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Artist Creates Amazing Sculpture Depicting Final Level of Doom II

The Doom video game franchise was extremely groundbreaking in many ways, and the series influences the work of many game designers and artists to this day.

Jason Hite is one of these Doom loving artistic types, and he has taken his love of the series to the limit with this incredibly detailed assemblage sculpture depicting the final level of Doom II.

Jason created this amazing ode to the gory glory of Doom out of various parts, including circuit boards, action figure parts and original sculptures, and now Jason's selling his geek craft masterpiece for a mere $6k.

This incredible work of gamer art is being shown at the Copro National Gallery where it will get the attention it deserves, and hopefully fetch Jason's asking price so he can start on another amazing assemblage!

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-Via Kotaku


Sophia Loren Reveals True Story Behind Famous Side Eyes Photo

There’s a famous photo from the Golden Age of Hollywood that features actress Sophia Loren giving blonde bombshell Jayne Mansfield’s abundant cleavage some rather disapproving side eyes:

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The 1957 photo became a classic because it’s full of attitude and tells a great story about the battle for the spotlight going on between talented actresses and bombshells in Hollywood during the 50s and 60s.

Fans have always assumed that Sophia wore a look of anger or derision, but in a recent interview with Entertainment Weekly Sophia reveals she was more scared than angry:

Paramount had organized a party for me. All of cinema was there, it was incredible. And then comes in Jayne Mansfield, the last one to come. For me, that was when it got amazing. . . . She came right for my table. She knew everyone was watching. She sat down. And now, she was barely . . . Listen. Look at the picture. Where are my eyes? I’m staring at her nipples because I am afraid they are about to come onto my plate. In my face you can see the fear. I’m so frightened that everything in her dress is going to blow—BOOM!—and spill all over the table.

So her stare wasn't purely venomous- she was also concerned for the welfare of the table settings. Can you blame her for feeling a bit overshadowed by Mansfield and her two friends?!

-Via Vanity Fair


Cast Your Vote For Fun Fashion With These 30 Politically Themed T-Shirts

It's November 4th, 2014 and millions of Americans will be heading to their local polling place today to cast their votes on issues ranging from net neutrality to Obamacare.

Cast your vote so your voice is heard, and make sure your pop culture obsessed voice is heard every other day of the year by picking up one of these delightfully geeky political themed t-shirts from the NeatoShop.

They're more fashionable than those "I Voted" stickers, and way more fun to look at than real life politicians!

Don't Vote For Political Dinosaurs by Mudge

Even though some politicos can be hard to take seriously:

Bueller Frye 86 by robotrobotROBOT

And our freedom to vote for whoever we want is part of what makes America a great place to live:

Kawaii States Of America by Fishbiscuit

We're not voting for a new president until 2016, and yet talk of presidential races comes up during every election year:

Abe Finkoln by Raz City

And we look back fondly on the presidents we're most proud of:

George Washington Founding Pirate Father by Mudge

And some we'd rather forget about:

Not A Zombie by SilverBaX

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A Collection Of The Worst Album Cover Art

You’ll discover all kinds of articles online about the best, most iconic, coolest and craziest album covers ever created, but what about those that simply don’t make the cut?

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What about all those truly terrible album covers that delight and amuse? They’re all collected in this gallery at CoverBrowser.

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Fans of finely crafted cheese can visit the site and peruse the carefully chosen collection of crappy covers, like this bizarre punch to the eyeballs:

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Or this heavy metal horrorshow that would make the devil himself deny any involvement in its creation:

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In every collection of crappy cover art there must be one example from a beloved band, and in this case that cover art fail comes from the Black Sabbath album Sabotage:

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You can't blame this one on drugs and alcohol Ozzy, because that album art is wicked bad whether you're stoned or stone sober!

-Via Boing Boing


Marvel Came Up With The Purr-Fect Way To Celebrate Cat Day

October 29th is National Cat Day, founded in 2005 by Colleen Paige to raise awareness about animal adoption and raise money for welfare groups like the ASPCA, but most people aren't even aware that Cat Day is a thing.

This year Marvel Comics tried to raise awareness about the existence of Cat Day by sharing some fantastic feline superhero art created by Jenny Parks on their website, each piece more purr-fect than the last.

Jenny has a masterful way of making felines look even more fantastic, and perhaps her artwork will inspire Marvel to create a whole new world in their multiverse to house her heroic kittehs.

-Via Nerd Approved


Jingle Bells, Someone Smells, Someone Laid An Egg - A Holiday Hero


Jingle Bells, Someone Smells, Someone Laid An Egg by Rocky Davies

There's a holiday hit sung on schoolyards around the world, a song dedicated to the heroic efforts of a man in a bat suit who is having a particularly bad day. History was made that day when his mobile lost a wheel and that joker ran away, and everyone who has ever sang along with this signature childhood holiday song knows who really smells and who really laid an egg- the clown who came up with this catchy song!

Celebrate the upcoming holidays the geeky way- with this Jingle Bells, Someone Smells, Someone Laid An Egg t-shirt by Rocky Davies, and get in the spirit of the season like a true batfan.

Visit Rocky Davies's Facebook fan page, official website and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more ridiculously cool designs:

I Want To Know What Love Is Ten Little Monkeys It Ain't Personal I Like To Draw

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Trigun Fiction - A Gunslinger Pushed Too Far


Trigun Fiction by Coinbox Tees

Even though he had a 60 billion double dollar bounty on his head The Stampede still had time to teach a punk a valuable lesson by sharing some words of wisdom with them before gunning them down. He never used to talk much, and never wanted to blast those punks to smithereens, but the pulp had hit the fan and both Vash and his associate Wolfwood were fed up with the filth roaming around Gunsmoke...

Add an exciting anime mashup to your geeky wardrobe with this Trigun Fiction t-shirt by Coinbox Tees, and show the world that the story of Vash isn't a work of fiction!

Visit Coinbox Tees's Facebook fan page, Twitter and Tumblr, then head on over to their NeatoShop for more action packed designs:

Mega Yin Yang Legend of Jaeger Ganon Is Coming Fighterpuff Girls

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Obey Brannigan - He Took A Planet Express To My Heart


Obey Brannigan by Piercek25

Attention Earthicans and squishy fleshen beings friendly to the Democratic Order Of Planets- Brannigan's Law has been put into place for the good of all living beings, babes or otherwise. When you submit to Zapp's law you're giving your body over to one of the mightiest and most powerful men in the universe, and when Brannigan's hands are all around you the feeling of safety will be too much for your trembling figures to handle! Remember Brannigan's Law- it's hard and fast!

Add a touch of intergalactic silliness to your geeky wardrobe with this Obey Brannigan t-shirt by Piercek25, and feel the warmth of Zapp's law hugging you all day long.

Visit Piercek25's Facebook fan page and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more futur-iffic designs:

Hunter Giant Protector The Hallows

Pokepuff Kids

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Brickthulhu - The Building Blocks Of Madness


Brickthulhu by Blueswade

That Great Old squid faced monster Brickthulhu had risen from his slumber to tear the world apart brick by brick. He saw how much pride the humans took in their building block creations and wanted nothing more than to utterly destroy all of their hard work, driving them all crazy by forcing them to constantly rebuild. Luckily there were lots of strong minded builders out there available to build it all back up again, and enough fire to melt those plastic tentacles right off Brickthulhu's face!

Summon the power of your imagination's building blocks with this Brickthulhu t-shirt by Blueswade, and show the world you're a Cthulhu fan no matter what he looks like.

Visit Blueswade's Facebook fan page, official website, Twitter and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more brick-tastic designs:

Space Time Rebel Batcow KHAAAAAN!

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13 Bizarre Licensed Products Based On Horror Franchises

Horror movies aren't normally thought of as hot licenses for merchandising, but manufacturers keep making strange products based on scary movies anyway.

Here's an unlucky 13 different licensed, and totally bizarre, products based on horror movies and tv shows:

1. Psycho shower curtain-

Hitchcock's Psycho was the original slasher flick, with an unforgettable shower scene that made an entire generation start looking over their shoulder while they scrubbed their backs.  

Now, thanks to this licensed Psycho shower curtain by Kikkerland, you can recreate that terrifying scene every time you take a shower!

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2. Seed of Chucky condom-

This was a promotional item distributed by Rogue Pictures before the movie's release in 2004, and a totally original way to advertise a film with 'seed' in the title.

The message behind the item is pretty clear- choose safe sex and pregnancy prevention over a world full of Good Guy doll lovin' brats!

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3. The Walking Dead Yahtzee-

The zombie craze reignited by the hit TV show The Walking Dead has resulted in many strange licensed products being made based on the show, like this family friendly game Zombie Yahtzee.

So that's what zombies have rattling around in their skulls!

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4. The Rocky Horror Picture Show Dr. Frankenfurter rubber duckie-

He's one of the strangest characters in genre movie history, and now you can let him take a bath with you, if you're brave enough to resist his advances...

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5. Stoyn Trash Horror of 80s Ice Scream-

Nothing says cool and refreshing like sucking on a famous movie monster's head...at least they're not blood and guts flavored! 

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However, some of the flavors sound appropriately scary, like Tomato Hot Pepper Freddy and Apple Carrot Chucky, and they even made a second series featuring the coolest creep of them all- Pinhead!

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13 Literal Images Of Figurative Language

Whenever anyone uses the word literally in a sentence grammar nazis start foaming at the mouth and minds begin to puzzle out the validity of the statement.

Can your buddy's sandwich literally be the best sandwich ever made? Probably not, but you'd be surprised how many seemingly figurative phrases and figures of speech can be captured on film.  

Here's a selection of figurative terms made real:

1. Pimpmobile-

Most of the time calling a car a pimp mobile means it's worthy of being a pimp's ride, but in this case the car is the one doing the pimpin', and it ain't easy to look this good!:

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2. Pot O' Gold at the End of the Rainbow-

Whenever you see a rainbow in the sky there's a leprechaun's pot o' gold waiting to be found at either end, and rainbows are also handy for showing you the way to the nearest restroom:

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3. Couch Potato-

Usually a couch potato is a person who spends too much time sitting on the couch, but in this case the potato has become the couch, a functional piece of food furniture perfect for a rodent's flophouse:

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4. Ginger Bread Man-

Calling a redheaded person a "ginger" is considered rude, but if they refer to themselves as the ginger bread man who are we to argue?:

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5. Back to the Future Trailer-

Film trailers are fun to watch, but they can't haul your stuff like half a Delorean can!:

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What A Bunch Of A Holes - Just Don't Call Us Late For Dinner


What A Bunch Of A Holes by Tom Trager

They ain't your typical cookie cutter group of superheroes, these guys (and gal) got style, flair and a real knack for kickin' butt. You might call them a bunch of A holes behind their backs, but if you've got the titan sized cajones to say it to their face you'd better believe you'll be in for a scrap. They're guardians, but that doesn't mean you're safe from their wrath, and no matter where you hide in the galaxy Rocket, Star Lord and the rest will hunt you down and make you pay for calling them names!

Add some intergalactic attitude to your geeky wardrobe with this What A Bunch Of A Holes t-shirt by Tom Trager, it's the fun way to show your love of crass comic book champions.

Visit Tom Trager's Facebook fan page and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more mighty cool designs:

Justice Heroes In A Half Shell The Study Group The Scoobies

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Latest Regenerations - The Doctor's Fashionable Forms


Latest Regenerations by Ddjvigo

The greatest thing about having a body that regenerates after death is you get to come back with a new, sometimes a bit older and uglier, face, and a snazzy new wardrobe! Sometimes you think weaering 3D glasses all the time is cool, other versions of you think bow ties are cool, but always you remain you somewhere deep inside. They call him the Doctor, although nobody is sure what sort of medicine he specializes in, but he does live on thanks to one particular medical motto- physician, heal thyself!

Sci-fi cool comes in many sizes and shapes, for example this totally Time Lord approved Latest Regerations t-shirt by Ddjvigo, pick one up and you'll be dancing with the Doctor every time you get dressed!

Visit Ddjvigo's Facebook fan page and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more ridiculously cool designs:

Soon... Majin Power! God Save The King Out Of The Shadows

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Kanto Games - Pocket Monster Trainer My Foot!


Kanto Games by Donnie

Ash was always telling everyone these crazy stories about the pocket monster battles that take place in Kanto, but as it turns out Ash is a total liar. When he says he tries hard to catch 'em all he's actually talking about the skill crane game he plays in an arcade in Kanto, where he can win various pocket monster shaped plush toys if he's skilled enough. There aren't any battles, or living pocket monsters for that matter, but don't tell Ash you're on to his little secret or it might cause him to crack up!

Get your geeky game on with this Kanto Games t-shirt by Donnie, and help Ash keep his dark secret...

Visit Donnie's Facebook fan page and official website, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more geek-tastic designs:

DragonNion Z Deadly Miami Mini Zombie Lost Power

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Amari - The Cosmic Choice For Console Of The Year


Amari by Gordon Brebner Designs

When the King of all Cosmos comes home from a long day of bossing his son around and watching him create crazy katamaris the King likes to unwind with his favorite video game console- the Amari Damacy 6300. The Amari has all the latest games to keep the King entertained, like Sumo Beach Ball, Roll Up The Kitty and Boulder Scream 3, and when he needs to uplift his spirits even more he lets the Prince play and trounces him every time!

Show your love of the game gods with this Amari t-shirt by Gordon Brebner Designs, it's far out and totally gamer-iffic!

Visit Gordon Brebner Designs's Facebook fan page, Twitter and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more mighty fun designs:

Starship Nyanerprise Darth's Legacy Batleth Man You S.O.B.

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