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Parody Of 80s Hungry Like The - Things Are About To Get Hairy!


Parody Of 80s Hungry Like The by Mudge

Her name was Rio and she danced across the land, but then she was bitten by something furry in the woods and soon found herself transforming into so much more than a mere dancer. She grew a fine coat of fur all over her body, and her teeth grew long and sharp, as did her appetite for warm flesh. Those who fall under her spell had better keep her hunger sated, because if this gal gets snacky folks are gonna start turning into finger foods!

Bring some delicious New Wave flavor to your geeky wardrobe with this Parody Of 80s Hungry Like The t-shirt by Mudge, it's the tasty way to show your love of the greatest decade of all- the 1980s!

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Perfectly Punny DIY Valentine's Day Cards

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Every February kids look forward to sharing a bit of their individual personalities with their classmates in the form of a Valentine's Day card, which they usually have to give to every kid in their class. This causes most parents to go looking for Valentines that are easy to put together and cheap, resulting in a totally throwaway experience.

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Kids and parents who are bored of the same old store bought Valentines are now seeking alternatives, something new and truly unique to spice up that classroom share and wow their peers.

Well, if you're looking to share some Valentines that are sure to impress look no further than this fun collection of 34 Punny Valentines Perfect For Any Classroom.

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These simply awesome ideas will allow you to up your Valentine's Day game without breaking the bank, and you won't just be making Valentines with your children- you'll be making memories that'll last a lifetime!

See the rest of the 34 Punny Valentines Perfect For Any Classroom here


Patrick Stewart As Every Passenger You Hate On A Plane

Patrick Stewart is no ordinary actor- he’s a captain, a superhero, a man of mystery and a guy who has embraced social media in the most hilarious way possible.

Sir Stewart proves the fun doesn't have to end after fifty, and he's such a skilled actor that every role he plays comes to life right before your eyes, including stupid funny bit roles in comedy sketches. 

Jimmy Kimmel Live! asked Sir Patrick to use his uncanny acting skills to bring Expedia's list of the most annoying types of airline passengers to life, and boy did he deliver!

His performances are imbued with so much dramatic brio that you'll really believe you're watching Chatty Charlie, the Stinky Snacker or the nefarious Seat Kicker annoy his fellow passengers.

Aw, who are we kidding? He's too darn charming to annoy anyone, which means these are the toughest roles he's ever had to play in his actorly life.

-Via Nerd Approved


Randy Quaid And His Battle Against The Star Whackers

The life of beloved actor Randy Quaid has taken a sad turn over the last few years, and now he’s making a different kind of comeback- by posting a video rant online that slams Rupert Murdoch.

Randy and his wife Evi's battle against a group they call the Star Whackers began a long time ago, but their more recent battles with the law began when they tried to skip out on a $10,000 bill at the San Ysidro Ranch Hotel, and that's when things became even more bizarre, and more public.

The couple made many more bad decisions before hightailing it to Vancouver to "hide out", which in Randy's mind means filing more frivolous lawsuits, actively using his Twitter account and posting videos online. You can see the video here, but be warned it contains a simulated sex act and NSFW language.

It's hard to imagine how the duo foresee the whole situation playing out, but the tale of the mad movie star and his socialite sweetie running from the Illuminati and the law is bound to end with a book deal and movie rights, eh?

-Via Dangerous Minds


Wing Gate- The Pro Wrestler And The Wing Eating World Champion

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It was a day that would live on in poultry infamy- the day hundreds of chickens gave up their tender wings for the sake of one epic eating contest starring a man named Pat Bertoletti and a competitive cheater named Mick Foley.

Mick is a professional wrestler so he knows the value of showmanship, but his underhanded fanny pack stuffing tactic got him ejected from the game, while Pat went on to eat an (g)utterly amazing 444 wings and win Wing Bowl 23.

It was a day that Pat won’t soon forget, a day that proved he has what it takes to eat way too much food in one sitting, and the start of a new foodie feud with last year's wing champ Molly Schuyler.

-Via The Daily What


Mother Catches An Eyeful In A Can Of Tuna

When you crack open a can of chunk light tuna you expect to see chunks of light colored tuna flesh floating in oil or water, but nobody expects to see a strange little critter staring back at you from inside the can!

A concerned mum from Arnold named Zoe Butler made a somewhat frightening discovery when she opened a can of Princes tuna chunks and found:

“a purply thing, a gut sack or intestine – then I turned it round and pushed it with a fork and saw it looking back at me.”

The little head is thought to be a juvenile crab missing its legs, but I prefer to think of it as the "prize inside" promotion of the tuna tin world- a free crab head in every can!

-Via Fox5 San Diego


Car Smashing Bonus Stage From Street Fighter In Real Life

Remember smashing up cars in between smashing opponents in the classic arcade brawlers Street Fighter II and beyond?

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In real life it doesn't make sense for a fighter to risk their career by beating up on an old car and possibly breaking their hands and feet, but the premise does make for really fun to watch auto destruction videos.

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These real world tough guys don’t believe in car insurance, and their smashing videos demonstrate how hard it is to actually take a car apart with your bare hands. If they survive the bonus round they can look forward to enough bonus points medical bills to last a lifetime!

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Lesser Known Names For Everyday Things

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It seems every little thing under the sun has a name, even if we’re not always aware of it. From the wire thing that holds the champagne cork in place (agraffe) to the web between your thumb and forefinger (purlicue)- they all have a name you don’t really need to know in order to understand the use.

However, if you’re someone who appreciates language and enjoys discovering new words to drop during casual conversation (or intense games of Scrabble) then you’ll love to learn 12 Enjoyable Names For Relatively Common Things.

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This classic article from mental_floss features the true title given to a group of rattlesnakes (rhumba) and the name of that little plastic table that helps keep the pizza box lid from sagging (box tent), plus ten more fun words to add to your mental collection.

Read more Enjoyable Names For Relatively Common Things here


Dad Gets His Son's Doodles Tattooed On His Arm

Most parents appreciate the artwork created by their children, no matter how bizarre or indecipherable it may look, but that appreciation usually goes no further than putting their works of art on the fridge for all to see.

Those typical displays of parental pride simply weren’t enough for proud papa Keith Anderson, so he has been getting a tattoo of his son’s doodles applied to his right arm every year for the last seven years. 

Photographer Chance Faulkner sat down with father and son to shoot some intimate portraits that show how Keith's inked arm serves as a truly personal way to express his parental pride, and to capture this tender moment:

That's Keith's son applying the latest doodle tattoo to his father's arm and loving every minute of it. It looks like this endearing project may lead to a career in tattoo art for the budding artist, which is quite possibly the coolest way to become a tattoo artist ever!

-Via BuzzFeed


Grimzilla - The Ultimate Kaiju Transformation


Grimzilla by Brinkerhoff

Being a dinosaur shaped transforming robot wasn't all it was cracked up to be, and when you're forced to follow orders and ignore your rambunctious dinosaur sense of Raaawr! things can get mighty boring. Grim was tired of the same old good guy routine, and he was looking for a new way to get his kicks, so he stole a matter expander and made himself huge! Soon he was stomping around the city, kicking buildings over and generally acting like a real 'Zilla, which greatly displeased all transformers good and bad...

Transform your geeky wardrobe from meh to mighty cool with this Grimzilla t-shirt by Brinkerhoff, it's the epic way to show your love of bots shaped like dinos and mega mecha kaiju destruction!

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Born To Rock - Guardian Of The Awesome Mix Tape


Born To Rock by Warbucks Design

He originally started calling himself Star Lord just for kicks, but when he actually managed to save the galaxy with a little help from a few friends the name totally stuck. Soon people were selling all sorts of merch with his name and picture on it, but he wanted to create something that was totally him, something he would wear that would properly express his unique sense of style. With a little help from the ever artistic Groot he was able to create a suitably splattery, totally stylish and really rockin' design that seemed to capture the essence of the super cool hero known as Star Lord!

Bring some awesomeness to your geeky wardrobe with this Born To Rock t-shirt by Warbucks Design, and guard your closet against the forces of bad fashion!

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Minion Who - Thirteen Tiny Doctors, One Banana


Minion Who by Chip Skelton

It took the minions about a week to watch every episode ever made of that show about an alien Doctor who traverses space and time in a blue police box, and when that week was over they found themselves obsessed with playing Doctor. Thirteen of them formed a group they called the Lords of Time, with each one sporting their own unique outfit and wielding a unique screwdriver that made some rather screwy sounds. Gru was happy that those little pill shaped pests were finally playing a game he could get behind, but when they encased the family dog in steel and started calling him K9 they'd taken the game too far...

Bring a little bit of imagination to your geeky wardrobe with this Minion Who t-shirt by Chip Skelton, and share your love of minions playing Doctor with the world!

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The DON-Atello - He'll Make You An Offer On A Pizza You Can't Refuse


The DON-Atello by Scott Neilson

Don didn't start out wanting to be the biggest crime boss in New York, but when the Foot clan started buying up all the pizza shops in town Don knew he had to take action. He teamed up with a group of teamsters who controlled the pizza delivery game, and soon Don was buying his way into a pizza pie franchise and recruiting new pizza slingers to wage war against footy pizza. Those who chose to side with a mutant turtle rather than those stinking Foot clan fools started calling Donatello the Don, and he was quickly becoming one of the most popular pizza chiefs in town!

Bring some criminally good style to your geeky wardrobe with this The DON-Atello t-shirt by Scott Neilson, and show the world the other side of mutant ninja life.

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RONALD MCDONALD DUCK- Old Don Is Quacking Up


RONALD MCDONALD DUCK by BeastPop

Donald was tired of playing second fiddle to Mickey, and he wanted to see his face on merchandise and in advertisements far more than it already was, so he set his sights on removing Ronald from the picture. He sent Ron a text asking him to meet up at the old burger factory around midnight, and to his amazement Ronald agreed. Donald arrived an hour early to set his trap, and when Ronald foolishly wandered in through the back door of the burger factory his fate was sealed. Before he could call out for a helping Grimace hand Donald had pushed him into the massive meat grinder, quacking with delight as he flipped the switch...

Bring some animated flavor to your geeky wardrobe with this RONALD MCDONALD DUCK t-shirt by BeastPop, it's so deliciously twisted that wearing it will make people want to eat you all up!

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World Domination University- Dogs Need Not Apply


World Domination University by Fishbiscuit

It totally makes sense that the ones they call Grumpy and Little Bub decided to start their own online university, because they were constantly being praised and worshipped by humans online. Humans hung on their every word, memorizing and repeating all those bits of feline wisdom they shared with the virtual world, so they figured founding a college would be the best way to increase their influence. Soon people were signing up for classes on snubbing dry food, how to hide furballs and curtain climbing, and slowly but surely all the human students began to lose sight of their humanity, and their meow-ster plan was a smashing success!

Show the world you're a student at the most purr-fect college on the planet with this World Domination University t-shirt by Fishbiscuit, and declare your allegiance to our feline overlords.

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