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Small Cooking Habits That Can Make A Big Difference

A good way to gain confidence in your cooking is by developing good habits that will make the whole process go much more smoothly, because preparation and forethought are better than winging it and risking a meltdown.

Unless the dish you're cooking requires whole chicken breasts or thighs you should be slicin' those mothers up into thin fillets, so they'll cook faster and taste better:

 "Chicken will cook faster if you butterfly the breast, pound it to equal thickness, and cut it into fillets. Otherwise, the small end of the breast will be overcooked and dry by the time the larger side is cooked. It’s an easy extra step, makes a huge difference taste-wise, and looks so much better when plated." —stephaniev23

With steak it's a good idea to let the meat reach room temperature before you cook it:

"I learned this while working with a butcher. Cooking a steak directly from the fridge means that once it hits the hot pan, the fibers in the meat go into shock, tense up, and result in a tough steak." —Debby Murphy, Facebook

And you should preheat the oil in your pan before you place the meat in, so it'll cook more evenly and won't stick:

"Heat your pan first, then drop the heat to a nice medium setting. You can't just flash cook everything — you will ruin your foods' flavor and texture that way." —Zach Rathier, Facebook

But here's the best tip of them all, for my fellow guacamole lovers out there:

"I made some guacamole the night before, put it in a bowl, smoothed the top, then covered it with about 1/2 inch of water and put the lid on. I took it to work the next day and poured the water off. It was perfect." —Connie Tanksley Stover, Facebook

See 17 Small Cooking Habits That Can Make A Big Difference here


Cats React To $500 Litter Box

Some cats are picky about damn near everything in their lives, from their food to the places they'll sleep, and unlike pretty much any dog these prissy kitties even care about where they poop.

Nowadays there are lots of self-cleaning litter boxes on the market that help keep the box extra tidy, like the totally Space Age Litter Robot III priced at about five hundred bucks.

But do cats really care about pooping in luxury, or are they just as happy crapping in their standard enclosed tray?

Bitwit gave the Litter Robot III a thorough once over then he let his cats decide whether it was worth the price, jump to 8:15 to see how Bitwit's cats feel about this fancy litterbox.

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Cute Little Yellow Bird Joins His Doggy Buddies For Dinner

Dachshunds seem like they'd be too discriminating and stuffy to dine with other common household pets, so a story about a Dachshund dining with a pet bird seems like pure poppycock.

But these dapper Dachshunds don't seem to mind sharing mealtime with the little yellow bird who shares their home, and the little bird seems like he's more worried about the dogs stealing his food than he is about the dogs eating him!

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-Via Laughing Squid


The Dark Past Of Sea-Monkeys

Sea-Monkeys are one of the most harmless and useless toys ever made, and even though most kids I knew who got the kit never managed to get those little suckers to hatch, kids kept wanting them and parents kept buying them.

So how did a useless toy like the Sea-Monkeys become such a big hit? Creator Harold Von Braunhut used ads in comic books to sell them to the babies of the boom, and since there was nothing like it on the market, kids flipped out over this trippy new "toy".  

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This Great Big Story video shows us the shady history of Sea-Monkeys, Harold's connection to the Aryan Nation and how that little packet of disappointment would influence the way toy makers marketed to kids for generations to come.


Ways Grandparents Make Life More Interesting

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Moms and dads have all the jokes, uncles love to play pranks while aunts post the prank videos on Facebook, and the kids think they're the coolest just because they're the youngest ones in their family.

But do you know who proved they were, are and will forever be the coolest when you were just a twinkle in your dad's eye?

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The grandparents, those family elders who have been there, done that and have the pictures to prove it.

Grandparents don't have to try as hard as the rest of the family to convince the world that they're cool, because they exude cool like a fine wine exudes flavor.

Just don't assume their cool attitude makes them a pushover, because if you go speeding through grandma's neighborhood she will clock you- and she will make you pay...

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See 30+ Times Grandparents Made Life More Interesting here


World's Okayest Welder - It's Good To Be Third Best


World's Okayest Welder TShirt by Metal Relic

Welding is pretty easy to pick up but can be difficult to master, especially if you have to weld underwater, but with time and practice you too can become the World's Okayest Welder! Now this might not seem like much of a title, but when you consider how few people on the planet know how to weld at all, then you factor that by how many of them will actually go on to do anything with their welding skills, you'll soon find you're in a pretty exclusive club. And it's always good to know your limitations...

Show the world you're mid-grade but always moving up with this World's Okayest Welder t-shirt by Metal Relic, it's the kind of shirt you can get attached to!

Visit Metal Relic's Facebook fan page, official website and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more super hot designs:

Metal Relic Welding Helmet Shirt. Welding Definition TShirt Metal Relic Branded TShirt Keep Calm and Weld On!

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No Means No - You Must Learn


no means no by Harsimran_sain

Why is it so hard for some people to accept the verdict when someone they proposition tells them "NO"? Maybe their ego can't handle the rejection, or maybe they think if they just press on the person will magically change their mind and accept their indecent proposal? It doesn't matter the reason why they persist with their pestering, their unwanted advances are annoying and these knuckleheads really need to start accepting that NO MEANS NO! So the next time you hear a big fat hairy NO from someone you're hitting on take the two letters as they are and walk away, because life's too short to spend it harassing uninterested people like a jerk.

Spread the word in the age of consent with this No Means No t-shirt by Harsimran_Sain, it's a fun text design with a serious message behind it.

Visit Harsimran_sain's Facebook fan page and official website, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more fun yet informative designs:

yup! Dabbing Unicorn Geek Dabbing Santa

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Mike Tyson - I'm On The Zoloft - Meet Mellow Man Mike


Mike Tyson - I'm on the Zoloft by RexelRetro

Mike Tyson used to have a bad reputation based on his wicked temper and tendency to nibble on his opponents' ears, but nowadays Mike is chillin' like Bob Dylan- because he's on the Zoloft. He's still livin' large on the stacks of cash he made as a boxer and the star of a hit video game, but his new passion in life is to star in cartoon shows about imaginary detective agencies and thanks to Zoloft he's darn good at it!

Add some old school game to your geeky wardrobe with this Mike Tyson - I'm On The Zoloft t-shirt by RexelRetro, it's sure to make you look like a total knock out without making you go bankrupt!

Visit RexelRetro's Facebook fan page, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more heavy hitting designs:

The Legend of Zelda - Press Start Beavis and Butthead - Press Start Ren & Stimpy 16Bits of Intro Super Samus Sis

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You Have Failed NYC - Don't Worry, Casey Will Be At Bat Again Soon!


You Have Failed NYC by Jedi Hipster

When you dedicate your life to fighting for your city you wind up putting your very reputation as a hero on the line whenever you go out and fight crime, but Casey Jones was never that much of a planner so he never gave his rep a second thought. Next thing you know he's out battling the Foot Clan alongside some mutant turtles for the fate of New York- and the ninjas kept coming until the five of them had to retreat or die. It's not Casey's fault he got in over his head, all he wanted to do was to help take his neighborhood back from old Shred Head and instead he ended up involved in an all out war...

Show the world that Casey Jones has got your back with this You Have Failed NYC t-shirt by Jedi Hipster, featuring a mighty cool design that'll make your fellow TMNT fans sit up and take notice.

Visit Jedi Hipster's Facebook fan page, official website and Instagram, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more action packed designs:

Enlist Today Zoombie Fight Like A Girl Sons of Mutagen

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The Deer In This Adorable Animated Short Is All Shook Up!

It's rare for a deer to want to sleep indoors, partly because their antlers keep getting stuck on stuff and partly because it makes them feel like a trapped lunch just waiting for a hungry predator or gun-toting hunter.

But if you should ever receive an invitation for cocoa from a deer who prefers to live indoors do them a favor and help them keep their house tidy, because they have the hardest time keeping everything in order!

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Hey Deer is an adorable animated short by Örs Bárczy about a deer who gets to live a comfortable life indoors yet winds up struggling with the same ordeal every day as he and his house are all shook up.


Kaiju Play - Stomping Around A City Near You!


Kaiju Play by Kaiju Realm

Cosplay is okay, and dressing goth or steampunk can be a cool way to declare your individuality, but when you combine the two and go kaiju everything is more fun! There are far too few kaiju players out there, probably because their giant monster costumes wouldn't fit inside the convention centers, but I'd certainly like to see more. It's just that every city would have to limit the amount of kaiju players allowed to live there- for the sake of safety!

Wearing this Kaiju Play t-shirt by Kaiju Realm isn't exactly the same as wearing a kaiju costume, but it does show the world that you're a giant monster fan and therefore may be pals with a guy who owns a Godzilla costume...

Visit Kaiju Realm's Facebook fan page and official website, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more earth shattering designs:

Kaiju Battle Player 2 Kaiju Sake Kaiju Battle Player 3

Tokyo Kaijus Baseball Team

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Werewaldo - Now Instead Of Finding Him HE FINDS YOU!


Werewaldo by Scott Sherwood

Kids have been searching for Waldo for decades, and some of them have actually spotted him only to lose track of his whereabouts again when he moves to another location. But as much as kids have always wanted to catch Waldo, if only just for bragging rights, they're lucky they never did- or things might have gotten hairy. Spending too much time on the road changes a man, and when a hideous wolfen creature began stalking the spooky woods Waldo was hiding in his bright striped shirt and hat made him easy to find. Waldo was lucky to have survived that encounter, but after the wounds healed he noticed he was different, more aggressive and less concerned with hiding, and then he began to black out during the full moon...

Show people why they're lucky they never caught Waldo with this Werewaldo t-shirt by Scott Sherwood, featuring a howling good design that'll make people grin wherever you go!

Visit Scott Sherwood's Facebook fan page, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more horrifyingly good designs:

Kermit the Hutt Kool-Aid Cult Little Bud Classic Rick

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Dartfield The Stranger Thing - He Hates Fridays


Dartfield the Stranger Thing by TopNotchy 

Everything is stranger in the Upside Down- pets walk people on leashes, the sky poops on birds, and Dartfield the cat-beast doesn't eat lasagna- he eats guys named Jon! It's a wild, wacky world over there, and yet Garfield and Dartfield have one key thing in common- they're so lazy they almost never leave the house, not even for a Double Jon supreme pizza. But if that kid Dustin should ever take a trip to the dark side he would probably be able to lure Dartfield out of his den with a candy bar, because as different as things are between our two dimensions candy is candy no matter where you are - and it's always delicious!

Blow people's minds wherever you go with this Dartfield The Stranger Thing t-shirt by TopNotchy, it's the hilarious way to show love for everyone's favorite cartoon cat and your fav retro sci-fi show at the same time!

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Lil Justice Salt N Peppa Duffpool The Doctor, Elmyra and the Brain

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Say No To Sports - Call An Audible Against Stupid Sports Fans


Say no to Sports by Steven Rhodes

Fall and winter are the seasons of sports, with lots of fans out there rooting for their favorite teams and using sporting events as an excuse to get drunk and act like idiots, which is why it's time for the rest of us to rebel. Where is it written that we must all love sports? It honestly seems way cooler to say no to sports, especially when everyone around you is swept up in baseball, football or hockey fever, and the only way those drunken sports fans who are a plague on civilized society will ever learn to stop obsessing about a pastime they can't possibly do themselves is if we teach them why sports are stupid!

Rebel against the rabid sports fans ruining the world by wearing this Say No To Sports t-shirt by Steven Rhodes, it's a great way to take a knee against those who think sports are something we should all give a crap about.

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My First Knife Fight Let's Sacrifice Toby Devil's Music Sing-Along Breaking News

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The Quail Awakens - Doug Is Going Solo


The Quail Awakens by Blueswade

He'd been a big fan of comic books in his younger years, but as he got older Doug found himself digging those sci-fi flicks about a war in the stars and an evil Empire hell bent on crushing the Rebellion. So instead of playing Quailman he started pretending to be Quail Solo - intergalactic smuggler turned Rebel hero, a really cool character with a badass furry alien friend named Chewie. Solo made superheroes look silly, and he got to play kissyface with a Princess named Leia, so Doug ditched his Quailman cape and trunks and never looked back!

Add some imagination to your geeky wardrobe with this The Quail Awakens t-shirt by Blueswade, it's a great way to show love for the toon you loved as a kid and the sci-fi series you will love for the rest of your life!

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Flush of the Fallen Now I Know My BMO's Forever Science Guy Rick

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