Want to take your totally 21st century business back to the glory days of the 1990s? Then you gotta keep it old school by replacing your boring rectangular business cards with some fresh round Business Pogs.
They’re a game of some sort, a cool conversation piece and a business card in one, and when you’re done with them you can throw them away-just like the original pogs from the 90s!
Not sure if this is some genius level marketing or a horrible way to advertise yourself, also not sure if this site is a joke or for realsies despite their claims that "This is a real product and real site!", but one thing is certain- nobody will ever forget you if you hand them a pog business card!
The live action hero in a half shell legacy began in 1990 with the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film, which many fans believe to be the only worthwhile movie in the franchise’s history.
Even fans of the comic book loved the film when it first came out (which used to be a rare occurrence), and even though it looks campy compared to today's standards there's something inherently charming about characters created with practical effects rather than CGI.
No wonder the TMNT were so charming- their suits were created by Jim Henson's Creature Workshop, and it's said that Jim was rather upset with the amount of violence in the movie.
That on-screen violence was the same reason Playmates Toys decided not to release a toy line featuring characters from the movie, even though they were already releasing the Ninja Turtle toy line based on the animated TV series.
This pregnant cosplayer is a lovely shade of green, which is apparently just the way Captain Kirk likes his ladies, and her costume brings to mind one rather geeky question- how many gals across the galaxy have fallen for that patented James Tiberius charm?
Vacations don’t have to be mundane, or involve flying on a crowded plane, because the galaxy has been opened up to the tourism industry, and we can now pay a visit to the stars!
Marvel would like to invite you to explore the cosmos with Galaxy Getaways, their clever way of introducing audiences to some of the alien planets found in the upcoming movie Guardians of the Galaxy:
Once the travel video has finished implanting a travel bug in your neurochamber make sure you visit The Galaxy Getaways site, where you can learn about all the adventures that await you on the abandoned planet Morag, or the best thing to order when you visit the renowned restaurant Gluborg's on Xandar, "a peaceful paradise in the stars". Bon voyage!
Those who have chosen to uphold the law don’t always succeed in bringing criminals to justice, and sometimes they fail so spectacularly that the criminals slip right through their fingers, leaving people to wonder how they could have escaped so easily:
There are 21 Terrifying Criminals Who Are Still On The Loose according to this Cracked user submission compilation, 21 nefarious no-goodniks who managed to avoid prosecution for their crimes, and for most of them that's where the terrifying part ends:
Don't get me wrong, there are many bad guys on the list who deserve to be called "terrifying", but they're lumped in with thieves, hackers, and fixers of baseball games who hardly live up to the terror title.
However, there are enough true crime tales in this collection to pique the interest of the avid armchair criminologist, despite the somewhat clickbaity title, and you won't believe how easy it is for some people to dodge the long arm of the law!
He’s the shy little pig with an extremely pronounced stutter, and even though he was typically cast as a sidekick (and the fact that he doesn’t wear pants) he became one of the most beloved Warner Brothers cartoon characters of all time.
Every WB cartoon fan has tried to do the Porky Pig stutter at one time or another, but Mel Blanc is a difficult voice act to follow unless you know how to p-p-p-prop-p-perly st-stu-stu-stutter like good ol’ Porky himself:
Let voice actor Bob Bergen, who incidentally knew Mel Blanc and may have picked up a few pointers from him, show you how it’s done so you can wow toon fans and s-s-st-stu-...talk funny just like a cartoon superstar!
Capybaras are the largest rodents in the world, Rafael "Rafa" Nadal Parera is one of the largest tennis stars in the world, at least in terms of popularity and the fact he's an eleven time Grand Slam tournament champion, and thanks to the ridiculousness of the internet we are shown Capybaras That Look Like Rafael Nadal:
Despite their large size, their big, gnashy teeth and stout build capybaras are very gentle critters, preferring to take a swim and lay around on the shore all day rather than running around town causing trouble.
They're so easygoing that other animals consider them nature's chairs, as seen on the Tumblr site Animals Sitting on Capybaras:
Capybaras look like they'd be quite comfortable to sit on, provided you don't mind sitting on a soggy rodent, and despite their semiaquatic nature they don't stink because their wiry fur and lack of an undercoat keeps them stench free.
Since they're one of the least stinky animals living in their native habitat capybaras have become rather judgmental towards other critters, which inspired the creation of a Tumblr site called Capybara Is Judging You:
Where does all that capybara attitude come from? It stems from the fact that they're internet famous, of course!
They live a life of privilege, which some non-capybaras feel is an injustice, so a site featuring photos of posh capybaras living the good life was created, complete with colorful commentary, called This Is Capybara Privilege:
It's clear the internet adores the look of the majestic capybara, and the trend of capybara adoration (arguably) began with one Tumblr with an explicit name- F%#@ Yeah Capybara:
The Last Starfighter was the story of a guy who escaped trailer park life by becoming really good at an arcade game- his epic high score got the attention of aliens who were in need of a hero, and a generation of kids who grew up loving video games were officially hooked by this dream come true premise.
When The Last Starfighter came out in 1984 arcade obsessed kids just couldn't get enough, but most of us knew very little about the movie except for what we saw on the screen, and the fact that Atari promised us a Last Starfighter arcade game but never delivered.
The Brooklyn based illustrator has clearly lived a full, and occasionally a bit drawn out, life and thus has some pearls of knowing howness to share with the comic loving world:
With everyday life situations constantly rearing their ugly heads, like being invited to the first backyard BBQ of the year, or when you go to a wedding and then nurse a hangover the next day, it’s good to know that Christie has simple, illustrated solutions readily available for our eyeballs to view.
Christie may be young in age, at heart, and in last name, but her illustrated words are just as true as if they’d come out of the mouth/pencil of an old person.
Chucky was brought down to the station for a lineup and was surprised by what he saw- a pinhead, a leather faced man and some psychos wearing masks, an evil clown, a candy man, and a puppet headed squirt. But the one he hated most, the one who made him want to scream, was that guy by the name of Krueger he'd seen once inside a dream...
Is Halloween your favorite holiday? Do you look forward to every Friday the 13th? Then you're gonna love this Horror's Eleven t-shirt by Traceygurney, featuring the most nightmarish movie mashup never seen!
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If you need something smuggled across the verse you gotta hire the best, and whether you choose a guy who flies solo like a falcon, or one who travels with a crew, giving your package to these intergalactic bad boys will give you a degree of serenity. One is mal-adjusted and war tested, the other is han-dsome and rogueish, and together they'll smuggle the stars right out of the sky if it means making a quick buck!
This Partners in Crime t-shirt by saqman will steal the heart of every geek who sees you wearing it, and it'll light up your wardrobe like a firefly lights up the night sky...
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Like many tough yet tiny guys there's a giant lurking inside of Goku, an incredible beast just waiting to come out and play, and when he lets it out the earth trembles beneath his feet. Those who marvel at him transforming from a small boy with a tail into a massive hulk of a gorilla beast are terrified, but deep down he's still that silly little boy who loves nothing more than to balance on a ball and practice his dragon style techniques.
Anime fantasy as you like it can be found on this The Incredible Goku t-shirt by OtakuTeez, it's the mightiest DB tee from GT to Z!
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When one is passing between dimensions via projected portals it is customary to do so while walking in a very silly manner, so as not to offend those who reside in the Python dimension. If you should meet a man named Monty on your trip through the aperture just remember- his house looks like a flying circus because he doesn't get very many visitors...
Take a walk on the wacky side with this Ministry of Silly Portal t-shirt by maped and let your sci-fi dreams become very, very silly indeed!
Visit maped's Twitter and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more ridiculously cool designs:
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His name is Boo and he's here to say, that he hates those bros in a major way. They're always looking at him like he's a punk, but if they'd just turn their backs they would be sunk!
Boo hangs around the castle like a pile of dust, but when you wanna scare a plumber calling Boo is a must! Mario's in the castle, whaddya do? Call a sneaky scary ghost by the name of BOO!
Keep your geeky wardrobe funky fresh with this How To Deal with Boos t-shirt by Thom2Maro, it's the pixel-tastic way to show the world your love for the old school.
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He was tired of playing second fiddle to his bros super platformer star status, and the once all play and no work Luigi was starting to crack up. They reached a level which was set inside an old haunted hotel, full of hallways, cobwebs and shining mirrors, and Mario began to worry about the look he saw in Luigi's eyes...
Don't be a dull boy or girl, pick up this Heeere's Luuuigi t-shirt by Zacly and carve out a geeky style high score!
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