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The Family That Dances Together Dies Of Embarrassment Together

The holiday season is drawing to a close, and with the big '16 finally upon us we're taking inventory of all the greatest stuff shown to our eyeballs in 2015, including lots of great videos.

There were tons of cute animal videos, some amazing stunts and death defying scenes, and then there was this video of the Orgill family busting a move.

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The Orgill's Christmas dance for 2015 was set to Justin Bieber's version of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town", which may make your ears bleed, but they look good dancing to any old song, so feel free to load up your own soundtrack while you watch!

-Via Country Living


Guy Beats Fallout 4 Without Killing Anyone

The world of Fallout is full of death, destruction, and morbid humor based on the post-apocalyptic setting, where humans are basically up Rock Creek without a paddle.

Every game in the series contains a few quests that are seemingly impossible to beat without killing a character, so how does a pacifist survive in that dog eat Dogmeat world?

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According to the guy who achieved the seemingly impossible, Kyle Hinckley aka The Weirdist, the key is to create a character with such a high Charisma score that enemies would rather turn against each other than attack the character.

Kyle's unprecedented, and completely documented on video, no kill run has revealed another layer of complexity that even Fallout 4's game director Todd Howard didn't know about.

Read more about the Guy Who Beat Fallout 4 Without Killing Anyone here


Woman Witnesses Fatal Car Accident, Continues To Eat Her Pizza

Big cities breed apathy like nowhere else on Earth, and the longer someone lives in a major city alongside millions of people the more cancerous things they're exposed to.

Here's an example of big city apathy in action- a woman walking down the sidewalk with a slice of pizza witnessed a car hit a pedestrian about ten feet away from her...then walked off eating her pizza, seemingly unfazed by what she's just seen.

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The woman's strange reaction was captured on video by a security camera, seemingly unmoved by the fact that she was only a few feet away from being hit by the car herself. That must be some mighty tasty pizza!

-Via DNAinfo New York


Ten Strange New Year's Traditions From Around The World

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New Year's Eve falls on December 31st for those who go by the Gregorian calendar around the world, and every nation has their own way of celebrating the arrival of the new year.

Some traditions are ancient and steeped in superstition, others are more modern adaptations of old ways, but to me the stranger the tradition the better!

1. In Ecuador They Burn Effigies-

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In Ecuador it is traditional for people to burn effigies of their enemies on New Year's Eve, to destroy the bad energy from the previous year and start the new year off with a clean slate...on which to write names of new enemies.

Nowadays, people burn effigies symbolizing more than just their enemies, but I'm not sure what burning poor SpongeBob SquarePants is supposed to signify...

2. In South Africa They Throw Old Appliances Out The Window-

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South Africans carry on traditions they brought to Africa with them from Europe, including one smashing good tradition they share with the Italians of throwing old household goods out the window.

It's not uncommon to see old appliances and furniture being thrown out of windows in Johannesburg, signifying it's time to throw out the old and usher in the new. Depending on who gets hit with flying furniture they may be ushering in a new lawsuit!

3. In Peru They Pick Three Potatoes-

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After the Peruvians are done beating the crap out of each other for Christmas during the Takanakuy ceremony they prepare for New Year's Eve by buying some potatoes.

They hide three potatoes under a chair, one fully peeled, one partially peeled and one unpeeled, then choose one at random.

This potato is meant to be a forecast for the new year, with the skinless signifying no money and the unpeeled signifying prosperity.

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HAN BROWN - The Interplanetary Peanut Gallery


HAN BROWN by Fernando Sala

Han and Chewie always dreamed of a simpler life, one where they could lie around all day eating peanuts and counting stars, but the war had other plans for their crooked lives. Smugglers don't get involved in dangerous intergalactic wars as a rule, but being the only human on board the Falcon makes Solo do some stupid things. But now that he's embroiled in the battle, and squarely on the Rebel's side against the Empire, Han can't help but hope for a future full of lazy days...

You don't have to be named Charlie to appreciate this HAN BROWN t-shirt by Fernando Sala, it's the perfect attire whether you're soaring across the galaxy or sitting down to watch your favorite movie series.

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DEADLY TACOS CHEESECHOSIS ADVENTURE GYM- JAKE VERSION SUPER MERC MOUTH

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Bad Girls Go To Arkham - Harley Is A Clown's Best Friend


Bad Girls Go To Arkham by Ursulalopez

You can't blame a girl for falling in love with a guy as dashing and debonair as Mister J, but it's hard to believe Harley has gone so far down the rabbit hole in such a short time. It's safe to say she was a few cards short of a full deck from day one, and that Joker merely made something surface that probably would have surfaced anyway given the proper trigger. But anyone who met Miss Quinzel before she went batty for Bats can see she's one little girl lost in a sea of madness and murderous mischief...

Share your favorite mugshot with the world by wearing this Bad Girls Go To Arkham t-shirt by Ursulalopez, it's truly one of Gotham P.D.'s greatest!

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Ninja Spirit- Donnie Agrabah Nights Will Grow As A Hero A Hero Selfportrait

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Super Pipelord - He Has Eaten All The Mushrooms!


Super Pipelord by RebelArt

When you've got a clog in your drain you call a plumber, but when you've got strange alien beings pouring out of a pipe you've gotta call a Doctor! The Doctor will make all of your alien problems go away with a wave of his sonic screwdriver, disposing of adipose and wiping out weeping koopa angels like a superstar. His mere presence is enough to make those super bros. Mario and Luigi consider quitting their day jobs and signing on as the Doctor's companions, too bad he's not looking for a replacement for Rose just yet...

Isn't it about time you added a super powered sci-fi mashup to your geeky wardrobe? Bring home this Super Pipelord t-shirt by RebelArt and become a hero to all your fellow fans!

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Timelord Soft Walker Jedi Knight Are These The Droids You're Looking For

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Team Redpuff Boys - Pint Sized Heroes Still Pack Powerful Punches


Team Redpuff Boys by Prime Premne

The citizens of Hell's Kitchen sleep soundly knowing those three super guys in the red suits are on patrol, ready to use their powers to smash the scumbags and superstars lurking around the city. But there's a new force of evil calling the shots in the Kitchen, a crime kingpin with the mojo to make dreams come true...and nightmares too. But as long as the Spider, The Devil and the Pool of Dead keep taking the fight to that dark man of mystery no crook will dare to call Hell's Kitchen home.

Add some heroic color to your geeky wardrobe with this Team Redpuff Boys t-shirt by Prime Premne, it's one swingin' design!

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Future Kombat Immortanlands Savage Lil Horrors Battallia Megalozordus

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Alchemist Transmutation - That Little Guy Is Elric?!


Alchemist Transmutation by Bomdesignz

Two boys embarked on an adventure that began with the death of their mother and ended with the very definition of humanity being altered forever. Alphonse and Elric garnered quite the reputation during their journeys, and not always for good reasons, but in the end their discoveries helped move the art of alchemy forward by leaps and bounds, which could also be seen as a bad thing depending on who uses this forbidden knowledge. However, the two seem to have faith that the State will do the right thing by the people, and if they can still have faith after all they've been through who are we to argue?

Add a little anime magic to your geeky wardrobe with this Alchemist Transmutation t-shirt by Bomdesignz, it's the safest way to cast a spell on your fellow Fullmetal fans!

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Last Dragonborn Bounty Hunter How To Become A Superhero The Good Yellow Deathly Symbol

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LUMINOUS BEINGS - Don't Force The Feeling


LUMINOUS BEINGS by ALIENBIKER23

We are all luminous beings, connected to the energy known as the Force, and it is our job to keep the light and dark side of that energy in balance. However, achieving this cosmic balance is much harder than it seems, because there are always misguided people working for the benefit of the flesh instead of the sake of the soul. But those who wish to control the Force powers growing within them, and those who truly wish to save their worlds from utter destruction, must become attuned to the luminous being residing within the crude matter that is their physical body. Only then will they unleash the true power of the Force...

Celebrate the wisdom shared by a little green alien puppet with this LUMINOUS BEINGS t-shirt by ALIENBIKER23, it's one to grow on!

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BOBA FETT DESERT FIGHTING KYLO REN IMPERIAL CAMPAIGN FIGHTING PHASMA

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Run Donut, Run! - Get That Jelly Filled Belly Jiggling!


Run Donut, Run! by Dooomcat

A lot of people start the New Year by making a resolution to lose weight, which they then quickly forget about as images of delicious food products dance around in their minds. It's supposedly uncool to walk around with a belly filled with jelly, but when some fried dough brings you far more happiness than an hour spent on the treadmill who are we to ignore the call? Eating in moderation is probably the best advice a potential dieter can receive, but when you're faced with a dozen delicious donuts ready to be devoured all bets are off!

Celebrate the breaking of another New Year's resolution with this Run Donut, Run! t-shirt by Dooomcat, it's sweet and funny and sure to put a smile on people's faces.

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Red Pocket Pal Bear Pile Pocket Aberration

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Fudge Flake Fractal - Rendered By Winter


Fudge Flake Fractal by Henry Segerman

They say every snowflake is different, comparable to a human fingerprint, but when the snowflake in question is created using a fractal algorithm it's possible to create billions of different flake shapes the human mind perceives as completely different than one another. Does this make them any less special?

Walk in a winter math-magic-land with this Fudge Flake Fractal t-shirt by Henry Segerman, it's the scientifically appropriate way to celebrate the winter chill.

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Fibonacci Modulus Figure 8 Knot Five Tetrahedra Figure 8 Knot Complement

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A Knight Of Ren - The Dark Side's Rising Star


A Knight Of Ren by Shamus Beyale

To some Lord Vader was a fanatical leader and a heavy handed force choker, but to Kylo Ren Darth was an inspiration. His helmeted head inspired fear in even the most steadfast supporter of the Imperial campaign, but Kylo saw it as the cutting edge in star style. Commanding an army came natural to Vader, while Ren will have to curb his maverick ways to become the true leader the Empire needs, but both men have a knack for using the Force to wage war in the most brutal ways possible.

Declare your allegiance to the Dark Side's rising star with this A Knight Of Ren t-shirt by Shamus Beyale, it's one super sharp looking design!

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King Of The Monsters Spiked Lizard Way Of The Open Palm

Terrible Claw

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Tatooine Tours - See The Dune Sea By Sandcrawler!


Tatooine Tours by Cory Freeman Design

If you want to visit a lush, green forest full of cute little bear people and quaint tree house lodges then you're headed to the moon of Endor, have a fun trip! However, if you're one of those beings who likes their trips more gritty and dangerous, and you don't mind sucking sand all day or facing off against the occasional Tusken Raider, then Tatooine is the adventure planet for you. The inhospitable surface conditions of Tatooine make it hard to wage war there, so Rebels seeking solace can find some peace and quiet in among the sandstorms. Heck, on Tatooine you can be the star of your own rebellion, and nobody will question your cause or leadership!

This Tatooine Tours t-shirt by Cory Freeman Design proves you visited that Jawa infested planet and got nothing but a lousy t-shirt!

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T-65 X-Wing First Order Hero Snowtrooper Mordor Dark Ale Rebel Scum: A-Wing Pilot

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This Crawl Space In San Francisco Can Be Yours For Only $500 A Month

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I'm sure you've heard stories about how San Francisco is quickly catching up to New York in terms of cost of living and overinflated rent prices (the prices in the illustration above are for one bedroom).

However I think even the most desperate renter wouldn't be willing to pay $500 a month to live in this crawl space.

A post appeared on Craigslist advertising this crawl space as a rental property, which was quickly removed because it was probably just a joke posted by a San Franciscan with a knack for crafting social commentary.

Here's how the original post read:

With rent skyrocketing in San Francisco, desperate times call for desperate measures and we recently came up with the idea to rent our crawl space out to cash strapped young San Franciscans.

We aren't going to sugar coat this, as you can see by the photos, this is a basement crawl space and the ground is un-even. My roommate Neil has agreed to help out and level off the dirt crawl floor and we have some scraps of rug to throw down. There is a decent amount of room for a mattress and night stand and you can keep a dresser in the garage. You will be able to run an extension cord into the crawl space for light and the garage provides decent heat for those chilly SF nights or feel free to bring in a space heater. 

About You:
Since you'll have access to our bathroom and kitchen, we don't want any slobs! It would be great if you were also in tech so that we can talk shop but that is not a deal breaker, perhaps you are a founder still looking to get that seed round and this is all you can afford!

We'll be hosting an open house this weekend to pick our next crawlspace housemate!

Sadly this sort of thing has happened for real in New York, so it's only a matter of time before somebody tries to rent out every square inch of their home in SF.

-Via The Daily Dot


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