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They Found Each Other! - Love Is A Mysterious Thing


They Found Each Other! by Coinbox Tees

Theres was a love affair that was simply meant to be, two seriously hard to spot singles with Where in their titles, so it's no mystery why they fell in love. The real mystery is how Carmen and Waldo managed to find each other in a world full of characters getting in their way, but where they found each other turned out to be pretty straightforward as well- San Diego!

Share their love with the world, bring home this They Found Each Other! t-shirt by Coinbox Tees and keep geeky romance alive!

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Super Healing Robot Emerald Thief 9 Volt Tron Nightmare before moon

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Dogs Acting Like Total Jerks By Sitting On Other Dogs

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Cats can be really domineering, spiteful, and just plain mean to dogs, so can you blame the canine community for wanting to lash out every once in a while?

However, when dogs act out they almost always go after the wrong target, in this case their fellow canines, and end up make themselves look like total buttheads!

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There's nothing more humiliating than having your doggy pal park their butt on your head, except perhaps when your owner snaps a pic to commemorate the moment you reached rock bottom.

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Here’s a fun collection of images showing dogs acting like total jerks by sitting on other dogs brought to you by Barkpost, the place to go when you're in need of a fun doggy pic fix.


A Spanish Stop Motion Horror Film You Can Stream Online

Streaming media has totally changed the world of filmmaking, allowing anyone who makes a movie to share their creation with the world…and actually have people watch it.

Spending 10+ dollars on an unknown movie in theaters is a gamble most people aren’t willing to take, but with streaming media you can spend as little as zero bucks to watch an independent film that didn’t make it into theaters but is still worthy of a watching.

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The Apostle is a stop motion horror film by Fernando Cortizo truly worth the two dollars it costs to rent on the film's official website.

 The film is full of eye candy for stop motion fans, as the puppets and sets are truly spectacular, and the film is a good example of how important streaming media is to independent filmmakers like Fernando.

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Surviving Five Nights Of Work - Easy As A Slice Of Pizza Pie


Surviving Five Nights Of Work by Eman!

That security guard Mike was always saying he felt like someone, or something, was constantly watching him from the shadows. None of Schmidt's superiors at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza believed him, but he kept voicing his fears to them anyway, hoping to at least get a can of pepper spray to defend himself. One night he was running quite low on power when he noticed something odd- Bonnie had moved from his seat. Mike had been told the animatronic figures would be in "free roaming mode", but he wasn't sure how that explained them walking around all by themselves. Mike swore he heard the sound of laughter, but as he looked around he saw nothing, that is until he looked away from the monitor and saw a pair of glowing eyes staring at him from outside the office door...

Don't be scared- there are plenty of Surviving Five Nights Of Work t-shirts by Eman! for everyone, and you don't even have to survive animatronic animal encounters to get your hands on one!

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The Good, The Bad, The Gunslinger Cyborg Anung Un Rama Let It Go Atomic Breath

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Retold With Unicorns - The Force Of One Horn


Retold With Unicorns by Biotwist

They discussed making a sequel to that sci-fi classic but wanted a fresh new star for the production. They discussed casting professional wrestlers, dwarves, cats and CGI toons, but none of those casting decisions really felt right. They asked themselves "who rocks, totally kicks ass and looks good doing it?" then the answer struck them like a blaster bolt from the blue- we need to cast unicorns. Light up horn sabers, a Vadercorn with armor plating all in black, and the ultimate science fantasy wars playing out like pure magic in outer space- in other words, the awesomest recast ever!

Want to bring a new kind of geeky adventure to your t-shirt collection? Pick up this Retold With Unicorns t-shirt by Biotwist and let the uni-force be with you at all times!

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Epic Combo #23 Bulba Fett Reservoir Dogz Daft Droids

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Choculatu - He's The Chocolate Flavored Count Kids Love


Choculatu by Hillary White

They said he'd never be able to bring monster flavor back to the big screen, claimed nobody would ever find him delicious, but Choculatu proved them all wrong. He had the chocolatey flavor kids craved, and enough vampy fashion sense to drive the older kids wild with his freaky style. People were hesitant to buy his breakfast nuggets at first, but when he was joined by his good friends Boo Radley the blueberry ghost and The FrankenCherry Creature they were poised to become the most famous breakfast monsters who ever lived!

Bring some deliciously geeky style to your wardrobe with this Choculatu t-shirt by Hillary White, it's the most flavorful way to show your love of breakfast cereal spokesmonsters!

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Jaws She's Poppin' Padded Lolman

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Chatty Checkout (NESMyLife) - Can You Escape With Your Receipt?


Chatty Checkout (NESMyLife) by Amorphia Apparel

Think your life couldn't get more exciting? Then you haven't tried NESing your life in Chatty Checkout, which will turn all you do into a console gamer's dream come true. Test your skills against foes like the rude stockboy, the old lady with a cart full of crap, and the dreaded megaboss the chatty checkout cashier, who will hit you with every anecdote in their collection before you can say no cash back. Play with your day-to-day routine, make a game of your mundane existence, and just try to escape this conversation!

Add a little pixelated fun to your everyday life with this Chatty Checkout (NESMyLife) t-shirt by Amorphia Apparel, and see if you can beat your daily high score in style!

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Dino-Human Coexistence (Teach The Controversy) Keep Away Kitty (NESMyLife) Teddy Roosevelt (Hirsute History) The Hutt Who Lived

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Rainbow Man Has The Power Of Rainbow

When you hear the superheroic name Rainbow Man how do you expect him to act? Flamboyant, or crazy cheerleader level cheerful would have been my guess, but then I watched the trailer for this (probably not) upcoming movie Rainbow Man film and found out I had it all wrong.

Rainbow Man’s wardrobe is already colorful enough, he doesn’t need to act in a colorful manner because he’s wearing all the colors of the rainbow, plus he shoots rainbows out of his hands.

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One man, twenty seven kinds of leprechaun, one of which bit the one man one fateful day and gave him the power of rainbow- Bad Weather Films presents: Rainbow Man. (probably not) Coming soon to a theater near you.

Looks like a box office bonanza in the making to me!

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One Brave Soul Taste Tested 6 Gross Foods From A 50s Cookbook

Nowadays people feel more free to try out their own variations on the traditional pot luck fare at gatherings, and yet with all the new and cutting edge food creations it doesn’t appear anybody is in a hurry to explore the dishes some of our ancestors used to eat at these same functions.

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That’s why we’re thankful for the interwebs, where brave people are willing to risk their tastebuds just to show us how bad foodstuffs used to be.

Cracked’s Evan V. Symon prepared 6 Gross Foods From A 50's Cookbook, then he proceeded to eated up each and every one.

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With timeless taste sensations like Fluffy Mackerel Pudding, Beer and Kraut Fudge Cake, and Super Supper Salad Loaf it's no wonder the culinary world has gone back to basics in a big way.

This Thanksgiving weekend we can all be thankful that we don't have to eat strange, and often gelatin based, foods at family functions any more! (Contains NSFW language, like most articles on Cracked)


Here's What Vegetarians Came Up With When Asked To Draw A Turkey

Becoming a vegetarian means giving up meat for eating, but does it also mean giving up meat for thinking?

Clickhole, the Onion’s annoying little cousin site, asked twelve vegetarians to draw a picture of a turkey, and the bizarre images they came up with seem to prove that you can have a vegetarian brain.

Some of the victims participants came pretty close to creating a drawing of what could be mistaken for a turkey across a crowded bar, after you’ve had a few drinks of course.

And then there’s this guy, who didn’t even come close!

His crappy artwork proves that his meaty brain has begun to turn into a mélange of freshly picked greens, mandarin oranges and candied almonds tossed in a light white peach vinaigrette, in other words disgusting.

Do yourself a favor and keep your brain meaty by eating lots of turkey this Thanksgiving, or else keep a photo of a turkey with you at all times to remind your leafy brain what meat looks like!

Click here to see the rest of those wacky vegetarian turkey drawings


Doctorama Returns - I Want To Believe In Who


Doctorama Returns by Nertee Designs

When Zoidberg told the rest of the group there would be visitors arriving from a strange alternate dimension everyone assumed he'd eaten a bad dumpster sandwich, but when the Doctor and some chick with one eye named Pond showed up on their doorstep everyone let out a collective gasp. The Doctor looked like he could have been one of Fry's relatives, only with a way better fashion sense, and when they found he spoke their language they all let out a collective sigh of relief. But then the Doctor started blathering about some insane space grandpa, rolling trashcans with plunger arms and laser eyes, and men made out of cyber the group couldn't help but let out a collective gasp...of fear!

Add some cartoon crossover kookiness to your geeky wardrobe with this Doctorama Returns t-shirt by Nertee Designs, it's a totally spaced out design for those who enjoy fine geeky garments.

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Jester Night Crichton Propaganda Viva La Imp Status Update

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Lasagna King - Hakuna Matata, Except On Mondays


Lasagna King by Legendary Phoenix

John had always felt like Garfield was a very special cat, but he had no idea about that fat cat's royal heritage until a letter arrived from Africa addressed to His Royal Highness Prince Garfield of Mumbutu. The letter was an invitation to a coronation ceremony where Garfield would be pronouced Lasagna King, lasagna being the most prized food product in Mumbutu. John was happy to escort the royal furball to Africa, and Garfield was happy to eat every bit of lasagna in the kingdom!

Bring a touch of animated adventure to your geeky wardrobe with this Lasagna King t-shirt by Legendary Phoenix, it's way better than Mondays and sure to earn you lots of free lasagna dinners!

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Toror-O The Spider Hero Super Paranoid Android 42 Murray Christmas To You

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Ten Of The Best Thanksgiving Themed Episodes From Animated Shows

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It’s a Thanksgiving tradition for kids of all ages to sit down in front of a screen and watch an animated tale of turkeys, families and craziness unfold before their eyes.

TV fans can’t wait to see their favorite animated friends go on a Thanksgiving themed adventure each year, making viewers feel like they're along for the ride with their extended animated family.

Here's a review of ten great Thanksgiving themed animated TV episodes:

1. The Simpsons- Bart Vs. Thanksgiving-

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Bart runs away from home and finds himself on the wrong side of the tracks, making him consider how much he has to be thankful for, even his Neanderthal father Homer.

The Simpsons have always approached holiday themed episodes with a fresh perspective, and this episode from season 2 manages to both poke fun at and show the true meaning of the holiday.

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2. Aqua Teen Hunger Force- The Dressing-

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The food monsters next door celebrate Thanksgiving a week later than everyone else, when suddenly a robotic turkey called Turkitron shows up and spins a yarn about traveling back in time to save the great, great grandfather of Goblox, the leader of the turkey rebellion.

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3. American Dad- There Will Be Bad Blood-

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The Smiths aren't your typical American family, but that doesn't mean they don't deal with the usual problems.

Take Stan's half-brother Rusty for instance- he's more American than Stan because he's Native American, and he's got more money than Stan and his family will ever make in their lives. So how does Stan deal with a family problem like Rusty? With a little lifestyle switcheroo, of course!

4. Bob's Burgers- An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal-

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Bob puts down the spatula and picks up a baster in this Thanksgiving themed episode full of deception, dirty little secrets and dinner theater.

Bob is hired by his landlord to cook a Thanksgiving meal, but this catering job comes with a price- Bob must let Linda and the kids pretend to be Mr. Fischoeder's family. Can Bob keep it together long enough to pull off this turkey day trick, or will he crack up before dinner is served?

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DeLorean 2.0 - Time For A McFly Makeover


DeLorean 2.0 by Donnie

Doc and Marty came across an old, and seemingly abandoned, police box behind the movie theater, and they liked the look of it so much they decided it would make the perfect replacement for that rusty old DeLorean. They towed the box to Doc's warehouse and drew up plans for a time machine 2.0, complete with flashing lights on top and whirring sound effect. The only problem with the scenario was that they couldn't open the door of the box, but then they discovered a strange handheld sonic device that resembled a screwdriver...

Share the sci-fi crossover sequel that will never be with this DeLorean 2.0 t-shirt by Donnie, and ask yourself- who is the coolest time traveler ever?

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Mini Dark Lord Pacturtle Migeta

Say My Name

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Man Survives Being Struck By Three Cars On Busy Chinese Road

Getting hit by a car hurts- a lot. I was lucky enough to have been struck by cars that were only going about 15-25 miles an hour, but the Chinese man seen in this shocking footage takes lucky to a whole new level.

The man, identified only as Li, looks like a deer in the headlights as he stands in the middle of a busy road in Kunshan City, and then he's struck by not one but two motorists who clearly haven't found a use for their brake pedal.

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The first car looks like it just grazes him, albeit at a very high speed, but the second car definitely does not miss its mark, and after a hit like that Li is mighty lucky to be alive.

This shocking video brings a couple of questions to mind-what was Li doing just standing in the middle of the road like that, and do these drivers need a refresher course in how to hit the brakes?

-Via Dangerous Minds


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