How you cut up a pizza pie depends on how many people are trying to get a piece of that pie, and in an ultimate Forever Alone scenario you need to consider how to cut up pizza for one.
That's why this comic is crucial to pizza distribution awareness, because a spiral cut pizza is one brilliant way to get it all down your gullet lickety split!
Link --via Tastefully Offensive
Maybe your cat is a Shriner, maybe he's just a big fan of Doctor Who, or maybe he's just purr-fectly fashionable.
Whatever your reason for needing a tiny red fez for your cat, Etsy seller SarabiRose has you covered, as she says it "will make any cats dreams of looking like a performing monkey come true."
Link --via Laughing Squid
Here's a sure-fire cure for those holiday blues- a cute video showing a bunch of husky puppies hanging out in a winter wonderland being adorable and chewing on each other and stuff. Enjoy this winter themed puppy-palooza and get happy!
--via BuzzFeed
Playing Princess Bride is easy when you've got a ship shaped sled sitting around and a young giant named Fezzik ready to pull you and your crew through the snow! Illustrator Patrick Ballesteros captured this imaginative scene in honor of snow days and one of the greatest movies ever made. INCONCEIVABLE!
Link --via Nerd Approved
Sitting down to eat a meal you didn't prepare yourself can be risky when you have a food allergy, so how are you supposed to know if it's safe to eat?
UCLA's Henry Samueli School of Engineering and Applied Science may have come up with a solution in the form of an analyzer which connects to your smartphone and detects any possible allergens in your food.
Here's more:
...the two-ounce smartphone accessory relies on a test tube-based allergen test called a colorimetric assay.
Using the iTube to detect the presence of nuts, eggs, gluten, or other allergens first requires a sample to be ground up and mixed with water and an extraction solvent for a few minutes, followed by a series of other chemicals in a step-by-step process. The resulting mixture is then visually analyzed by a custom app using the smartphone's camera which can actually determine the concentration of the allergen in the food, not just whether or not it's present.
All-in-all the test takes about 20 minutes to complete with the current version of the hardware. And while its performance will certainly be improved over time, if you have dangerous food allergies that's not a terribly long time to wait if it guarantees you won't suffer a terrible reaction.
Mythbuster Adam Savage has quite a bit of experience in the special effects industry, so it follows that any costume he makes is going to be badass.
But instead of choosing something overdone like a Transformer or a gory zombie he chose to create a costume based on the character No-Face from Spirited Away, and it will leave you speechless.
--via Super Punch
Tim Burton is such a visionary director that he can even make a music video look like a mini epic, and even if you don't like the music of The Killers you should turn off the sound and watch this interesting short film unfold. It's no Frankenweenie, but it's full of Burton-esque qualities that any true Burtonian can appreciate.
--via GeekTyrant
Anybody who's worked in an office has had to deal with at least one of the tech personalities on the list, so we'll leave it up to you to decide- are these techie stereotypes true or mere generalizations?
Link --via Laughing Squid
Xenomorphs don't look so scary when they're made out of vegetables, and that shiny eggplant head looks ripe and ready to devour!
But what does this extraterrestrial salad being plan to do with that slab of meat in it's hand?
Link --via Geeks Are Sexy
Dogs often find themselves in dangerous situations, so it's important to protect them however we can.
Here's a new product that helps protect pooches from getting hurt in a fire- it's called the Ishiatama-kun Wanko fireproof jacket, and it comes complete with a helmet section to protect their head and ears from the flames.
As a bonus this jacket makes your pooch look like they come from the future, so it's stylish and functional. Thanks Japan!
Link --via Geekologie
Something about printers makes cats hate them. Maybe it's all those strange noises they make, or the pieces of paper that come shooting out, or maybe cats simply aren't fans of printing at home.
Whatever the reason, the ongoing war between cats and printers makes for some hilarious video footage!
--via Tastefully Offensive
A guy wearing a pink button up shirt tucked into khaki slacks may seem like an unlikely home invasion suspect, but these days you can't be too careful.
That's why you need an unconventional means to deal with would-be burglars- an audio effect enhancement that beefs up your dog's bark so no one will know how small man's best friend really is.
--via 22 Words
Despite being in violation of Imperial Army protocol the Stormtrooper in this photo seems to be having a great time at a Gay Pride Parade. He's sporting the rainbow stripes for a good reason, which is frowned upon by the Empire but fully endorsed by those on the right side of the Force. Party on super trooper!
Laughing Squid's Rusty Blazenhoff paid a visit to the oldest remaining Bob's Big Boy restaurant in the U.S., located in Burbank, California since 1949.
He took lots of cool pictures, and he talks a bit about the significance of the Big Boy over a slice of pie at the link below.
It's a delicious trip down memory lane, is anyone else suddenly in the mood for a cheeseburger?
The body of a remarkably well preserved warrior in full armor was discovered at Kanai Higashiura, the site known as the Japanese Pompeii, and archaeologists believe the find dates back to the 6th century.
But here's what makes this a remarkable find:
The discovery, which is a first of its kind, is particularly remarkable in that the warrior is still wearing his lamellar suit. Though 600 armoured suits have been recovered by archaeologists over the years, none were worn by its owner.
Typically, suits like this one, what are called kozaneko or keiko, are found in tombs placed next to the owner, along with various burial goods. But this one is clearly unique.
