The Flash is the fastest man alive, and even though Superman tries to compete Flash is still faster than the Man of Steel will ever be, which is fine with Supes because it gives him more time to work on his pranks!
This comic by Kerry Callen shows why humans never should have introduced Superman to the concept of pranking, and why it doesn't pay to compete with a Super-Jerk who's super jealous of Flash's fleet feet.
-Via Geeks Are Sexy
Iron Fist became a master of the martial arts to defeat evil and protect people from harm, while Deadpool got into it for the cash and the kicks, and because ladies love a merc. So how could two people who are so different from each other end up in the same body? The story, as always, is a bit complicated, but needless to say Danny is not happy about having Wade invade his personal space, nor is he a fan of the scarring. But merging with DP has had its perks- invulnerability, loads and loads of guns, and his witty remarks are wittier than ever. However, these are hardly the kind of pluses that would make Danny want to be inhabited by a gibbering maniac any longer than he has to, which is why he has employed the services of the Sorcerer Supreme Doctor Strange...
You'll become a real knock-out when you wear this Dead Fist t-shirt by kDaesign, it's one drop dead awesome design that's sure to blow your fellow Marvelites' minds!
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Perfect Organism by Crumblin' Cookie
Some see nothing but a slavering beast when they see a xenomorph, others see a deadly predator more than capable of taking over an entire planet. But the scientists at Weyland-Yutani megacorp see a vision of perfection, and they refer to those murderous aliens as "perfect organisms". This reverence has cost many marines their lives, young warriors thrown into a hopeless situation for the sake of scientific advancement and profit, but take it from Ripley- they're not so perfect that they can't be killed...
Declare your love for the dark side of sci-fi with this Perfect Organism t-shirt by Crumblin' Cookie, it's one mighty cool way to take an army of aliens with you wherever you go!
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There's one elusive species of pocket monster you're never going to find while you're out catching 'em all, that is, unless you live near the nuclear power plant in Springfield. It's called the Homiechu, and it's the result of a reactor core mishap involving a rat and a bald headed ape. The Homiechu doesn't say its name like the other chus do, instead he goes around yelling "d'oh!" and "oooh!", and it doesn't seem smart enough to avoid capture. But it is one heck of a scavenger, and in the wild its diet consists of melted Smooshies, stale Krusty-O's, and the occasional day old Lard Lad donut. If you should spot a Homiechu and want to capture it in your pokeball you should probably set out a can of Duff beer, let the creature get nice and drunk, then simply scoop it up and place it in the ball, or prepare to face its idiotic rage...
Show the world you've caught the rarest pocket monster of them all with this Homiechu t-shirt by C. "Bees" M., it's the fresh way to catch something besides GO fever!
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As soon as the temperature starts to drop and the leaves start falling off the trees our minds turn to thoughts of the spookiest holiday of the year- All Hallow's Eve. But for some this is merely one night in a year full of spirits, skeletons and the undead, for the necromancer's work is never done. They may raise a body or two from the grave on Halloween night just for kicks, but their ambitions lie in realms far beyond human comprehension and their dark work emperils the planet. So you can laugh all you'd like at a sloppy mummy, make faces at a vampire and howl back at a baying werewolf, but if you encounter someone claiming to be a necromancer do the right thing- and run far, far away!
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The New Super Power of the Prairies by MiniJeff Productions
When things get all strange and evil-y on the prairies of Saskatchewan the people look to the skies in hopes a hero will come to their aid. And when he 's not busy teaching, husbanding or dadding the hero who heeds the call is Auroraman- Humboldt's mightiest hero! With his cosmic staff in hand, and a belly full of saskatoon berry pie, Auroraman is the only guy who can help SK's fine folks overcome the dark forces that threaten their way of life. So if you see strange things like zombie wildlife or creepy snowmen lurking around your home make sure to place a call to Auroraman- for goodness sake!
Show some love for Canada's newest superhero with this The New Super Power of the Prairies t-shirt by MiniJeff Productions, it's a great way to add some comic book cool to your geeky wardrobe!
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Adventure Time with Nathan and Wade by jimmydrawstuff
Wade Wilson likes nothing more than to shout and flail about when things get weird, but one day he had a rather disturbing dream after falling asleep watching cartoons. He dreamt his arms were like wet noodles, so they wouldn't stop flapping around, and he was best friends with a rubbery dog who had a similar noodle-limb problem. He lived in a land full of living candies which he was sworn to protect, meaning he wasn't allowed to eat any of them, and he was in love with a princess made of fire who melted his face even more whenever they kissed. Normally this dream would have made Wade say "ooo", but three missing elements made him wish he were back home- there were no tacos, no chimichangas, and no lovely ladies in that dream world...
Share DP's cartoon dreams with the world by wearing this Adventure Time with Nathan and Wade t-shirt by jimmydrawstuff, it's mathematically superheroic!
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Now that so many fools have become trainers thanks to GO the pocket monsters of the world are getting fed up with being pursued and having wanna-be trainers throw pokeballs at them. So they threw their money together and hired a special team of pocket monster operatives trained in the art of war. The squad is led by a cigar chompin' guy named Hannibayleef, a master tactician who has helped more than a few of his fellow critters break out of a pokeball, and with Jigglypuff "Face" Johnson and Psyduck by his side he's able to outwit and outmaneuver any foe. And when Hannibayleef inevitably needs someone to man the pokezooka, drive the pokevan or punch 'em all with brute strength he calls in Mr. Tikachu- the team's real muscle...
Show the world who you've got on your A-Team with this Mr. Tikachu t-shirt by etcherSketch, it's the perfect shirt to wear whether you're out on the GO or kicking back at home watching your favorite 80s TV show.
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If you are the least bit arachnophobic you might not want to watch this video, because it may make you feel like you're surrounded by creepy crawlies.
YouTuber UsefulWidget uncovered a terrifying number of spiders lurking in his yard by using a flashlight technique that makes their eyes sparkle in the dark, and now no yard feels safe from the spider horde.
For some reason people didn't believe UsefulWidget's yard was really that densely packed with spiders, so he posted this even more terrifying second video as proof.
Well, I guess that's one good thing about the California drought- we no longer have a lawn for spiders to hide in!
-Via Laughing Squid
Kickstarter has proven to be a great resource for inventors and creators, helping them establish a presence online and bring their vision to life through crowdfunding.
But I've never backed a video game campaign because of all the horror stories, and the whole concept of chipping in on a game still in development has proven to be fraught with failure.
Yogventures was an unlikely game from the start- it was based on the Yogscast YouTube broadcasters network, and the people behind the Yogs claimed to be capable video game developers despite the lack of proof.
Their Yogventures campaign raised enough money anyway and the game went into production, but the backers soon found out Yogscast was full of ball-oney.
Yogscast founder Lewis Brindley notified backers the project had failed, and the backers who had donated $567,000 in total got to see nothing but another epic failure from a first time developer.
Shadow Of The Eternals was supposed to be a successor to the Nintendo GameCube game Eternal Darkness, but creator Denis Dyack went about his campaign in such a shady way he failed to raise enough money- twice.
Denis created the campaign under the name Precursor Games so backers wouldn't realize he was actually the head of Silicon Knights, the company catching hell for their crappy game X-Men: Destiny.
Surprisingly, the fake name game wasn't the reason Shadow didn't get funded- it was seemingly cursed from day one, although Denis claims he's still working on the game and hoping to release it soon. Good luck with that!
Central Park is known for many things- muggings, picnics, ice skating, the turning of the leaves and the finest horseback riding in NYC, but it was built to be a place for big city folk to keep in touch with nature.
So when Frederick Law Olmstead and Calvert Vaux designed and oversaw construction of Central Park in the 1860s they included natural elements such as waterfalls, ponds, and lots and lots of trees.
But there was one natural element which was there from the very beginning- a narrow cave, believed to be partly carved out by humans, which they discovered while excavating for The Ramble.
Olmstead and Vaux decided to blend the cave into their carefully constructed "wilderness" park and even added a flat stone staircase leading to one of the cave's entrances.
The cave was a big hit with visitors, especially kids, but by the early 1900s it had become a den of iniquity:
In 1904, a man attempted suicide (not the first to take place in the Ramble) on the stone steps—though some believed it was actually attempted murder.
In 1922, artist Alexander MacArthur was sentenced to three months in a workhouse for “behaving improperly” inside the cave, and in 1929, about 335 men were arrested in Central Park for “annoying women”—and the Ramble Cave was one of the preferred spots to do so.
Park authorities sealed off the cave in the 1930s, blending it nicely into the surrounding ramble on one side and bricking it up on the other, and now park visitors walk by Central Park's secret cave unaware it's even there.
See The Secret Cave in Central Park- And Why It Was Sealed at mental_floss
Tis the season to carve pumpkins, aka Fall-la-la-la-la, but chances are whatever you're planning to carve up won't look anything like the stuff they're carving up at The Great Jack-O'-Lantern Blaze in Hudson Valley, New York.
Every year thousands of people head to Van Cortland Manor in Croton-on Hudson, New York to behold the over 7,000 hand-carved pumpkins that go into the Great Blaze's spooktacular displays.
If you're looking for pumpkin-spiration, or a new way to display carved squash, then you'll find lots to love at The Great Jack-O'-Lantern Blaze, but only the truly dedicated will attempt to replicate this Pumpkin Planetarium.
See 19 Insane Jack-o'-Lantern Displays That Take Pumpkin Carving To The Next Level here
There's no science to viewing art, and there are no real rules about how to see art or what you're supposed to feel while you're looking at art.
But pretentious art snobs love to make us feel like they know something we don't, like they're part of some secret club we can't join because we don't know how to art like they do.
Cartoonist Lynda Barry knows the struggle to properly look art is real, but she also knows that you shouldn't worry about it- because you're a walking work of art!
See How to Look at Art: A Short Visual Guide by Cartoonist Lynda Barry here
Superman is generally thought of as the most powerful and least vulnerable character in the comics, an alien badass who apparently can't be killed or made to look less than drop dead gorgeous.
But there's one thing Superman himself hates to admit- he has been beaten to a pulp by an odd cast of characters, including a former lover, a chipmunk from the Green Lantern Corps and the Clown Prince of Crime.
CBR put together this list of 10 Powerful Characters You Didn't Know Beat Up Superman which exposes some of the more embarrassing moments in the Man Of Steel's history.
Side note Ophiuchus looks like he couldn't find a towel when he got out the shower so grabbed a snake instead pic.twitter.com/8ixnLsWPJC
— Deanna (@DEAsappointment) September 21, 2016
Believe it or not some people actually live their lives according to the Zodiac, consulting the stars on a daily basis to see what's coming and using their birth sign as a guideline for how to live their lives.
These astrologically minded folks think star stuff dictates our fate, and they've been living under the assumption they were born under one of twelve signs, one for every month in a year.
But the scientific minded folks at NASA wondered why the Babylonians gave the Zodiac 12 signs when the sun actually moves through 13 constellations.
They discovered the Babylonians had a 13th sign named Ophiuchus which they decided to throw it out to make the Zodiac fit in better with the 12-month calendar.
Three thousand years later the lives of those who believe in astrology have been changed forever- because they've been living a Zodiac-based lie:
Wow! There are actually 13 zodiac signs! pic.twitter.com/AEOJTlQwMo
— Astrology Signs (@FantasyMinds) September 20, 2016
-Via Meme Base
