Playful Gorilla of the Galaxy: Rocket Raccoon!! by Playful Gorilla

If you're a fan of that rugged raccoon named Rocket then you're going to go ape for this design! The masterful ape artist known as Playful Gorilla has brought Rocket to life in full color, with his name floating in the background so you can point to it if one of the uninitiated ask who that character is on your shirt. There's something so marvel-ous about wearing your favorite bipedal mammal/superhero on a shirt, and when people see you sporting the face of that furry hero on your torso they'll turn Gamora green with delight!

Bring some intergalactic geekery to your wardrobe with this Playful Gorilla Of The Galaxy: Rocket Raccoon!! t-shirt by Playful Gorilla, and become a fellow guardian of geekdom!

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Tell Me About Your Mother by Diego Pedauyé

It all started with the Freudian slip, which was racy and very revealing but most definitely couldn't be worn outside the home, so it was only a matter of time before somebody developed a Freudian tee to bring the Sigmund collection to the streets. Those who choose to don this daunting tee are taking up a noble cause, but don't be surprised if people aren't ready for the revelations your Freudian tee will expose...

Spread knowledge of self with you wherever you go, wear this Tell Me About Your Mother t-shirt by Diego Pedauyé and get Siggy with it!

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Nevermind The Blocks by Butcher Billy

There's a musical revolution happening in the Mushroom Kingdom, and that plumber-turned-punk Mario is leading the charge. It seems some Classical music lover named Bowser has been busy making mosh worthy music obsolete, so it's time for Mario to stop smashing blocks and start smashing guitars. With the pretty as a pistol and just as deadly Punker Peach by his side Mario is ready to rock the walls of Bowser's castle down to the ground!

Add some super subculture style to your geeky wardrobe with this Nevermind The Blocks t-shirt by Butcher Billy, and show the world you've got a smashing good sense of style.

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For some Black Metal is the sound of happiness, but most hear dark and dismal band names, guttural singing and appropriately metal guitar sounds howling and screaming in their ears.

That Black Metal sound is made from sinister sounding scales, such as the harmonic minor, and as YouTuber Steve Terreberry proves if you simply change the scales Black Metal can have a happy sound.

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At first glance Stevie T might not look like he knows anything about Black Metal, but Stevie T does know that the sound relies on (as he puts it) those evil sounding scales, and his minor change to major scales infuses happy sounds into that bleak sounding nightmare.

So whaddya think musicians? Is Stevie T on to something, or is he oversimplifying the essence of the Black Metal sound?

-Via Metal Injection

Snowballs are an iconic symbol of winter, but nobody wants an ice cold iconic symbol of winter smacking them upside their head, especially when it has been hard packed by a bratty little chucker!

Time seems to slow to a crawl when you’re the victim of a pop-up snowballing, and if you could see the expression on your face at the moment of impact you’d see a mixture of shock and anger followed by a smile or scowl.

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Since you can’t see yourself getting hit in the face with a snowball you'll just have to rely on this slow motion video created by design agency Exit10 to see what faces look like when they're freshly smacked by snow!

-Via Laughing Squid

Whether you believe in a higher power or not there’s no question that most American motto which graces decor in government offices across the country is supposed to read "In God We Trust".

However, a sheriff's office in Pinellas County, Florida must have received their rugs from an ancient Canine-ite, because instead of that classic motto they read “In Dog We Trust”.

These doggone rugs cost the office $500 apiece, which is quite a hefty price to pay for a rug that will most likely be peed on by the furry followers of the almighty Dog. However, this shaggy rug story has a happy ending, because those typo rugs are now being auctioned off to benefit the CanineEstates sanctuary in Palm Harbor, Florida. 

-Via Huffington Post

Scooby Doo and the Mystery Machine gang scrambled into our toon lovin’ lives back in 1969, and though they’ve long since retired from the ghoul chasing game they’re still the most popular meddling kids ever.

It has been forty six years since the Scooby Doo, Where Are You! show hit the airwaves, and although the characters on the screen never seem to age the *cough* real life cast have grown grayer and longer of tooth.

Thanks to artist Dan Meth we're able to see how those cartoon crime solvers look nowadays, and it appears time hasn't been kind to Shaggy's mind...or Fred's hair.

But what about that strange talking dog star of the show Scooby Doo? Alas, even he couldn't outrun death, and his gravestone has become a popular tourist destination for stoners and fans of Scooby Snax brand snack food. Rest In Reace, Rooby!

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We all have embarrassing secrets we'd rather keep hidden in the dark recesses of our memories, but when you're a state in a union obsessed with gossip it can be hard to hide your dirty laundry.

Facts like how backwards your state is about sex toys, how many people openly masturbate in public, and how homosexuality is seen as a detriment to your driving ability can make a state look mighty bad.

When these sad facts are exposed a state's cheeks are liable to turn beet red, and those embarrassed states might even try to slink away to become part of Canada, where only hosers are judged, eh.

Check out the rest of these sad but true state facts here  (Please note that some of these facts are neither sad nor true)

Todd McFarlane’s iconic Hellspawn anti-hero started out as the little indie comic that could, turning the reputation Todd garnered working at Marvel into sales of over one million copies of the first issue, which helped launch Image Comics.

Spawn has gone to Hell and back again many times in the last 24 years, so in celebration of the 250^th issue of the core series Todd shared an illustrated chart depicting the evolution of Spawn.

This illustrated chart shows how much Al's demonic getup has changed over the years, and how different artists like Angel Medina, Greg Capullo and (soon) JonBoy Meyers handle his iconic spikes and chains style.

McFarlane is such a generous guy that he made this illustrated chart available to download in poster sized hi-res format, so the truly devoted can print it out and pin that hellish hero up in their lair. You've come a long way, Spawny!

It’s unclear what metahumans like the Flash and Aquaman do when they need to expel solid waste from their bodies, but when Batman needs to go number two he sits down on a toilet just like everybody else.

Batsy’s bathroom time may not seem like a moment you’d want to commemorate with a trading card, but back in 1966 that Batman bathroom card became a reality thanks to some bored employees at Topps. 

According to eBay seller clubhouse this crazy card was created as an inside joke and was never released to the public, a fact which they figure warrants an opening bid of $3500:

The holy grail of all BATMAN CARDS. A 1966 TOPPS Batman black cape BATMAN ON BAT THRONE. A family member use to work at the Topps printing plant in CT during the 1960′s. That is where this card originated from. It appears some Topps employees were bored one day and made a card of Batman sitting on the toilet. This card was never released.

If this card had been sold along with the rest of the set it might have changed an entire generation's mind about the Caped Crusader, resulting in Aquaman becoming bigger than the Bat!

-Via Comics Alliance

Many people have a hard time using a public restroom, generally because of the public aspect, but unless their fears are justified by disgusting experiences they usually get over their fear in time.

However, if those public potty shy people were ever forced to use one of the 6 Most Terrifying Public Restrooms In The World they’d probably want to refrain from restrooming for the rest of their lives!

Cracked’s classic list includes this one-way glass bathroom/art installation by Monica Bonvicini that lets you feel what it’s like to make in the middle of a crowded sidewalk:

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A jaw dropping john on the top floor of the Peninsula Hotel in Hong Kong that'll give folks who are acrophobic and potty shy a heart attack. The wall-to-wall windows in this sky high bathroom used to give the city below quite a show before those grey buckets with backboards were put in to block the view.

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And these egg shaped space oddities that lie at the end of a long trek through swanky London eatery sketch, which make patrons feel like they're in a scary sci-fi movie (especially after they've had a few drinks at the bar). These potty pods play creepy music while guests go, making them feel as if they're about to have their internal organs harvested for the restaurant's weekly special!

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Fiends by Ed Harrington

Well no one told you death was gonna be this way, your life's a joke to folks with slasher DNA, it's like you're always running away in fear, when the slashers come for you the screams will tell you when they're near, oh they'll be hunting you til you're dead on the floor they'll be hunting you til you're breathing no more they'll be hunting you and all your friends too! (Sung to the tune of the Friends theme song)

Wear your love of slasher flicks on your chest, wear this Fiends t-shirt by Ed Harrington and you'll spread smiles (of fear) wherever you go!

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Triple Cornetto Portrait by Alberto Arni

Simon was slowly losing his grip on reality, so he decided to take up a new hobby to help aleviate his mental anguish. After trying his hand at gardening, DJing, home brewing and working out he settled on an outlet that would let his mind and body work as one- painting. He started out painting a bowl of fruit, then he went outside and painted some landscapes, but in the end he discovered his favorite subject matter to paint was himself!

Bring the art of amazing cinema to your geeky wardrobe with this Triple Cornetto Portrait by Alberto Arni, it's the fashionable way to show your love of those perfect films that star Mr. Pegg.

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WHO Are You? by AdmConnor

Thick mists had enveloped the city of Casoria so the citizens had decided to stay indoors, but one curious fellow decided to brave the fog and see what fortune he could find on the lonely streets. He stepped into the mists and was immediately lost, barely able to see a hand held before his face, and as he tried to stumble back to his house he heard a whirring sound followed by a big thud. He looked around and discovered a big, blue police box now sat in the middle of the road, a box he was sure wasn't there a moment ago....

Bring some sci-fi mystery to your geeky wardrobe with this WHO Are You? t-shirt by AdmConnor, it's a fashionable way to spark people's imaginations and show your love of the Doctor at the same time!

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Winosaur by ALCESA

There have been many theories about what wiped out the dinosaurs, but new evidence proves once and for all what did those terrible lizards in- alcoholism. Turns out those lumbering monsters were fond of booze, and those who had a fine red wine running through their veins were drained dry by alcovores with unslakeable thirsts. So the next time you crack open a bottle of vino pour a little out for the fallen Merlotasaurs of Earth's past.

Share your love of fine wines and funny fashion with this Winosaur t-shirt by ALCESA, it's the perfect thing to wear whether you're getting dino drunk or discussing how historians are all wrong about the dinosaurs!

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