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This Video May Change The Way You Think About Channing Tatum

For some reason Channing Tatum makes a lot of girls and guys purr these days, but that's all about to change when you see him insulting an innocent little kitten on camera.

Here's the compelling evidence that proves Channing Tatum is a cruel, cruel man:

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Okay, so he was actually just insulting the kitten to promote his new movie The Hateful Eight on Jimmy Kimmel Live, but it still proves one thing- Channing Tatum holding kittens doesn't always equal sexy, no matter what fan art tries to claim.

-Via Vulture


This Funny Bunny Loves To Leap Into Leaves

Sometimes it's hard to tell whether a bunny is happily hopping about or freaking out, as the two can look mighty similar at times, but the playful pet rabbit in this video is clearly jumping for joy.

Her human Ian was cleaning out her cage when he discovered Bun Bun's love of leaves, which was thankfully captured on video so we can share in the joy.

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Here's the dirt on Bun Bun:

“I am da Bun Bun and I kill da leaves. All dem leaves!” Bun Bun is a rescue bunny, abandoned on a country road and left to fend for herself. She now has a loving home where she likes to run, play, graze on nummy clover and yes, destroy all dem leaves.

-Via Laughing Squid


The Bread Face Blog Is Giving The People Something They Didn't Ask For

There's a seemingly endless supply of strange videos online, and just when you think you've reached the far end of freaky something like the Bread Face Blog Instagram account comes along and proves you wrong.

Bread Face Blog isn't about bakery disasters, food sculptures or Powdered Toast Man, it's about an oddly adorable little woman smashing her face into different kinds of bread on video for our amusement.

Now before you completely write off Bread Face Blog consider this- with different lighting, a different song, and a different kind of bread in every video the preposterous possibilities are endless!

-Via Cheezburger


23 Celebrities With Amazing Hidden Talents

We often assume that actors are nothing but famous faces who memorize lines and look good on camera, but many actors are multifaceted individuals who enjoy doing a lot more than basking in the limelight.

Ex-NFL player turned actor/Old Spice spokesmaniac Terry Crews clearly enjoys hitting the gym when he's not on camera, but lifting weights isn't exactly a talent. However, painting photo realistic portraits is pure talent, one most people don't expect a muscle-bound ex-jock to possess.

Sometimes celebs get to show off their hidden talents in a project they're starring in, thereby secretly revealing their skills to the world.

Neil Patrick Harris got to do just that when he starred as the murderous magician Chester Creb in American Horror Story: Freak Show.

See 23 Celebrities Who Are Shockingly Good At Other Things here


Ryan Gosling Plays Santa's Biggest Fan In "Santa Baby"

Santa Claus is the symbol of Christmas, the larger-than-life bearded guy with two lists that keep kids in line and a team of magical flying reindeer who help him deliver presents to kids around the world in one night.

He was based on a real guy once upon a time, but his legend has become as bloated as his belly to the point where the only people who still believe all those Santa stories are really young children and the two Santa fans in this video.

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Ryan Gosling and Vanessa Bayer play the two people you'd least like to meet at a holiday party, especially if you're Santa Claus!

-Via Laughing Squid


Woman Posts Uplifting Story About Walmart Experience, Walmart Proves She's Lying

People like to use their social media accounts to talk about uplifting things that have happened to them, but for some reason those who post the most uplifting stories are often the saddest people you'll ever meet.

Case in point- Paige Yore from Pueblo, Colorado posted a story on Facebook about a cashier who hugged her after being yelled at by a customer, a cashier who then told Paige his mother had committed suicide that morning....except Paige made it all up.

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People started contacting Walmart about that poor cashier in Pueblo, so they reviewed the security footage to see what was going on and found that Paige's video, which had gone viral, was nothing but lies.

There was no hug, no angry customer, no cashier in distress over the loss of his mother, just sad Paige Yore sitting in her car making up a story meant to teach us an uplifting lesson.

The only lesson she truly succeeded in teaching us all- if a social media story sounds too saccharine to be true it probably is.

-Via The Daily What


10 Fan Theories That Will Change The Way You See Your Favorite Movies

Fan theories come in all shapes and sizes, from the minor flight of fancy about a favorite character to the major league franchise universe crossover, and while fun to read they rarely change the way we feel about our favorite movies.

However, when a theory is presented that truly makes sense, like the theory that the main character in The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride and Frankenweenie are all the same guy, we can't help but see those movies in a different light.

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Screen Rant put together a visual list of 10 Movie Theories That Completely Change Popular Films, it's worth watching for the awesome theory about the James Bond films alone!

-Via GeekTyrant


Servers Dish About The Most Awkward Dating Experiences They've Seen At Work

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Those who work in the service industry are exposed to different kinds of situations depending on where they work, and nobody knows how awkward dating can be quite like those who work in restaurants.

Servers are constantly seeing and hearing things from customers that are sure to be a source of embarrassment for years to come, and thanks to the interwebs we all get to dine on their awkward misery for free!

Servers took to Reddit to write about the worst dates they'd ever witnessed while on the job (contains NSFW language), and while they're not all bad, and a few are movie scenes being passed off as true stories, they should all make you feel better about your dating experiences!

Read 13 Servers Reveal The Most Awkward Dates They Ever Waited On here


Actors Who Were Surprisingly Almost Cast In Star Wars

The Star Wars movies feature such an iconic cast that it's hard to imagine seeing anybody else playing Han Solo or voicing Darth Vader, or in the case of the prequels, playing Mace Windu.

It's a sure bet Samuel L. Jackson's face comes to mind when you hear the name Mace Windu, but imagine a galaxy far, far away where Tupac Shakur played Mace.

It's a parallel casting choice, and probably wouldn't have improved the prequels, but at least he would've had his own hologram before he died!

As for the original trilogy, Han is Harrison, Harrison is Han, but how funny would it have been to see Kurt Russell blasting Greedo and giving Chewie a hard time?

It definitely would have changed the dynamic of the film, but not as much as if Darth Vader had been voiced by Orson Welles!

Welles was Lucas' first choice, but he went with James Earl Jones because he felt Orson's voice would have been too recognizable. Sometimes it's good to be picked second!

Read Actors You'll Never Believe Were Almost In Star Wars here (contains NSFW language)


Delightfully Quirky TV Commercials Directed By Wes Anderson

Wes Anderson has one of the most distinct visual styles in Hollywood, and it's easy to tell when he's behind the camera because shots start looking more symmetrical and characters become more charming.

Although he's known for his films Wes has also directed over a dozen TV commercials, often dragging some big names from Hollywood along for the ride:

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Many of his commercials look like the company paying for the ad said "Here's some cash, give us the full Wes Anderson" which he always delivers in a most delightful way, like this homage to movie smart cars for the Hyundai Azera:

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See 13 Awesome And Quirky Commercials Directed By Wes Anderson at mental_floss


Some Of The Most Savage Things Grandmas Have Said To Their Grandkids

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Some people become more timid and introverted as they get older, their fear of the world growing by the year, while others grow bolder and more brazen, feeling like they can do or say anything due to their advanced age.

They are the old folks without filters, the grandmas who gave up editing their thoughts before spitting them out long ago, and sometimes the things they say really stick with you.

BuzzFeed asked their Community to share the most things their grandmothers have ever said to them, and they received some rather hair-raising responses:

My brother came out as gay to my grandma and she said, “I knew girls weren’t going to like you from the beginning.”

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I was painting my nails one time, and my grandma leaned over and said, “That’s a nice shade of whore red.” Then walked away.

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My (very Catholic) grandma told me she hopes she dies before I get married so that she doesn’t have to attend my secular wedding.

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Read 21 Savage Things Grandmas Have Actually Said here


There's Still Time To Give The Gift That Keeps On Giving- A NeatoShop T-Shirt!

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Holiday shopping mania is in full effect, and those who still have gifts to buy are starting to scramble to buy them all while there's still time.

But you don't have to run around town to bring home the greatest gifts, just head to the NeatoShop and grab tees or hoodies for all the special people on your list!

Whether you're looking for something totally specific

You Go Glen CoCo! by Oneskillwonder

A tee that will make everyone laugh

Angry Elf by Fishbiscuit

Or something out of this world, the NeatoShop is the one stop shop for the greatest wearable gifts!

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Catalonians Really Know How To Have A Crappy Christmas

The holiday we know as Christmas has been celebrated for centuries by many different cultures, but nobody has a crappy Christmas quite like the Catalonians.

They introduced a strange and stinky new element to their holiday traditions, one that many other cultures would find too crass for Christmas- poop.

Poop factors in to a few Catalonian Christmas traditions, including putting out El Caganer (The Crapper), a figure of a man defecating that is often put in with the standard Nativity set, like the giant example above.

Many modern Caganer figures are made to look like characters from pop culture and celebrities, here are a few crap-tastic examples:

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There is also a cuter (yet just as crappy) tradition of putting out the Tío de Nadal (Christmas Log), also known as the Caga Tío (Crapping Log), which stands on two legs and has a painted on smiley face.

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Kids are told to feed the Caga Tío every night so he can crap out candy and presents on Christmas Eve, after the kids beat it with a stick and order it to defecate with an adorable song:

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So if you're having a crappy Christmas (but not in the fun way) take a note from the Catalonians and embrace the crappines of the holiday season and surround yourself with things that make you smile!

Read more about The Turd Related Christmas Traditions Of The Catalonians here


Norman Reedus Bit By Fan At Convention, Posts Perfect Response On Instagram

Norman Reedus has survived all sorts of post-apocalyptic peril as Daryl Dixon on The Walking Dead, but recently he had to contend with a stranger danger he'd never faced before- a feral fan.

While attending the Walker Stalker convention in New Jersey Norman was bit by an overzealous female fan who clearly has a hard time telling real life apart from that undead utopia featured on the show.

She posted this response on Instagram:

I lost my mind...got so excited standing beside him...& just turned my head and bit him! I don't know what came over me.

The "attack" took Norman by surprise, turned the internet into a hotbed of discussion about fans taking fandom too far, but in the end Norman had the perfect response to post on Instagram:

 

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-Via GeekTyrant

http://geektyrant.com/news/norman-reedus-perfectly-responds-to-that-walking-dead-fan-who-bit-him


Florida Man Eaten By Alligator While Hiding From Police

Let this story serve as a warning to all criminals on the run in the great state of Florida- if you're gonna run from the law and try to hide out until the whole thing blows over choose somewhere safe and dry.

This seems like common sense, since wet and deadly are hardly ideal conditions for someone trying to save their own skin, but for some reason stupid criminals on the run in Florida often end up in a swamp, lake or pond.

Here's why you should stay dry- a burglar named Matthew Riggins was running from cops in Brevard County, Florida when he decided to hide from their K-9 units in a Barefoot Bay Pond, where he was killed by an alligator.

The body was discovered ten days later, but a Fish & Wildlife Conservation Commission trapper had to be called in to deal with an aggressive alligator guarding the body.

The gator was euthanized and Matthew's body was recovered,  and an examination of the gator found chunks of human flesh in it's stomach. The coroner confirmed the gator had killed and eaten Matthew Riggins, drowning him first like any other prey.

-Via Esquire


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