Bill & Ted aren’t the smartest, or most well read, guys on the block, but at least they had the good sense not to get on Genghis Khan’s bad side!

Meriwether Lewis and William Clark are often thought of as intelligent and intrepid, but they were total failures in their mission, and Lewis ended up killing himself due to a massive case of writer’s block.

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YouTube royalty Rhett and Link explore who would win in an Epic Rap Battle between the totally righteous Wyld Stallyns and the totally overrated Lewis & Clark, and even though the old timey guys are smarter the boys from San Dimas beat them out with a one two pun punch! (Contains NSFW language)

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Japan is known for having extreme work schedules, an extremely strange sense of humor that's  a bit out of sync with their (seemingly) reserved personalities, and they're known for going to extremes to blow off steam. Behind closed doors, of course.

Training to become a "Salaryman" begins at an early age, so as you can imagine going to school in Japan is quite different than it is in America.

If you feel the American educational system is sorely lacking then you won’t be surprised to discover that the Japanese have us beat in many ways, but that intense schooling comes at a price.

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Japanese students don't have substitute teachers to harass, they don't have janitors to clean up their messes, and they don't get Saturdays off to play with their pals. Where's the fun in that?

See 9 Ways Japanese Schools Are Different Than American Schools at mental_floss

Being a new parent is a bit like surviving a major catastrophy- you’re always dirty, disheveled and tired, you live in fear of sickness and know that things can get downright nasty in the blink of an eye.

New moms (typically) have a lot more to deal with than daddy, and she must learn to adapt to her new, less fashionable life. But at least she has a tiny alarm clock that will wake her up at all hours of the day and night!

These adorable, yet very (and a bit NSFW) realistic comics by Lucy Scott are part of her book Diary Of A New Mom, which is full of graphic depictions of how having a baby changes a mother's life. At least they'll appreciate all your hard work when they're teenagers!

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Clive Barker has carved out his own niche in the horror world, with tales that were seen as extreme at the time of their release, and still cause controversy since they often incorporate Christian canon.

His stories have a raw edge that comes not from a life read about in books but rather from a life filled with unique experiences and pain.

His art is a reflection of his life in many ways, transforming over the last four decades from hard, seedy and utterly fringe to softened, more accessible, and (dare I say) kid friendly.

But if you've ever wondered about the man behind the dark tales, and how a Cenobite named Pinhead came to be horror royalty, then this interview he granted to Grantland is a must read.

Read Hellraiser Author Clive Barker On Almost Dying, Hustling and Killing Pinhead here (contains NSFW elements)

Tomorrowland is Disney’s latest amusement park attraction turned motion picture, and unlike that awful Haunted Mansion movie they released a few years back, they seem to have gotten the adaptation right this time.

The film combines dystopian sci-fi themes with a message of hope for the future, mixing in some of history’s most famous scientific minds for good measure and plenty of Disney magic, of course.

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Here's a deleted scene from the film that reveals the origins of the organization Plus Ultra, the group responsible for the creation of Tomorrowland. It's got that classic Disney short style, features the voice talent of Maurice LaMarche and it's enjoyable to watch whether you've seen Tomorrowland or not.

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Getting crafty often entails making do with whatever materials you have on hand, and when you’re able to recycle old stuff into shiny, and useful, new stuff your skills as a crafter become a point of pride.

Besides the obvious benefit of recycling materials instead of throwing them away you’ll get the added bonus of bragging rights when your friends and family come over and see all the marvelous things you’ve created with your own two crafty hands.

Goods Home Design has put together a collection of images revealing 12 Creative and Highly Unique Recycling Projects, and while the post doesn't include tutorials most of the images are pretty self explanatory, and absolutely inspirational!

Despite the popularity of Disney’s feature films the Looney Tunes beat Disney by a mile in the shorts department, because every self respecting toonhead grew up watching Looney Tunes shorts that were played on many different channels seemingly nonstop.

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Over the years Warner Bros. has taken many shorts out of circulation for various reasons, ranging from violence to (seemingly) racist themes to what WB perceived as a lack of public interest, thereby denying future generations of these wonderful shorts.

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This classic mental_floss article features 5 Obscure Looney Tunes Cartoons that weren't taken out of circulation because they're controversial, but rather because they're downright strange! Take a gander and see if they bring back any cartoon memories.

Woolverine by Scott Neilson

Wolverine hated traveling between dimensions for one simple reason- he never knew what he'd look like when he reached the other side. Luckily he'd crossed over with Cyclops instead of Black Cat, because that kitty wouldn't have been able to keep her claws off his wooly new form. Logan wasn't a fan of knitting or crochet, but when it came to leaving bad men in stitches he knew just how to sew up a scumbag!

Don't just wear the same old superhero shirt, bring home this Woolverine t-shirt by Scott Neilson and X out the forces of boring fashion!

Visit Scott Neilson's Facebook fan page, Twitter and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more ridiculously cool designs:

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Like it or not the summer season is upon us, and that means it's time to get outside, soak up some rays and enjoy days that seem to last forever.

Summer is a great time to do stuff away from home, but make sure you're wearing the proper attire before you leave the house by throwing on an awesome NeatoShop t-shirt!

(Make your way to the bottom of this post for your chance to win a NeatoShop t-shirt, just in time for summer!)

Summer is an outdoor enthusiast's favorite time of year

Toto-Beach by Theduc

A time when the sun is out and the surf is up

Alien Roller Coaster Ride by Tinkerpen

And you can come out and play with your pals

Baseball Furies by Buby87

Neon Witcher by 10tacles

The Witcher is back, and this time he's got a whole new look! Taking a cue from those games about grand theft and miami, Geralt's new look has lots of bright, neon colors and futuristic flash. He's already ostracized and forced to live on the fringes of society for being a mutant, so why should a Witcher care about his colors giving him away? In fact, Geralt has found the colorful new look to be quite effective for drawing monsters out of hiding, making the slaying that much easier...

Add some eye catching color to your geeky wardrobe with this Neon Witcher t-shirt by Berserk7, it's bold and bright just like the magic used by the Witcher in a fight!

Visit 10tacles's NeatoShop for more mighty cool designs:

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Just Food by Ouno

She seems like a such a big presence on the screen, all full of moxy and attitude, but many creatures in the Hollow see her and her fellow fairies as nothing but food. Tinker and try as they might to make their lives safer in the Land of Never those fairies are just no good with tools, and magic has dulled their sense of creativity. So don't be surprised if a fairy tries to hitch a ride on you while you're travelling around Never, take it as a compliment that fairies would rather ride a stinky human than be eaten by a mantis!

Bring some deliciously dark humor to your geeky wardrobe with this Just Food t-shirt by Ouno, it's totally magical!

Visit Ouno's official website, then head on over to her NeatoShop for more delightful designs:

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Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!

Royalty by Wooded Illustrations

You've been walking around with the blood of the royals pumping through your veins all this time and yet you haven't had a t-shirt that reflects your regal heritage. Well, all that's about to change when you slip on this Royalty t-shirt by Wooded Illustrations and make your life a fantasy wonderland!

This mysterious and majestic shirt invites viewers to take a trip to another time, when stone castles towered above the landscape and life wasn't complicated by technology. And with such a fantastically unique design on your shirt you're sure to wow the masses wherever you go!

Visit Wooded Illustrations's Facebook fan page, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more wondrous designs:

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Ultaviolence Raiders by Buby87

Sports have become mega brutal since the world went to orange hell, and the only people still interested in participating in these bloodsports are the gangs that used to roam the city ruining lives. Thugs spend their young lives training for their own kind of ultraviolence, and they get used to taking hits and tackling their problems head-on, which makes them perfect for arena ball. There's just one problem with this new wave of players- every game, like clockwork, somebody ends up dead!

Root for your favorite fictional sports team with this Ultaviolence Raiders t-shirt by Buby87, and when your droogs viddy you wearing this horrorshow koshtoom the next round of Moloko plus will be on them!

Visit Buby87's Facebook fan page, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more scary good designs:

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Fashion is a head-to-toe affair, and those who think of themselves as fashion forward know an outfit isn't complete until you slip on an amazing pair of shoes.

Those who are tired of letting their hair, makeup and accessories run the show should slip their feet into a pair of ridiculously eye-catching shoes and watch all gazes fall to the floor!

Grunge is coming back in a big way, so if you want to be fashionable and make a big impression you need a sturdy pair of clompers that will leave your mark on the world.

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May we present the flipper heels- for the fashion forward frogwoman, the ultra-stylish snorkeler or the sultry scuba diver looking for buried treasure.

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Looking for a satisfying sandal that's also a snack? Strap a sandwich to your feet and hit the boardwalk like a pound of roast beef!

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Even though China has contributed all kinds of good things to the world, from fireworks to pasta, the country has become known as the home of fake- fake products, fake companies and the place to go when you want an imitation product made for cheap.

Usually this fakery is limited to valuable goods like electronics and fashion accessories, but China is apparently also home to some ingeniously inedible fake foods.

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There are street vendors peddling cement chunks in walnut shells, which are wrapped in paper so they don’t rattle around, fake rice made out of potatoes and plastic, and fake eggs made out of various chemicals and gelatin. Oh the lengths people will go to just to make a buck!

See China's Top 10 Fake Foods here