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Rick, Morty, Mr. Poopy Butthole And Hakuna Matataaaaaaa! - Um, What?


Rick, Morty, Mr. Poopy Butthole and Hakuna Matataaaaaaa! by Beka

We can feel it coming in the air tonight...and it feels like our favorite mad scientist and his goofy grandson are about to return from wherever the hell they've been for the last two years! Some will be thrilled by their return, others will be threatened by their masculinity and wish that dorky duo would have stayed wherever they were for another year or two, but you'll be lion if you claim they're not the most thrilling thing happening in your life right now!

Make this the summer of Rick and Morty by wearing this Rick, Morty, Mr. Poopy Butthole and Hakuna Matataaaaaaa! t-shirt by Beka all summer long, with bonus points if you don't wash it until next year!

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Woodworking Teacher Shows Off His Beautiful Japanese Sunrise Dovetail Joint

The easiest way to identify if a piece of wooden furniture is high quality or mass produced junk is by checking the joints- dovetail, mortise and tenon and dowel joints are all typically considered a sign of quality construction.

There are exceptions to this rule, but there's one wood joint that's an unmistakable sign of quality- the precise and difficult to cut Japanese sunrise dovetail joint.

The sunrise dovetail is such a perfectly tight fitting joint that only master furniture makers use them in their builds, but when they're done right the end result is beautiful to behold.

Woodworking teacher Theo Cook of the Robinson House Studio Furniture School proves he's a master of the craft with this video, where he shows off his super tight Japanese sunrise joint skills!

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-Via Laughing Squid


Teen Babysitter Dresses Up As A Mermaid To Entertain The Little Girl She Watches

Most parents are lucky if the teenager they hire to babysit actually does a good job of keeping their kid safe and plays with them a bit, much less goes the extra mile to make the kid smile.

But the lucky folks who hired 15-year-old Keegan Carnahan hooked themselves a winner-because Keegan actually dresses up like a mermaid to entertain her young charge Alidy.

Keegan says she got the tail when she was 12 and "going through a phase", so when little Alidy came trotting out in her mermaid outfit Keegan "thought it would be a fun surprise to bring out mine for bathtime."

Alidy naturally thought it was a brilliant idea, and now people across the country are looking to hire Keegan to hire their kids...and star in their mermaid shows!

-Via BuzzFeed


The History Of Those Strange Mentos Commercials From The 90s

Ever since those goofy commercials began airing in the 90s we've been living with that earworm of a song telling us "fresh goes better in life" at the mere mention of the name Mentos.

Since then people have wondered- where did this candy company come from? And what's with the campy commercials?

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Many Americans didn't become aware of Mentos until they saw those cheesy commercials in the 90s, but the Van Melle company had been exporting Mentos to America since 1972.

That's the problem that led to those campy Mentos commercials- low sales drove the company to take drastic measures, so they cut their flavor selection from 50 to 2 and hired German ad agency Pahnke & Partners to make those iconic ads.

And those ads actually worked for a while, about 7 years to be exact:

By the mid-1990s, both news media and the burgeoning world of the internet had become preoccupied with the unreality of Mentos.

For Van Melle, the curiosity led to brand awareness that couldn’t have been obtained purely through ad buys. By 1996, Mentos had reached $135 million in sales and was being mentioned or parodied in a number of high-profile spots. The Foo Fighters released a video, “Big Me,” which mocked the cheesiness of the ads; the candy was name-dropped in 1995’s Clueless; the brand got sustained exposure during an entire season of Baywatch. The novelty began to wear off around 1999, when Mentos's sales had leveled despite major growth in what Ad Age dubbed the “strong mint category” of treats.

Read Candy Crush: The Bizarre History Of Those '90s Mentos Commercials at mental_floss


A Cool Looking Countertop Aquarium Designed Just For Jellyfish

Jellyfish look beautiful while swimming along under the sea, but you usually can't (or don't want to) get close enough to really appreciate their beauty in person.

And watching video footage of them just isn't the same, so how can a jellyfish lover enjoy all that squiggly, squirmy jellyfish fun up close and personal in the comfort of their own home?

They can bring home a JellyTank- a 5-gallon aquarium made just for jellyfish, with colorful, and remote controlled, LED lights that make their gelatinous bodies glow in really cool ways.

It also features "mechanical and biological filtration system" that won't suck the poor jellyfish up into it, and even comes with a Moon Jellyfish to start you off.

JellyTank from Media Whale on Vimeo.

-Via Fatherly


Geekified Versions Of Classic Paintings

(The Birth Of Super Saiyan Goku by Kakit)

Pop culture franchises are the new classics for people who live on the geeky side of life, but that doesn't mean geeks are less sophisticated- because every geek I've ever met loves fine art just as much as the geeky stuff.

("Marge With A Pearl Earring" by limpfish)

Artistically inclined fans like to create their own geeky renditions of classical masterpieces, but these nerdy interpretations are hard to do right and typically turn out looking less than heroic.

(Zelda's Accolade by Missy Pena)

So we must show appreciation for those geekified renditions that actually look like they're worthy of being called a "classic", because they're as rare as a really good sirloin steak.

(Kirby Inhales Waddle Dee by Sakkan)

See 14 Geekified Versions Of Classic Paintings here


Kamp Krusty - One Killer Way To Spend The Summer


Kamp Krusty by BazNet

Kids often get homesick while they're away at summer camp, and it's not uncommon for them to call home crying and acting like camp is the worst thing in the world. But if your kid calls you from Kamp Krusty you'd better believe every word they say- because that camp isn't fit to house livestock, much less children! Like every other crappy thing with Krusty's name on it the quality is severely lacking at Kamp Krusty, and by lacking we mean it'll be a wonder if the cabins don't fall down by the end of August. And if the collapsing cabins don't get you the Krusty brand "food" products definitely will!

Show the world you survived summer camp with this Kamp Krusty t-shirt by BazNet, and watch the faces of your fellow Simpsons fans light up when they ask you how it was!

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Get Schwifty - The Show Must Go On


Get Schwifty by SergioDoe

The fastest way to get schwifty is through a montage, where all of the training, preparing and growing as a character can be condensed into a few minutes, so even viewers with ADD can enjoy the journey. But it takes more than schwift to become the best worst people in the multiverse- it takes apathy, recklessness and a punk attitude that says to the world "take these cronenbergs I accidentally created by playing god and shove them where the Meseeks don't shine!" Well, that and a daft mind immune to logic and linear reasoning...

The lucky people who bring home this Get Schwifty t-shirt by SergioDoe will win a new perspective on life, as Rick and Morty fans around the world compliment them on their great shirt!

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Mama's Boy - She's His Reason For Living


Mama's Boy by Boggs Nicolas

Be careful when you use the term "mama's boy" as an insult, because some mother lovin' guys see red when people badmouth their relationship with their mom. In fact, it has been proven that "your mama" jokes are most likely to get under a guy's skin and make him really angry, so why would you want to poke the bear by talking trash about his undying love for his mom? The fact of the matter is even those wimpy little dudes who cry for their mothers while they're away at summer camp on Crystal Lake may grow up to be big, scary dudes one day...and they're likely to remember that time you called them a mama's boy!

Bring home a shirt that says you love your mom from Friday the 13th until eternity with this Mama's Boy t-shirt by Boggs Nicolas, it's the funny way to show love for your favorite slasher and become a cut up at the same time!

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War is Stupid Temporary Playmate apple burster

Expect-O's

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I'll Be Back - Rick's Off The Chain And Ready For Round Three


I´ll be back by Retro Freak

Their fans have been wondering where the hell Rick and Morty have been for the last two years, and finally the answer has been revealed- lost somewhere in time. Knowing Rick that "somewhere" was probably pretty dark and full of cronenbergs, which is why we need him to return and terminate our boredom with his travel tales and inexplicably ridiculous scientific research! Of course, if Rick and Morty come back they'll probably bring lots of alien invaders, mutations and interdimensional mayhem with them...

Get geared up for the return of your favorite animated scientist and his grandson with this I'll Be Back t-shirt by Retro Freak, it's the easiest way to add some schwifty style to your lackluster wardrobe.

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Conquer Odin Sphere My Past is not a Memory bird

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A Breakdown Of The Visual Effects Industrial Light & Magic Created For Kong: Skull Island

Kong: Skull Island is the kind of movie that wouldn't have been nearly as enjoyable to watch ten years ago- because the unrealistic look of the CGI monster stars would have bugged audiences to bits.

But nowadays CGI characters, environments and visual effects look so good audiences want to believe, and when it comes to creating believable CGI characters and awesome FX few studios do it better than Industrial Light & Magic.

Here's a breakdown reel of the incredible VFX they created for Kong: Skull Island.

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-Via Wired


Couple Who Got Engaged In The Mosh Pit Co-Star In A Photoshop Battle

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They say a couple who moshes together has a love that's impervious to harm, as the strength of their love shields them from the flailing pit fiends all around them, and if you're wondering who "they" are they is me, okay?

I said it, and I'm sticking by my statement, because your love's gotta be strong as steel if you're down to pit with your partner.

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You're even more hardcore if you actually propose to your girl while you're in the pit, since you're putting yourself in a vulnerable position by kneeling down while the Minister of Silly Moshing goes marching by.

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Sadly, the couple who decided to get engaged in the middle of a mosh pit were overshadowed by Senor Stompy when it came time to turn their loving moment into a Photoshop battle, but maybe Stompy can be the Best Man?

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See Couple Gets Engaged In A Mosh Pit And The Photoshops It Spawned Are Hilarious here


Tina's Quotes - Don't Worry, They're Not All About Butts


Tina Quotes by Legendary Phoenix

If you want to learn how to be a smart, strong, sensual woman you've gotta take a listen to Tina Belcher, because that girl be spittin' game every day like a total diva! She gets all philosophical when she's walking down the halls looking for a chance encounter with Jimmy Jr., and her words of wisdom are like combining thousand island dressing and pickle relish then slathering it on a burger bun- in other words they will change your life. But don't take it from me, ask Gene about his sister's good advice and he'll tell you that girl don't mess around when it comes to quotes and advice on livin' that burger girl life!

Spread the word of Bob's coolest kid with this Tina Quotes t-shirt by Legendary Phoenix, and you'll be changing lives like burgers fill bellies!

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Saiyans free buffet restaurant Guns n Chimichangas I Am S.P.E.C.I.A.L. Say Listen Again

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Cyborg DIY - The Oldest Joke In The Galaxy


Cyborg DIY by Doodle Dojo

Okay, the setup for this Whovian joke should be pretty obvious thanks to this design- how many Daleks does it take to screw in a light bulb? But you see the punchline isn't so obvious, now is it? And the beauty of this joke, which the Doctor himself may or may not have uttered a time or two, is that it has a myriad of possible punchlines. How many Daleks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two- one to hold the ladder and the other to exterminate all the humans who need a lightbulb to see. The first one's free 'cause it ain't that great!

Make your fellow Whovians smile wherever you go with this Cyborg DIY t-shirt by Doodle Dojo, it's a great way to break the ice and may be the start of your career in geeky comedy!

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Hufflepuff Badgers - Always The Underdogs, Never The Losers


Hufflepuff Badgers by Mitch Ludwig

Something about the name Hufflepuff makes their house sound soft, but don't underestimate those hard working wizards- because badgers are tougher than they look, and thanks to their most famous member they have plenty of fantastic beasts on their side too. But Mr. Scamander aside, there are lots of reasons to be proud you're from House Hufflepuff- you make excellent companions and the very bet of friends, you accept anyone and your hospitality can turn enemies into lifelong friends, and you have the least likelihood of turning into a Dark Wizard, so people aren't afraid to date you! Plus, when it comes to playing Quidditch nobody does it better than the proud young men and women who proudly hail House Hufflepuff!

Wear the symbol of your favorite house of wizardry on your chest with this Hufflepuff Badgers t-shirt by Mitch Ludwig, it's a great way to break the ice with your fellow Potterheads and is sure to get you lots of love from your fellow Hufflepuffers!

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Booty And The Beast Danger Zone! Come Visit Sunndale Doctor Sanchez

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