Even if you're a calm and safe driver there's one aspect of driving which is bound to make your blood boil- the parking spot stealing, double space hogging and often downright rude drivers you encounter in parking lots.

Gotta love passive aggressive notes in Vancouver. This was on a car in our parking lot this morning pic.twitter.com/WgmD8k836U

— firechild (@firechild) September 23, 2015

For some reason these rude people think the rules apply to everyone but them when they enter a parking lot, and suddenly their car becomes the most valuable vehicle on the planet.

This pass ag note is the best way to give out to someone about their awful parking https://t.co/NtxGjLJpiZ pic.twitter.com/1t5msR8Z2i

— DailyEdge (@dailyedge) June 24, 2016

And while most of the people these jerks tick off simply mutter an obscenity under their breath and walk away others serve up their own brand of parking lot justice.

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See 11 Moments Of Sweet Parking Lot Justice That Will Brighten Your Day here

Who is this masked man? He's one of Dr. Sandra Lee's patients who prefers to remain anonymous, and his “mask” is a mass of blackheads which have taken over his face and are in serious need of direct action.

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The “Masked Man” has worn this mask of blackheads for two years, but recently visited Dr. Lee (aka Dr. Pimple Popper) to have them removed for free in exchange for his appearance in the videos.

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As you can see from these videos the "Masked Man" got the better part of that deal, as his treatment took hours over multiple sessions to remove that unsightly forest of blackheads growing on his face.

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By his third session the blackheads are all but gone and the "Masked Man" has way more pep in his step, able to look at himself in the mirror and like what he sees again.

-Via some videos

Everyone is a celebrity in their own mind, and in dreams we're free to become famous and earn lots of fans simply by being our own fabulous selves.

This is just a dream for most, a dream we keep hidden so our friends and family don't ridicule us for having such silly thoughts.

But when the gas starts flowing at the dentist's office all sorts of dorky dreams are exposed to the light, even the unattainable dream of being Rihanna in concert.

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The girl's mom had better not make fun of her daughter for breaking out in song after dental surgery since she's the one who put the idea in the poor girl's head!

-Via FAILBlog

When filmmakers decide to make a historical flick, whether it's a biopic or something focused on a particular event or era, they usually try to cast actors who look like the original historical figures.

Sometimes the addition of prosthetics and a specially made wardrobe is needed to really sell the role, but more often than not the successful portrayal of a well-known figure starts with the right famous face.

It's an actor's job to become the characters they portray, whether real or fictional, but it seems like some actors were born to play a role, like a reincarnation of the original soul.

See 15+ Actors Vs. Historic People They Portrayed here

Solving the water crisis faced by many countries in Africa and the Middle East seems like a massive undertaking involving lots of plumbing, construction and planning.

But there's a simpler solution which addresses the needs of the individual families instead of the nation as a whole- the Hippo Water Roller.

The Hippo isn't a re-invention of the wheel, simply a way to use the rolling motion to help people transport drinking water home far easier and in much larger quantities.

Before the Hippo started changing lives people could only carry about 20 liters of water home at a time, in a bucket carried on their head no less, but the Hippo allows them to roll 90 liters home easily and quickly.

-Via Anonymous

Despite claims made by your stoner buddies most actors aren't actually smoking pot in movies like Pineapple Express, and most actors haven't even smoked real cigarettes on set since the late 90s.

The truth is- look-alike substances have always been used by filmmakers if for no other reason than drugs are illegal and drug use on the set could result in some serious fines or worse.

And while pot laws have loosened up quite a bit over the last few years actors would still have a hard time remembering their lines if they were really getting stoned while filming. (Video is NSFW)

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So according to veteran prop master James Butcher the actors are smoking legal "buds" that promise to offer a "multidimensional smoking experience unlike you've ever tried before"

In an effort to make sure these "buds" worked as an on-screen replacement for marijuana James "smoked an enormous amount of it" and "didn't really feel anything".

But what about the cigarettes? They're really smoking herbal cigarettes, which look right but supposedly aren't as harmful as cigarettes because they don't contain tobacco or nicotine.

Read What Are Actors Actually Smoking In Movies? here

Mr. Ray's Day Care by Vincent Trinidad

It's easy to lose track of your children when you live under the sea, and single parents can use all the help they can get, so why not let Mr. Ray take a crack at caring for your child? At Mr. Ray's Day Care all kinds of young critters can come together and explore their oceanic habitat without fear of getting lost like Nemo or being eaten by a hungry halibut, because Ray is there to wrap your kids up and keep them safe. So send your kids to Mr. Ray's Day Care for safety's sake, where there's one flat fee and sea anemones are not allowed!

Show some love for your favorite animated fish tales with this Mr. Ray's Day Care t-shirt by Vincent Trinidad, and watch your fellow fans light up like Dory when she actually remembers something.

Visit Vincent Trinidad's Facebook fan page, official website and Instagram, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more delightfully geeky designs:

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The Last TimeLord by RebelArt

They said he'd get thirteen incarnations before the plug was pulled on operation Time Lord, but the Doctor knew the end was near when he transformed from that cool tenth incarnation to that lanky and awkward eleventh. Desperate to find a way to live a little longer the Doctor headed to his favorite planet in search of answers, but for some reason the Earthlings had forgotten who that man from the stars was to them, and instead saw him as a fighter from another planet. So instead of making his usual "I'm the star of the show, good people!" entrance he laid low and bided his time by playing arcade games, plunking in quarter after quarter as he racked his brain for a way to make this incarnation last...

Bowties are cool, and so are sci-fi mashups like this amazing The Last TimeLord t-shirt design by RebelArt, slip it on and up your geeky game!

Visit RebelArt's Facebook fan page, official website, Twitter, Tumblr and Instagram, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more geek-tastic designs:

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Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!

Cantina Duelists by Diego Pedauyé

Dueling is meant to be a classy way to handle conflict, and it's not polite for gentlemen to pull blasters on each other in the middle of a crowded cantina like scummy smugglers. And yet humanoids seem to have traded in their dignity and good manners for brutish bravado and lawlessness, so dueling at twenty paces has become a bit of an antiquated concept. But imagine how many wars could have been avoided, and how many innocent lives could have been saved, if the Jedis and the Sith had simply settled their arguments via good old fashioned duel!

Add a touch of class to your geeky wardrobe with this Cantina Duelists t-shirt by Diego Pedauye, it's a refreshingly old school take on your favorite sci-fi franchise.

Visit Diego Pedauye's Facebook fan page, official website, Twitter, Instagram and Tumblr, then head over to his NeatoShop for more properly geeky designs:

View more designs by Diego Pedauyé | More Cartoon T-shirts | New T-Shirts

Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!

Heavy metal is generally thought of as rock's totally hardcore cousin, and heavy metal album art is supposed to reflect the band's extreme fist pumping and headbanging nature.

But sometimes in the quest to prove how hardcore you are you just end up making yourself look like a high-caliber tool.

Even bands like Iron Maiden, who usually get the album art so right, can fall from grace when they ditch the hand drawn art to make the leap into the digital age.

But all bands have to start somewhere near the bottom, and it's okay if they let their less than talented buddy draw the cover art for their first album, so they can look back on it some day and smile.

See Thirty Of The Worst Heavy Metal Album Covers Of All Time here (NSFW)

Seeing as how it's a holiday weekend here in the United States, and people will be partying hard in honor of our nation's birthday, it's probably a good time to talk about drunk driving. 

Basically, you're better off sleeping on the floor of some cantina on a total dustbowl of a planet than trying to drive your (Millennium) Falcon home, and that way you'll live to drink another day!

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Han Solo would never drive drunk because he has a shaggy yet sober co-pilot who is happy to serve as the designated driver, but take it from this fun PSA by OneMinuteGalactica and don't risk a DUI this Fourth of July.

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Islamophobia is at an all time high here in America, with the fear of ISIS attacks and terrorist acts on everyone's minds.

So imagine what it must be like to be a Muslim man of Arabic descent here in America these days...scary, right?

Now imagine what it would be like for this muslim guy to take a road trip across the U.S., stopping off in some of the most hate-filled cities in America while fitting a racial profile.

Well, as always America is full of surprises, and even though the media makes us think Vice journalist Abdullah Saeed would be shot on sight in certain states his trip was actually quite pleasant.

Bizarre, but pleasant. (NSFW due to language)

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In the summer of 2015 Abdullah Saeed, Wilbert L. Cooper and Martina de Alba went road tripping from L.A. to D.C. in an RV for a show on Viceland called Vice Does America.

After watching a few episodes it seems to me like it's a more realistic look at today's America than the news media portrays, with less fear and more brotherhood.

Read Road Tripping In America As A Muslim Man here

Among the thousands of surnames being used by families here in the United States there are tons of truly ancestral last names and a bunch of fakes adopted by immigrants so they'd sound more "American".

Many of the real last names link families back to their European ancestry, which makes tracing their lineage fairly easy since the surnames are still being used in Europe to this day.

As you can see on the map above, posted by Redditor Teepr back in 2014, the most common European surnames are largely just what you'd expect- the Smiths are still a band in the U.K., Papadopoulos is still as Greek as it gets, and the Mullers are still amassed in Germany and Switzerland.

But, as this updated map posted by educational blogger Jakub Marian shows, there's a bit of a discrepancy when it comes to which last name is most common in Portugal.

The map above says Almeida is most common, but every other source seems to indicate Silva is actually the most common Portuguese last name.

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Considering how many people of Portuguese ancestry in Latin and South American countries have the last name Silva I'm inclined to believe it's actually the winner.

-Via mental_floss

Lots of people are living that vape life nowadays, despite warnings about health risks and a disease called popcorn lung, but vaping usually involves nicotine or THC.

So what happens when a genius named Russell Hawkins decides to vape Carolina Reaper pepper oil to prove his manly might?

He winds up crying like a little baby, but then he snorts some powdered Reaper pepper and delivers the coup de grace by rubbing it in his eyes.

(Barely NSFW due to language, fast forward to around 5:00 for the action)

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Carolina Reaper pepper oil doesn't even belong on food, so why would someone think smoking or snorting it is a good idea? Because internet fame is a hell of a drug...

-Via Dangerous Minds

You know those insane (and utterly hilarious) Old Spice commercials starring Terry Crews and that other guy who's not Terry Crews, the ads where Terry is constantly shirtless and yelling?

Well, now they're more than just an amazing advertising campaign designed to sell deodorant- they're a playable video game!

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Don't be afraid to play the Old Spice You Land Featuring You video game, even though it may seem too fresh for some, just keep staring at Terry's bouncing pecs and repeat the words "it's only a game". 

PLAY OLD SPICE YOULAND HERE

-Via Geeks Are Sexy