Holiday by ADAM LAWLESS

It's hard to tell how tall those clone troopers are when you see them on the big screen, but when one paid a visit to Earth people saw firsthand just how large and in charge those imperial soldiers really are, and the war for the stars became a terrifying reality!

Celebrate classic sci-fi in a big way with this Holiday t-shirt by ADAM LAWLESS, it's the perfect shirt to wear while you're out walking the dog or preparing for intergalactic war.

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This World is Rotten by bocaci

He knew the world was a rotten place well before he received that notebook with the power of death, but he gave it a chance to prove him wrong. Slowly but surely all those people and forces working against him came to the surface, and every time they showed their ugly face he wrote their name in his book and awaited their demise...

Lovers of dark anime fantasy are sure to love a This World is Rotten t-shirt by bocaci, pick one up and start a notebook of your own!

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Battle of Titans by Creatiboom

The day that bonehead Homer went ape was the day a tear opened in the cartoon space-time continuum, causing two Groening grade universes to collide. Two massive creatures emerged from the tear and began stomping Springfield into oblivion- one was a shiny metal robot, the other a hairy, stupid looking gorilla. They began to battle it out, until they discovered that they had one thing in common- a love of alcohol. Soon the two giants were knocking down distilleries and fat becoming best friends.

Your favorite cartoon shows collide on this Battle of Titans t-shirt by Creatiboom, try one on for size and watch your style points soar through the roof!

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The Burglar by Harantula

He looked like a massive, gruesome dragon statue laying atop his gleaming mountain of treasure, but the halfling burglar knew he was very much alive, and hungry. Despite his best efforts to walk silently, and the ring of invisibility he wore, that clumsy little halfling still managed to wake that smoggy dragon. It's a good thing he's little more than a snack!

Fantasy adventure from the middle of the earth awaits you on this The Burglar t-shirt by Harantula, it's a great way to stay sharp while burgling or simply kicking back and reading your favorite book.

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MEOW! by Purrdemonium

They're often referred to as cat calls, but in Link's world they're less crass and more kitty cat. Here we see Link luring the apple of his eye around the corner with a cat call that sounds just like her own cat, but what will he do when she falls for his feline farce?

Gaming has gone to the cats on this MEOW! t-shirt by Purrdemonium, it's the purrfect way to show the world you love gaming and furry feline friends!

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Never Ending Adventure by Hartzack

Dragon dog in the sky, Finntreyu flies twice as high, don't read a book or battle crooks, watch a TV cartoon show, a never ending TV cartoon shoooow! Mashups make anything possible, and when two fantasy worlds collide things get all kinds of awesome...and noodly!

Adventure awaits you when you wear this fabulously imaginative Never Ending Adventure t-shirt by Hartzack, throw it on and feel your spirit soar!

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It’s doubtful that samurai warriors from Feudal Japan would have been big fans of the beloved sport of soccer/futbol/football, preferring combat sports like MMA or a sport that involve a weapon like baseball, but if a samurai time travelled from back in the day to present day he might find it quite relaxing to kick the ball around.

The guy featured in this video isn't a real time travelling samurai, he's Red Bull athlete/freestyle football world champion Kotaro Tokuda, and he was sent to Brazil by Japanese noodle company Nissin to wow the natives with his freestyle football skills, which he showed off while wearing samurai armor.

At least he won't have to worry about taking a football to the face!

-Via Kotaku

Coyotes are a constant presence in our lives, and now live in every state but Hawaii- some consider them unwanted visitors and pests that should be eradicated, others of us simply learn to live with our canine neighbors knowing that learning to live alongside coyotes is a better way to preserve the delicate ecological balance.

However, the ever hungry coyotes won’t think twice about eating our beloved pets, and if we’re going to live with them we have to keep our team safe from those moonlight predators, but with a little bit of knowledge and some preventative measures, like installing taller fences and getting rid of that old bird bath in your backyard, coyotes will steer clear of your house and move on to easier hunting grounds.

Read more about how to keep your pets safe from coyotes over at Indefinitely Wild

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About twenty years ago prolific anime creator/writer/director Hayao Miyazaki took a short break while working on Princess Mononoke to overcome a case of writer’s block, and in the process he created an animated music video that’s every bit as good as his feature length films.

The animated short was created for the Chage & Aska song “On Your Mark”, and it clocks in at an epic seven minutes in length, plenty of time for the anime master to tell a mighty fine tale about an angel and life underground.

-Via Nerd Approved

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Sitting in an office chair all day can make you feel like a lazy bag of bones, and standing desks go against everything office workers are all about, so what is the proper position for watching your life fade away at a dead end office job?

The answer is, naturally, the fetal position desk- the safe, comfortable and soothing way to bide your time, and get your mind numbing work done, without doing too much muscling.

Experts agree that having a fetal position desk won't improve your work quality, or make your day go by any faster, but it will definitely make you feel like a kid again.

With a fetal position desk you can bask in the nostalgiac glory of remembrance, letting your mind drift back to a time before you gave up your freedom to become an office drone.

It's free advice, not very good advice but well worth the price, and it's brought to you by the career minded folks at The Onion.

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Every once in a while a violent melee breaks out at a public event, but rarely does that violence involve groups of angry men armed with swords!

A good old fashioned sword fight broke out between two rival Sikh groups at the Golden Temple in Punjab, India on the anniversary of Operation Blue Star, and even though this sounds really cool on paper it looks way less impressive in real life.

If only the sword wielding Sikhs in the video had taken a few notes from Bollywood actors they could have come into the situation with some swordplay skills, but ultimately they come off looking less like Aladdin and more like one of the Three Stooges.

-Via Geekologie

Writer/director Woody Allen has gone from unknown comic to film industry innovator to oddball tabloid target in his lifetime, and ever since the days of Sleeper and Annie Hall Woody has been seen as an odd duck.

Caricatures of Woody have shown up in cartoons, comedy movies and television shows, and once upon a time Woody was the star of his own comic strip called Inside Woody Allen.

The strip was drawn by Stuart Hample and ran in daily newspapers from 1976 to 1984, exploring every possible situation an “angsty, neurotic Jewish everyman” could encounter in his life, except for the strange turn of events that actually took place in his later life!

Read more about Woody's comic strip days over at Dangerous Minds

Tetris is one of the most popular puzzle games ever created, a simple premise that was executed in the most addictive way possible, and resulted in many puzzle game fans starting a gaming addiction that lasts a lifetime.

But where did that block dropping game with the Russian theme begin, and how is it that a thirty year old game is still so darn addictive? What does piracy and PTSD have to do with Tetris, and can the game actually be beat in marathon mode?

These pressing Tetris related questions and more are answered in the Gamma Squad article Ten Fascinating Facts About Tetris On Its Thirtieth Anniversary.

Toronto, Ontario boasts an extremely low crime rate, so the presence of a Neighbourhood Watch is quite effective in helping manage the slew of petty crimes that happen across the city, even more so now that heroes like Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Spider-Man have joined the watch.

But have these heroes actually joined up as indicated by their presence on neighborhood watch street signs across the city, or is this the work of some nefarious jokester?

Actually, they're the appropriated works of Andrew Lamb, who felt the signs made more of an impact with some superheroic pop culture icons added to them.

Will his signs make an impact on crime? Maybe not, but you can bet vampires will think twice about touring Toronto with a stake wielding Buffy watching over the city!

-Via Nerd Approved

There are lots of ways to show your loyal service dog that they’re doing a good job- you can give them extra treats, let them spend an afternoon unwinding in a dog park, or giving their fur a good brushing, but there’s one service dog whose service has been commended with a portrait.

His name is Taxi Benke, and his loyal service to Rachel Benke landed him a yearbook photo alongside his owner, and a place in the hearts of all his fellow classmates.

Taxi has been faithfully serving the seventh grader from San Antonio, Texas for four years, helping her cope with epilepsy and giving her a furry shoulder to lean on, and now he’s officially headed to the eighth grade with his doting master, Rachel.

-Via Laughing Squid