Movember, aka when guys use charity as an excuse to grow a sad little patch of hair on their upper lips, is quickly drawing to a close, but before it goes let's explore the five most hated types of moustache.
There's the Hitler stache, Porn stache, Pube stache (as worn by Michael Cera above), Lady stache and the most hated of all- the Finger stache.
That's right folks, the Finger stache is now more hated than the Hitler stache thanks to extreme overuse on the interwebs.
Political campaigns are scary enough without people walking around looking like monsters politicians while wearing these truly horrifying politically themed Halloween masks.
If you see someone walking around with one of these masks on don't panic- simply tell them that you're registered independent, or libertarian, and they'll run away howling in terror!
Seeing a throng of zombies tearing through your neighborhood is the stuff of nightmares, but when the zombies are a bunch of racist suburbanites comedy duo Key and Peele find themselves safe as ever. Enjoy this clip from their hit Comedy Central sketch comedy show, it's dead funny!
--via Tastefully Offensive
Most dogs aren't too keen on wearing Halloween costumes, but Maddie the Coonhound is a real ham and she loves to get dressed up and pose for photo shoots.
Here we see her trying on costumes before hitting the town for a bit of trick-or-treating, but she's having so much fun that she should forget the candy and just stay home!
Ringo, or the story of a couple who tried to revitalize their relationship but instead ruin a child, is a dark little tale about a child whose life goes from light to dark gray thanks to his self involved parental units.
The classic style of the character designs, and the depressing storyline, make this a perfect short for all the Halloweenies out there. So sad...
--via Cartoon Brew
Anyone remember the TV movie The Worst Witch, starring Fairuza Balk and Tim Curry? Well if you do then you may remember the Halloween Song as sung by Curry's character the Grand Wizard, a true holiday classic unknown to most because of TWW's relative obscurity. Watch it now, it's got Tim Curry in it and that's all you really need to know!
--via Everything Is Terrible!
Calvin and Hobbes comic strips are timeless, and the two imaginative friends seem like the type who would be extremely excited about Halloween. But for some reason only two of the ten total strips from October 31st have anything to do with Halloween, which begs the question- was Bill Watterson anti-Halloween? Nah...
Jimmy Fallon is an obvious lover of all holidays, especially Halloween as we've demonstrated here time and time again, but this time he gets to share his love of holidays with the hot and hilarious Rashida Jones and the two make especially sweet music together.
Holiday songs are old and played out, let's update them all by adding bits of modern pop songs, that'll get the kids back on board!
--via Tastefully Offensive
Fairy tales often contain extremely dark subject matter, including murder, incest, cannibalism, black magic and suicide. However, just because the plots are grim doesn't mean the artwork can't be beautiful. Feast your eyes on these wonderful fairy tale illustrations by Nadezhda Illarionova, and behold the power of imagination.
Link --via Flavorwire
Cartoonist R.K. Milholland reveals his love of Halloween with a witty online comic series entitled The Last Trick-Or-Treaters.
The story is about some ill fated trick-or-treaters who get more than they bargained for on Halloween night, and some wicked little children who team up with the forces of evil to spread darkness across the land.
Both of these Halloween kittehs are up to no good, but they sure look good in their getups!
Pirate kitteh says "Yarr, where's me Fancy Feast matey?", and if his human doesn't give him the right answer he's likely to make the poor kid walk the plank!
Joker kitteh wants to know "Meow so serious?", but that painted on smile does little to hide the fact that he'll be out causing trouble all over town come Halloween night.
Whether sporting a costume or painted fur, Halloween kittehs sure are cute!
Hybrid costumes are all the rage these days, so it was only a matter of time before somebody put Batman and Bane together in a wearable mask suitable to wear when either saving or destroying Gotham City.
This full head latex mask was created by Ministryofmasks, and it looks pretty darn wicked whether someone is breathing heavy behind it or not. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em right?
Talk about creating a sticky situation! Artist Danny Scheible creates colorful works of art with a very unusual medium- masking tape.
He calls his works Tapigami, and while the medium becomes obvious when you look at them up close, from far away it's hard to tell that his over 100,000 works are made out of tape.
Link --via Laughing Squid
Putting together a really good Inspector Gadget costume means including some working gadgets to prove you're the real deal, so this Instructable by prixprix may be just what you need to make your next mission against the agents of C.L.A.W. a rousing success.
Is that a motorized copter on your hat or are you just happy to see me?
Sam Raimi's seminal horror flick The Evil Dead launched the career of an actor by the name of Bruce Campbell, brought a twisted sense of humor to horror flicks and led the way for the catchphrase treasure troves Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness.
If you've seen the flick a hundred times you may think you know everything there is to know about The Evil Dead, but check out this list of 25 lesser known facts about the Evil Dead and see if you really do know it all!
