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Tweets For People With A Weird Sense Of Humor

It can be hard to find stuff to LOL at when you have a weird sense of humor, and it seems like many of the comedy bytes online are either extreme and provoking or so niche even those in the know get but a titter from the post.

That's why humor enthusiasts must seek out posts that fit their particular, and peculiar, sense of humor, and the best way to do that is by locating a roundup that immediately grabs your attention with a Tweet like this:

And even better- when the roundup ends with a brilliant Tweet that leaves you wanting more:

See 21 Tweets You'll Only Find Funny If You Have A Weird Sense Of Humor here


The Werewolf Trainer

I've heard of werewolf hunters and werewolf fetishists but I've never heard of a werewolf trainer, and that's probably because the turnaround in that job market must be brutal!

All kidding aside folks, there's a time and a place to play servant and master and that time is when your kids aren't home and that place is some dark leather dungeon kept hidden from the kiddies, preferably one with lots of soundproofing! (Comic by MikeBasilisco)

-Via Geeks Are Sexy


Being Pretty

Some people spend way too much time worrying about how they look and not enough time working on being the best person they can be, and these beauty obsessed folks can't leave the house without putting their face on.

In this way their beauty obsession becomes like a mask, and when others see how pretty they look with their masks on the maskless citizens clamor for masks of their own, so they can fit in with their pretty friends.

(YouTube Link)

Being Pretty was created by animator David James Armsby of Dead Sound, who used the project to explore "themes of individualism, innocence and brainwashing" in a town called Autodale.


I'm A Mid-Afternoon Narwhal - Set Your Own Schedule


I'm a Mid Afternoon Narwhal by WinterWolfMedia

Most people are either early birds or night owls, but what about those of us who stay up too late to be up at 6 a.m. yet don't sleep all day? Well, according to this adorable t-shirt by WinterWolfMedia I'm A Mid Afternoon Narwhal, which totally explains it all. Afternoon Narwhals live life in the perfectly warm waters in-between morning and night, and we walk to the beat of our own drum way more than any early bird ever could so the Narwhal seems fitting. And while we don't gain very many members in our swim group we don't lose any, because mid-afternooning just makes you feel good!

Visit WinterWolfMedia's Facebook fan page and official website, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more perfectly geeky designs:

I Believe I can Fly Ferris Bueller's Day Off The World of Harry Potter (White) I'm Your Huckleberry

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Dogzilla - Kaiju Kartoon Show Go!


Dogzilla by Vahlia

The Land Of The Rising Sun wishes their artists had come up with Jake the dog because they're dead tired of being stomped into oblivion by Zillas and Ras so a stretchy dog would be a refreshing change of pace. They, like the rest of the world, agree that whenever it's time for Adventure the human Finn and the dog Jake are the duo to watch because they make TV viewing fun for our eyeballs. And if Jake did decide to stretch himself into a gargantuan kaiju form and take his frustration out on a city he would probably choose one on old Japan, because they have the most smashable building models on their sets!

Add some massively cool cartoon style to your geeky wardrobe with this Dogzilla t-shirt by Vahlia, it's the super fun way to show love for your favorite size of monster and your favorite cartoon show!

Visit Vahlia's Facebook fan page, then head on over to her NeatoShop for more ridiculously cool designs:

No Touchy Another Wiz' in the Wall Procaffeinate Relax Zone!

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Vindicators Tee - Crocu-Whaaaaaat?


Vindicators Tee by zerobriant

When heroes reach totally super cool status they live on forever thanks to all the merch created with their image emblazoned upon it, and after a while people forget whether those heroes ever actually existed at all. Remembrance for the fallen is funny that way, and since the Vindicators are such an oddbal bunch it's almost easier to think of them as fictional characters, so you won't feel bad wearing their image on a totally cool looking t-shirt!

Become the guardian of the cartoon vault by wearing this Vindicators Tee by Zerobriant, and set the schwifty night on fire.

Visit zerobriant's Facebook fan page, official website and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more geek-tastic designs:

Solenya And Prosper Amazonian Princess SEAL Team Ricks !

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Look At Me - The Tee That Smiles Back


Look At Me by Apgar Arts 

The Mee who seeks to become something they're not will surely go through many transformations, and Mee will see and feel many horrible things while they're picking out the perfect form. But those Mees foolish enough to seeks to become a t-shirt have a lifetime of horror ahead of them, as they're worn on a person's body while they sweat and exude fluids! Yes, fluids I say! How horrifying is that? These humans will also drop food on the Mee tee and may even wipe their face on the Mee tee so it can hold their sweat, snot and saliva for them, along with other unspeakable acts of wiping that happen when a person finds themselves up s#$t creek without any toilet paper...

Bring the Mee with you wherever you go by wearing this Look At Me t-shirt by Apgar Arts, it's the fun way to torture Mees and look stylish at the same time!

Visit Apgar Arts's Facebook fan page, official website and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more delightfully geeky designs:

One Punch Man The Animated Series Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles Lil Monster Girl Dr. Jones' Archaeology

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Tarbosaurus: I'm Very Loud! - Stego Stego What?!!


Tarbosaurus: I'm Very Loud! by Moona

Dinosaurs were most likely fond of making noise whenever they were out on the town strutting their stuff, and their voices must have been quite loud and forceful compared to our puny human voices. But how good was their hearing? Ever wonder about that? I do, just like I wonder if the Tarbosaurus had a booming bark or a screechy little scream, and if their voices kept them from becoming friends with their fellow Cretaceous Period critters. I bet they had one of the most annoying voices in DinoLand.

Let your shirt do all the talking for you by wearing this Tarbosaurus: I'm Very Loud! t-shirt by Moona, it's a fun way to share your love of dinosaurs with the world!

Visit Moona's Facebook fan page, official website and Twitter, then head on over to her NeatoShop for more dino-riffic designs:

Ankylosaurus. Est. 68 Ma Ago Be a Hero: Maasai Tarbosaurus. Body weight. Length. Height. Tarbosaurus. Est. 70 Ma Ago

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My Rapture Neighbour - Somewhere Under The Miyazaki Sea


My Rapture Neighbour by angdzu

A well-crafted character remains consistent and recognizable no matter the story or genre, and when one is cast as the supernatural defender and the other as a heroic human in a magical world the two must remain in their roles forever. When Totoro and Satsuke were transported from their pleasant and natural anime universe to a dark sci-fi world full of dark science experiments and wicked cool bio tech they thought the shock to the system might make them lose their cool. But the Big Daddy suit fit Totoro's defender role to a "T", and he found he didn't have to kill people as long as his Little Sister Satsuke was by his side!

Add some anime mashup awesomeness to your geeky wardrobe with this My Rapture Neighbour t-shirt by Angdzu, it's sure to make your fellow fans grin from ear to ear!

Visit angdzu's Facebook fan page and official website, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more mighty geeky designs:

Haters Gonna Hate! MIKEY - Pizzamind Chudori Cable's GYM

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John Carpenter's New Music Video For His 1983 Soundtrack To Stephen King's Christine

John Carpenter has been bringing our nightmares to life on the big screen since the 70s, but before he sat in the director's chair he sat in the recording studio and cranked out some killer tunes.

He created the iconic soundtracks for the Halloween films, Escape From New York and Big Trouble In Little China, and in his new music video John revisits the score he created for the 1983 movie adaptation of Stephen King's Christine.

(YouTube Link)

The music video for Christine was created to advertise John Carpenter's latest audio release Anthology: Movie Themes 1974-1998, which will be released by Sacred Bones on October 20th, just in time for Halloween!

-Via io9


100 Years Of Fashion: Women Vs. Men- Who Wore It Better?

Even though there are lots of male fashion designers and famous male models it's generally accepted that women are more stylish and fashionable and therefore wear clothes better than men.

But what does it mean to "wear it better"? Well, it means clothes look good on you whether they were made for your gender or not, and it means you can pull off some of the more daring and fashion forward styles without looking foolish.

As you can tell I'm siding with the ladies on the issue of Gals Vs. Guys- Who Wore It Better? presented in this 100 Years Of Fashion video by Glam, but take a gander at the styles from 1915 to the present and decide for yourself!

(YouTube Link)

-Via GOOD


Elon Musk Says We're Going To Mars, But What About The Cosmic Radiation?

Every able bodied person does important stuff many days out of the year, and some of us even spend time creating, innovating and educating ourselves in our own ways.

But the stuff we do is nothing when compared to the stuff Elon Musk does during one of his glorious days of Muskitude, so who are we to question him when he says we'll have manned missions to Mars by 2025?

But as this Commit Strip comic shows there's always at least one genius out there who thinks they know better than Musk and NASA combined, and yet he can't seem to move out of his mom's basement...

-Via StareCat


The Time Stevie Nicks Kicked Ass For A Photo Shoot

Stevie Nicks has always seemed like a pretty chill lady, and her rock star image was pretty tame compared to many of her contemporaries in the 70s and 80s.

But as mellow as she was Stevie had no problem pretending to kick ass when her Australian bodyguard Bob Jones asked her to pose for pictures for his self defense book aimed at women.

She showed up to the shoot wearing some free flowin' flower print number and platform boots, making the pics of Stevie Nicks fighting Bob Jones even more priceless.

Bob's book Hands Off! was released in 1983, and he should be proud of the photos whether sales of the book were boosted by Stevie's presence or not, because Stevie must have really liked him to appear in his book like that! 

-Via Dangerous Minds


Brilliant Coach - Ask Me How You Can Become As Fabulous As I Am!


Brilliant Coach by Flaming Imp

When you're brilliant at something you should be shouting about it while you walk about town, and you should definitely tell every person who makes eye contact with you just how brilliant you are at (insert thing here). And if the thing you're brilliant at just so happens to be coaching then you're in luck- because this Brilliant Coach t-shirt by Flaming Imp was made for a mega-awesome-supercoach like you, and it will help you get the word out about your fabulous future in coachery.

Visit Flaming Imp's Facebook fan page, official website and Twitter, then head on over to her NeatoShop for more delightful designs:

Smaug Bowling through time Cute Kawaii Cat Resist

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How To Make Packing Tape Ghost Sculptures

It's time to start prepping for Halloween once again, and as any good Halloweenie knows you don't need to spend a ton of money on props and decorations from the Halloween store to make a big impression on your neighbors.

Plus crafting stuff by hand is more fun than simply buying it, so this year you should make some really cool looking packing tape ghosts to haunt the front of your house instead of buying crappy cloth ghosts from the store.

Packing tape ghosts look really cool and super spectral, especially when they're lit up by LED lights, and they're surprisingly resilient and can withstand damp weather, so you'll be haunted by compliments all October long!

See How-To: Packing Tape Ghost Sculptures at Make:


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