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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Proves He Belongs In The Rhythm Nation

When Joseph Gordon-Levitt puts together a routine for Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation he remains in CONTROL the entire time, crushing it with both costume and performance while demanding the nasty call him Mr. Levitt.

This episode of Lip Sync Battle began with Anthony Mackie's energetic performance of MC Hammer's 2 Legit 2 Quit, which the judges seem to love, but then Mr. Levitt stomps in and completely steals the show.

(Fast forward to 2:00 if you just want to see Joseph Gordon-Levitt's performance)

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It's easy to see why they pay JGL the big bucks in Hollywood- he really knows how to get into character!

-Via Vulture


Son Goku & Kinto-Un - High Flying Fun


Son Goku & Kinto-Un by S3NTRYDesigns

In his younger days Son Goku loved nothing more than to spend his days flying around on his kinto-un, or nimbus cloud. The cloud made it easy for Goku to get away from jerks in a hurry, and also made it easy for him to get to those hard to reach places and search for the objects he desired- the mighty dragon balls! Master Roshi is probably regretting his decision to give the nimbus to Goku now, but what's a mythological warrior without his magical steed?

This Son Goku & Kinto-Un t-shirt by S3NTRYDesigns is made for every kind of DBZ fan, from those who have watched from the beginning to those who prefer their anime action super saiyan sized.

Visit S3NTRYDesigns's Facebook fan page, official website and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more geek-tastic designs:

Son Goku Old Fashioned Training Pika-Chu One Of Seven

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Kittybell Kettlebell - The Purr-Fect Way To Get Buff


Kittybell Kettlebell by Jasonyerface

Everybody's talking about their kettlebell training and how buff they're getting, but they're only hitting the gym that hard because they don't have any love in their lives. Truth is, if they spent their days lifting a fat purring cat onto their laps instead of repeatedly lifting weights over their heads for hours on end they'd probably opt for the kittybells and ditch the gym membership.

Start a new kind of exercise craze with this Kittybell Kettlebell t-shirt by Jasonyerface, is there anything a cat can't do to improve our lives?

Visit Jasonyerface's Twitter and Instagram, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more delightful designs:

Manny Size Matters Hunting For Boba Tea Coffee & Tea & You & Me

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Marilyn Monroe's First Nude Photos Have Been Revealed

Marilyn Monroe became known for a whole lot more than just her appearance in Playboy Magazine back in 1953, but she had no way of knowing she would become one of the most iconic Hollywood actors of all time.

So when she posed for photographer Tom Kelley back in 1949 she billed herself as Mona Monroe and posed for a nude pin-up that would become famous before she became a famous movie star.

This pin-up photo (and the unretouched full nude version) were used in the "Golden Dream" calendar printed around 1951, and when people realized the calendar girl was movie star Marilyn Monroe a few years later it became a big hit with the boys.

Marilyn posed for the picture out of pure "desperation" and was paid a measly $50 for the shoot, never knowing that it would become an important part of the Marilyn Monroe story.

See Marilyn Monroe's First Nude Photos Have Been Uncovered (NSFW) at Esquire


Bryan Cranston's Grown Man Boy Band Is Ready To Rock Your World

Those packs of singing and dancing dandies known as boy bands are played out, and even their younger fans' are tired of their choreographed routines, so their days are truly numbered.

But who will rise to stand in the spotlight where three to five teenage boys once stood?

Bryan Cranston, James Corden and Reggie Watts, that's who, and their Grown Man Boy Band  "M3N NOT BOYS" gives hope to all those middle aged men out there who want to be a teen idol.

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All kidding aside, I want to see more from this amazing trio!

-Via Laughing Squid


Adorable Slang Terms Used To Describe Sex Over The Last 600 Years

People generally use slang terms when they talk about sex in public, because it's considered "dirty talk" and therefore inappropriate for some ears to hear.

This tradition of using innocent sounding slang terms to discuss sex began long ago, and whether you call it making whoopee, bumpin' uglies or simply gettin' it on, chances are you'd rather use slang to talk about sex than speaking frankly.

mental_floss put together a fun collection of 31 Adorable Slang Terms For Sexual Intercourse From The Last 600 Years which includes these entries that are impossible to read without smiling:

2. Play nug-a-nug (1505)

4. Play at couch quail (1521)

8. Put the devil into hell (1616)

21. Play at rumpscuttle and clapperdepouch (1684)

28. Have one’s corn ground (1800)

Because nothing says sexy like having one's corn ground!

Read the rest of the 31 Adorable Slang Terms For Sexual Intercourse here


Vault Girl Fallout 4 - She's One Sweet Lookin' Spokesgal!


Vault Girl Fallout 4 by Vaiolet

The Vault-Tec folks were looking for a spokesperson to serve as the face of their latest underground habitats, but all they could find were slag faced Super mutants and scummy desperadoes. But then little Annie from Vault 111 walked into the room and wowed them all with her form fitting jumpsuit. The Vault-Tec folks loved her smile, which was warmer than midday in the Mojave, and they adored her hair, styled by a very gifted Mr. Handy she'd nicknamed Permie, but her derriere sealed the deal!

Bring some post-apocalyptic pin-up fun with this Vault Girl Fallout 4 t-shirt by Vaiolet, it's sweeter than Sunset Sarsparilla and sure to earn you all kinds of followers!

Visit Vaiolet's Facebook fan page, official website and Instagram, then head on over to her NeatoShop for more geek-tastic designs:

OctoPinup Tardis Pinup Cindarella

LittleRedPinupHood

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You're Sure To Have A Happy Holidays In These 25 Festive T-Shirts

True Meaning by Machmigo

There's no turning back now- the 2015 holiday season is upon us, and soon the gift giving bonanza will begin.

But there's good news for both givers and receivers- the NeatoShop has every kind of torso cover you could possibly need, from shirts for kids to tees and hoodies for adults to tiny dog tees for your furry friends.

And with thousands of designs to choose from, and more designs added every day, it's easy to handle your holiday shopping for less at the NeatoShop!

When the temperature starts to drop a few degrees each day

Droid To The World by DC Visual Arts

And the world becomes blanketed with white snow

Snowmen Hate Winter by FnC Works

People start getting together with friends and family to celebrate stuff

The Griffsons by Cart00nlion

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Little Reaper - He'll Be Your Escort To The Other Side


Little Reaper by Freeminds

To misjudge the power of the Reaper based on his size would be a grave mistake, but at least you can rest in peace knowing it will be the last mistake you ever make! The Little Reaper gathers souls that need guidance into the afterlife, shuttling spirits between the realms of the living and the dead with a little help from his black direwolf steed Mortis. Together they are tasked with keeping the spiritual balance, and although his purpose seems horrid the Reaper's not so scary after all!

Add some delightful darkness to your geeky wardrobe with this Little Reaper t-shirt by Freeminds, it's a wonderful design that's sure to blow their minds.

Visit Freeminds's Facebook fan page and Tumblr, then head on over to her NeatoShop for more geek-tastic designs:

Kitsune Little Red Riding Hood Collect Moments Werewolf

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There's A Fine Line Between Attractive And Creepy

Everybody wants to be seen as attractive to potential partners no matter what they say, and in the quest to find a likeable look people often take a wrong turn and end up in Creepsville.

Some think upping their physical game is the key to being seen as attractive, but then they get so buff they scare children, their muscles constantly rippling and dripping sweat.

Others think the secret to being seen as attractive is to maintain eye contact, hypnotizing their romantic target like a cobra hypnotizing its prey, but predators aren't sexy- they're scary.

Attraction also relies on face-to-face communication and body signals, so you should keep the texting to a minimum until you really know someone, or the next message you receive might be a restraining order!

Luckily illustrator Kat Fajardo and writer Will Stephen have created a colorful and easy to follow guide revealing The Fine Line Between Attractive And Creepy, so we don't have to come off as creepy anymore.


The Story Behind That Classic Photo Of Albert Einstein Sporting Sandals At The Beach

There's an iconic photograph of physicist extraordinaire Albert Einstein sitting on a rock dressed in shorts and open toed sandals, looking a bit like the original hipster.

This image has sparked the imagination of science nerds and Einstein fans for decades, and is often used in a "scientists have fun too" kinda way, but what's the real story behind this photo?

Turns out this is a snapshot of Albert at the beach wouldn't have happened without this guy:

His name is David Rothman, and he owned Rothman's Department Store in Southold, New York, where he sold Einstein a pair of "sundials":

In the summer of 1939, Albert Einstein spent his summer on Nassau Point, in Peconic, NY on eastern Long Island. My grandfather, David Rothman, was owner of Rothman’s Department Store in nearby Southold.

One June day, Einstein came into the store. Of course, my grandfather recognized him at once. He decided, though, to treat him just like any other customer.

“Are you looking for something in particular?” he asked

“Sundials,” Einstein said in his thick German accent.

Now, Rothman’s has always had a large variety of items—just about everything from housewares, to fishing tackle and bait, to hardware, to toys, to appliances. But no sundials. Not for sale, anyway. But…

“I do have one in my back yard,” my grandfather said.

He led Einstein—who seems a bit bewildered—to the back yard, to show him the sundial. “If you need one you can have this.”

Einstein took one look and began to laugh. He pointed to his feet. “No. Sundials.”

Sandals. Those, he had.

I'll say this about Einstein- he sure had some nice gams for a guy who spent his days theorizing instead of exercising!

-Via Dangerous Minds


10 Celebrities With Strange Hobbies

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It's hard to accept that celebrities are just like the rest of us, basically because nobody with that much money is just like the rest of us, but there's one way I believe we are the same- our hobbies.

Celebs may have more money to spend on their collections, but the drive to collect is something we share in common, and stars often collect the same silly stuff we do.

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Tom Hanks says the clackety-clack sound of old school typewriters speaks to him, so that's what he collects. Johnny Depp has a massive doll collection, which includes dozens of Barbies and a Lindsey Lohan doll complete with house arrest ankle monitor.

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But what's David Arquette up to at the top of the post? He's knitting his heart out while on vacation, which is only strange when you consider those are his official knitting shorts...

See 10 Bizarre Celebrity Hobbies here


Could You Bring Yourself To Kill Baby Hitler?

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It seems no story of time travel can exist today without mentioning the idea of going back in time and killing Hitler, which sounds like a good idea even though it's one mighty big butterfly to step on.

The theory has evolved to killing Baby Hitler, thereby eliminating the Nazi era from even happening and possibly preventing World War II altogether.

But this creates a new conundrum- could you kill a cute little baby, even if that baby would grow up to be one of the most notorious figures of the 20th century?

Jeb Bush recently said he'd have no problem killing Baby Hitler (actually, he responded to the question with an enthusiastic "Hell Yeah I Would!), but he's not a very good example of normal human morality.

Personally I think the time traveler vs. Hitler debate could be solved without any bloodshed by going back in time and buying Hitler's paintings, thereby legitimizing his art career.

Hitler the artist will be too busy drawing Disney characters and painting portraits of German Shepherds to bring the Nazi party to power, and thirty years later we'd spot him hanging out with Andy Warhol in SoHo!

-Via Know Your Meme


24 Of The Best Sarcastic Dialogue Options From Fallout 4

The dialogue options are one of the most enjoyable elements in the Fallout franchise, and the fact that your decision actually affects how characters treat and perceive you makes chatting both fun and functional.

But nothing beats those snarky sarcastic line choices, which were apparently made into a mini game of sorts in Fallout 4 as players must hit the X button as soon as the option comes on the screen to fire off a sarcastic remark.

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Fallout 4 is continuing the tradition of letting gamers play as a post-apocalyptic smartass, and as this video by OutsideXbox proves sarcasm is sweeter than Nuka-Cola when you're making friends outside the Vault.

-Via Geeks Are Sexy


Veteran Moved To Tears When A Letter He Wrote To His Wife During WWII Is Found

Precious mementos such as letters, trinkets and photographs are far too easy to lose during your lifetime, and when one of these beloved items is lost it leaves a hole in your heart that never heals.

Veteran Bill Moore was lonely and missing his significant other, just like most guys stationed overseas during WWII, and just like the others he made himself feel less lonely by writing his beloved Bernadean letters.

When Bill came home he married Bernadean, the letters becoming part of their love's legacy, but somewhere along the way one very important letter disappeared, only to reappear 70 years later in a thrift store in Colorado.

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It's amazing that something as easily lost as a love letter would be discovered so many decades later hiding in the sleeve of a record, I guess they didn't play that album very often!

-Via ViralThread


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