Gotta Kill Em All by Grady Graphics

I don't know why people are always go-ing around trying to catch pocket monsters, are they missing the "monster" in their name? Those creepy little critters aren't collectibles, and they aren't the kinds of creatures we should be letting into our homes because they're feral and they're not afraid to tear into a person when they're feeling hungry. So instead of games where trainers catch 'em all they should really make a game where trainers kill 'em all before they can overrun the town...

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The Art of Secrets by ChocolateRaisinFury

In rat society it is considered shameful to steal, lie or keep secrets, but the rats who were involuntary participants in the NIMH project have no choice but to keep their dark past a secret from the others. For you see, if the other rats knew about the powers they'd acquired during the experiments the former involuntary guests of NIMH would be seen as a threat and cast out, if not killed on sight. So they keep their secret like a precious trinket, pretending like they have nothing to hide and exchanging knowing nods with those who survived NIMH...

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Frank Rabbit by Anderson Green Devil

Jessica was getting bored of being with someone as slapstick and stretchy as Roger, so she went looking for a different kind of rabbit, one with more emotional depth and a really strong presence. So she jumped reels into a flick marked "D. Darko" and came across a tall, dark and creepy guy named Frank. Frank told Jessica that he had information about the end of the world and she pretended to be listening, but all she really wanted was someone who was the opposite of Roger to take her mind off of him. So Jessica seduced poor Frank and made him forget what he was supposed to tell young Donnie, leaving the flick with a very unhappy ending...

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What the Bark is THAT? | Funny Tree by Boots

Kids who hear about the Giving Tree inevitably end up searching through the forest for a tree that matches the description found in the Silverstein book, thinking it should be easy to spot such a magical tree. But what these kids don't know is the trees in the forest are varied, with different diets and totally different temperaments, so you're more likely to come across a Strangling Tree or a Whacking Tree than a Giving Tree. Besides, that Giving Tree bit is just a fairytale, but Stabbing Trees are real, and they're terrifying!

Give the gift of laughter wherever you go with this What The Bark Is THAT? t-shirt by Boots, it's a funny update of a childhood classic that everyone you meet will love!

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Too glam to give a damn by Duna Longhorn

Princesses aren't born with an attitude, but after years of having people adore you and servants wait on you hand and glass slippered foot you start to see yourself as something special- and the glam attitude is born. It's quite okay to think of yourself as special, and a healthy sense of pride can help rally people to your side, but just make sure being "too glam to give a damn" doesn't keep you from opening up your heart to true love!

Let your t-shirt do the talking for you by wearing this Too Glam To Give A Damn t-shirt by Duna Longhorn, it's colorful and sassy in all the right ways!

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Little Cthulhu is Hungry by TaylorRoss1

When a baby human gets hungry they cry and squirm and give their parent's a headache, but when little Cthulhu gets hungry he just starts eating the mom, the dad, the baby, their neighbors, the neighboring town, the people on the cruise ships in the neighboring town's harbor...Bet you're feeling better about your little cry baby now aren't you?!

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Mom says.. by Raffiti

Back to school time means a new year or semester or quarter or whatever full of new stuff to learn and a whole new schedule, which means it's a great time to add some new stylish tees to your old wardrobe.

So now through August 7th the NeatoShop is having a Back To School sale where you can get FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING on all tees in the NeatoShop, so you can get the tees you love for less!

A love of learning is something we never outgrow

Science Rocks by JRBERGER

And the more excited you are to learn new stuff the more you look forward to going back to school

The Wolfman Ate My Homework by Steven Rhodes

Because learning is always cool, even if you're old enough to remember the cartoon from the 80s these characters were on!

Space School by SimplePeteDoodles

Felix Colgrave is an Australian animator who creates some truly tripped out 'toons that reach right through your eyeballs and tickle your brain, and if you're a connoisseur of strange cartoons you'll love the feeling.

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You may already be familiar with Felix Colgrave's creations, since we've featured his works here on Neatorama, or you may have his stuff on the Comedy Central show TripTank. Yeah, he's that guy.

So if you had a taste of Felix's visual drug and you're already hooked check out the music video he made for Fever The Ghost's song SOURCE, and this goofy short about a demon salesman called Tainted Goods. (NSFW language)

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And let's finish you off with a heaping plate of Man Spaghetti, a short that showcases Felix's ability to combine slapstick comedy, gruesome gore and mysterious themes to leave you wanting more.

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Cocaine flowed more freely than champagne at nightclubs in the 70s, and even though the war on drugs fought hard against that "devil weed" marijuana they turned a blind eye to cocaine because it's considered a "rich man's drug".

But I'll take the company of a stoner over a cokehead any time, because potheads are mellow and chill and cokeheads are hyperactive chatterboxes who act like total douchebags.

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So what is it about a cocaine high that transforms people into a-holes? To find out VICE spoke with David Belin from Cambridge University's Department of Pharmacology, who explained:

"Drugs target three psychological mechanisms in your brain," he said. With cocaine, you're effectively buzzing off the chemical dopamine flooding your brain every time you take a bump. "Dopamine is not pleasure itself, but a mechanism in the brain that allows for learning," David explained.

"It targets your brain so that dopamine is released all the time that you take it, and it feels great," says David. "You start building a very strong motivation for the drugs."

"Cocaine influences your pre-frontal cortex [the part of your brain that regulates behaviours and, essentially, your ability to make sound judgements]. It actually messes up your executive functions, your inhibitory control and your decision making. So now you've got this very strong motivation [from the dopamine] and, because of the effects of the drug, you end up with an inability to inhibit your impulses and make good decisions."

"Third: drugs facilitate habits, so at this point your impulses are full of motivation for the drug, and they reach your habit system and you just do it without thinking about it, necessarily," said David, referring to how moreish cocaine can be. "Also, with cocaine, there's no real physical withdrawal, but there's a strong psychological withdrawal. You feel anxious, you feel bad, so that adds to the motivation to continue taking the drug."

Read more from Why Cocaine Turns People Into Dickheads, a Simple Explanation at VICE (NSFW-ish)

Breaking into a Russian military base is a bad idea no matter who you are or what you're after, but urban explorer group Exploring The Unbeaten Path felt it was worth the risk to see some Soviet-era Buran programme space shuttles.

And although the group had a few scares their efforts actually paid off, and they were able to spend some time checking out the shuttles despite a threat of being discovered:

Located at the Baikonur Cosmodrome spaceport in Kazakhstan, the hanger that the group would have to infiltrate is abandoned but the base is still active.

The world’s first and largest space launch facility, Baikonur is leased by the Russian government and all crewed Russian missions still launch from there. Commercial and military missions are also staged at the spaceport, and soldiers patrol the area.

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When a Māori girl comes of age she participates in a transformative ceremony that leaves her with a sacred chin tattoo called a moko kauae, which is seen as "a physical manifestation of their true reality".

They're also seen as a sign of status and pride among the tribe, and a living testament to a Māori woman's grit, but until recently this ancient tradition had all but disappeared:

But from 1840, with the influx of English settlers, Māori were pushed from their lands and assimilation began. Colonial laws were passed banning what are known as tohunga, or Māori experts, and children were caned for speaking Māori at school. By the 1970s, the moko had all but died out. Only a few female elders carried it, and elsewhere facial tattoos had negative connotations; adopted by disaffected urban Māori, they became associated with gangs and crime.

Things started to change in the 1980s, with a push to revive Māori language and culture, and in recent years there has been a revival in the ancient practice among both elders and young Māori women.

Māori woman c. 1890. Photo courtesy of Sir George Grey Special Collections, Auckland Libraries

Recently Nanaia Mahuta became the first member of parliament in the world to wear the moko kauae, making history and inspiring other Māori women to remember their cultural traditions and sport their moko proudly:

"There were a number of milestones in my life, and it felt right to mark them in a way that is a positive statement about my identity," Nanaia (below) tells Broadly. "Who I am, where I come from, and the contribution I want to continue to make. When I got it done, I felt incredibly calm. I felt like it had always been there."

Nanaia's moko marked the anniversary of her father's death, and the designs incorporate the traditional carving patterns of her tribe, Ngāti Maniapoto. But she also received the moko to inspire her three-year-old daughter. "As a young Māori woman I want my daughter to know that everything is at her fingertips; she just needs to reach forward and grab it."

Read 'It's Transformative': Maori Women Talk About Their Sacred Chin Tattoos here

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Most city slickers see cows as those critters you moo at while you're driving down the highway in cattle country, but anybody with farm experience knows a thing or two about cows.

And one thing you find out real fast- some cows act just like giant dogs, wanting to play, get pets and go on long walks. Some cows even have fur that looks similar to a dog's coat, like the ridiculously photogenic Scottish Highland cow above.

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They'll even curl up with you (or should I say around you) when they're feeling tuckered out, which seems like a pretty normal thing for a dog to do but strange for a cow. And speaking of strange- this herd seems to be sweet on that cute canine, and he's loving every minute of it!

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See 21 Reasons Why Cows Are Basically Just Really Big Dogs here

The Toxic Avenger - Distressed by ZombieMedia

Toxie may be a hideously deformed creature of superhuman size and strength but he's also a former human being who remembers what it was like to care about stuff like hairstyles and brushing your teeth. He's also a very sensitive soul despite his radiation hardened exterior, which is why Toxie still finds time to rescue cats from trees and walk little old ladies across the mean streets of Tromaville. So if you're Team Toxie then you're all right with me!

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Strong Arm Alchemist Combat Academy by Eman!

The legendary Strong Arm Alchemist Alex Armstrong is now accepting applications for his Alchemist Combat Academy, where students can learn to use their metaphysical science skills to kick some serious butt! Alex truly is one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet, but don't let the flashy grin and the good manners fool you, because when he needs to take down an enemy of the State he flexes hard and smashes his foes even harder. Alchemists can definitely learn a thing or two from Armstrong, and his Combat Academy is just what the Amestrian State Military needs to toughen up the rank and file. But can you imagine what someone as strong as say Edward and Alphonse Elric could do with some Armstrong combat training?

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Eternal Friendship by Domadraghi

The only people who discount how strong a bond can be between an adventurer and his horse are those who have never had their lives saved by their trusty steed, Link knows better than to treat Epona like some servant animal, and Epona respects and admires his master so much he's willing to rush into danger to pull Link's butt out of the fire once again. Together they've become a force for goodness that makes the creeps and monsters quake in their boots when they feel the rumble in the ground that means the Legend and his legendary steed are coming in for the kill.

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