cattle, but deep down she knew he had come to change her life. Every time she looked into his cold gray eyes she saw hope, and a future, but he saw nothing but the past in hers so his heart stayed locked up like Thunderdome...

Show some love for your favorite installment in the Mad Max series with this Bartertown t-shirt by Kim Hobby, it's a new way to commemorate a post-apocalyptic masterpiece.

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