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The Sorting - This Is How House Slytherin Does Halloween


The Sorting by Raffiti

Jack had always known he lived in a magical kingdom, and Halloween Town was far more magical than most because everyone in town was a supernatural creature straight out of a nightmare. But nobody in his Town had any grasp of the magical arts, so when the Hogwarts Academy of the Arcane Arts asked if they could build a satellite school in his Town he nearly lost his head with happiness. Jack had always dreamed of being a full blown wizard, and he knew that moldy old sock Oogie Boogie would never have the discipline or mind power to become a wizard. But when Mr. Skellington was presented with the Sorting Hat to help him discover to which house of magic he belonged he knew he'd underestimated Oogie Boogie's grasp of the magical arts...

Bring home the most magical mashup ever made with this The Sorting t-shirt by Raffiti, it's a perfect way to show love for two of your favorite flicks at the same time!

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The Real Six Pack Precipocket Bah-Na-Na Infinut

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Mummy Cat - It's How Our House Pets Do Cosplay


Mummy Cat by IdeasConPatatas

When kitties want to find a costume to wear to a fancy dress party they don't go to the stores, because they're not allowed to travel that far, and they don't order stuff online because cats can't have credit cards. So what they do instead is go searching around their human's house for something they can use as a costume, namely towels, boxes, piles of trash and rolls of paper products. While paper towels work best for wrapping yourself up at night to keep warm they don't work very well as a mummy costume, and nothing beats the feel of quilted two-ply tp wrapped around your furry little limbs...it's a purr-fect fit!

Celebrate your love of cats and their wild imaginations with this Mummy Cat t-shirt by IdeasConPatatas, it's an adorable way to scare up smiles wherever you go!

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Dark God Rises Robot Detector Leaf Mane King Indiana Potter

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Jokes On You - Ha-Ha, Very Funny Guys


Jokes On You by Fanfreak

Bruce regained consciousness and picked himself off the swampy floor, his cape in tatters and the smell of fresh paint stinging his nostrils. He called out for Robin, having momentarily forgotten that the boy was now gone thanks to a certain clown's deadly vendetta, and the pain of remembrance helped him shake off the cobwebs. The Bat had been out on patrol last night, hunting for the Joker but instead encountering his sadistic girlfriend Harley, and things had gone south when the chemical neutralizer in his cowl had malfunctioned, allowing Quinn's gas to take hold. He looked himself over to see what he was missing and realized that his utility belt was gone, and Harley had written something on his back in spray paint...

Celebrate your favorite caped crusader's fight for justice with this Jokes On You t-shirt by Fanfreak, it's the stylish way to show the Bat you've got his back!

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Space Goodbye Ghostly Power Cheeky Pirates A Heart's Love

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Don't Feed After Midnight - Easy Instructions Are Often The Hardest To Follow


Don't Feed After Midnight by Ed Harrington

The Mogwai don't come with instruction manuals, and they're not as easy to care for as one might assume, so don't bring one home unless you're willing to assume responsibility for their actions. Like most little critters they will often want to do the opposite of what's good for them, and although they will steer clear of water whenever possible they're munchie machines who have no grasp of time. So it's up to you to make sure your Mogwai stays out of trouble, or face the green skinned gremlin consequences!

Educate the world about the proper handling and usage of a Mogwai with this Don't Feed After Midnight t-shirt by Ed Harrington, it's the stylish way to help prevent a gremlin based apocalypse.

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Drinking Problems That's Not Honey Battle Cone Of Shame Eterniaconda

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Starkiller - Bond's Newest Adventure Is Out Of This World!


Starkiller by Ninjaink

James Bond had taken care of any and all hostile targets on Earth so he set his sights on the stars and flew away to another world to continue fighting for freedom from the shadows. As soon as his ship touched down on a planet called Tatooine he realized that the trick spy gear Q had given him would be virtually worthless here, as the Empire's forces were heavily armed and armored. So he devised a long term plan that would get him geared up and deliver him to the heart of the operation at the same time- take out a stormtrooper, then assume their identity...

Get geared up for the Bond film we'll sadly never get to see with this Starkiller t-shirt by Ninjaink, it's a heroic way to show love for that war in the stars and agent 007 at the same time.

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King Of The Firehouse Wok This Way Super Zero Bros

Chozen

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Family Issues - Homer Definitely Has A Dark Side


Family Issues by Ddjvigo

Luke thought he had family problems until he connected to a satellite from some corporation called Fox one day and found out the truth. He watched some yellow people from another war torn planet called Springfield bicker amongst themselves, the father/star Homer often physically choking his son Bart with his bare hands like a barbarian. This scene changed young master Skywalker's life, and he swore to try and make things better between him and Daddy Darth, if only he could get him to take off his helmet and talk about his feelings...

People will get all choked up when they see this Family Issues t-shirt by Ddjvigo because it will either remind them of their own family or of how much they like Simpsons mashups!

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Violence Z-Men Drunk Rhapsody Starry Wars

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Eat The Rude - Can You Taste The Freshness?


Eat The Rude by Kgullholmen

Hannibal Lecter may be gone, but his legacy of fine dining using only the freshest, locally sourced ingredients lives on in the form of the Lecter Supper Club. The LSC, as they jokingly call it after a few too many glasses of chianti, has taken the lessons taught by Lecter and turned it into a social circle full of very satisfied customers. Hannibal was kind enough to teach founding members how to butcher and prepare long pork, how to identify an organ worthy of inclusion in a haute cuisine course, and how to identify when the herd needs to be thinned out a bit because they have a bad attitude...

Show the world you have impeccable taste with this Eat The Rude t-shirt by Kgullholmen, it's a delicious way to make your fellow fans grin like maniacs, and may even get you invited to more dinner parties!

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Kraftnerd Better Call Mike Flux Power Knowledge Is Power

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Wade WilsInception - Stare Deep Into My Mask's Eyeholes


Wade WilsInception by Grafx-Guy

If you stare into Wade's eyes for too long you're liable to feel a bit queasy, but that's because of his horrifyingly scarred face and not because he's a master of hypnotism. However, he did have a dream one night where his eyes started swirling and everyone who met his gaze fell under his spell, but that probably had more to do with being horny than hypnotism...

Pool up your cash and bring home this mind-bending Wade WilsInception t-shirt by Grafx-Guy that's sure to knock your fellow DP fans dead! (Figuratively, of course, because this shirt will do no harm...)

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Hail Minions! Cookie Wookie Roy's Tears House Sir Robin

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22 Breathtaking Facts About Glamour Shots

When mom wanted “a nice picture” of us back in the late 80s and 90s we had to get all dressed up and sit for a portrait shoot at a department store like Sears or J.C. Penney, or a photo studio like Boyd Anderson.

We put up with the dorky picture session to please our parents, but not-so-secretly the cool kids (mostly girls) really wanted to get their picture taken at Glamour Shots.

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This mall portrait studio phenomenon started in Dallas back in 1988, but by the 90s they had a location in seemingly every mall in America, and kids who didn't have a Glamour Shots pic felt left out.

Part of what made Glamour Shots so popular were the style consultants who helped you pick from one of six style categories:

“1. Spontaneous; 2. ‘Can't wait to be touched;’ 3. Tailored; 4. Elegant; 5. Bold; and 6. Other. Please describe.”

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I'm guessing this lady chose number six and said "Give me the DEVO".

Read 22 Glamorous Facts About Glamour Shots at mental_floss


Now You Can Watch The Titanic Sink In Real Time

If you think the movie Titanic was way too long just imagine how excruciatingly boring it must have been to float atop a chunk of wood and watch the ship actually sink in real time.

On second thought, the survivors were probably far too busy trying to stay alive to be bored so never mind.

But if you've ever wondered what it would have been like to watch from a safe distance as the Titanic sank then you'll appreciate this video from Titanic Honor And Glory.

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In it we see all two hours and forty minutes of ship sinking madness, with added text that tells us what's happening on board the ship as this simulated tragedy plays out.

-Via Laughing Squid


Amazing Footage Shows Kurdish Fighters Take Out A Suicide Bomb Truck

Military operations in Syria have been tricky because the enemy (mostly ISIS) love to play dirty and fight sneaky, using the element of surprise to ensure their explosive payload inflicts maximum damage.

The enemy forces also love to use civilian vehicles, as well as brainwashed civilians, so our guys don't see the suicide bombing coming.

But when friendly forces (Kurdish fighters) manage to intercept and eliminate an armored truck full of explosives driven by a suicide bomber before they can do any damage it's an awesome thing to behold.

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So does this squad of Kurdish fighters have their own cameraman or what?!

-Via Boing Boing


Sleazy Tabloid Asks For Cleavage Pics, Gets The Trolling They Deserve

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When you act like a scumbag you should expect to be treated as such, and therefore when you ask for naughty submissions online you should expect the trolls to come crawling out from under their bridges.

Sleazy British tabloid The Sun Tweeted a request for women to send in their “cleavage snaps”, promising a 1k prize and acting like they didn't know the internet would troll them up real good.

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It's hard to tell what people are thinking when they ask for online submissions nowadays, and we must assume they expect to be trolled when they openly act like perverts.

But there's no way The Sun's social media person could have foreseen known they would fall in love with one of the entrants.

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See This Tabloid Asked For Boob Pics And Got Masterfully Trolled here


BAT OF GOTHAM - He's Not Laughing Anymore


BAT OF GOTHAM by ALIENBIKER23

The days of the NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa and the Batusi are sadly long gone, and nowadays the Bat has to be a tough man with a rock hard chin you could strike a match on. There's no room for humor or gregariousness in the Dark Knight era, because the rogue's gallery are playing for keeps these days so there's no time for dancing or witty quips. But what the heck happened to Robin? Last time we saw him he was wearing a ridiculous suit of armor with nipples on it, is that really the last cinematic memory of Robin we want to be left with?

Evolve your superheroic sense of style with this BAT OF GOTHAM t-shirt by ALIENBIKER23, it's the super way to start conversations about the good old days versus the brutal new version of the Bat.

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THE FIGHTING SCAVENGER The Wait Is Over! JANGO BOY KEEP CALM AND KILL THE RESISTANCE

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Orange Yarn Cat - Nothing Is Safe From A Pet's Imagination


Orange Yarn Cat by Dooomcat

Cats have a very active imagination, and even though we can't speak felinese we can kinda guess what they're thinking about when they're playing. When they chase after mice it's like they're playing cops and robbers, and when they attack the feather on the string they're practicing for beach volleyball season. But when they go after something that has variable modes of play, like a ball of yarn, it's easy to imagine they're trying to be like those super powered beings on the pages of the comic books their owners always leave lying around. And as the ball of yarn unravels they pretend to be a massive being capable of unravelling the world...

Show your love of cats with imagination by wearing this Orange Yarn Cat t-shirt by Dooomcat, it's so funny people will marvel at your unique sense of humor and so cute it's sure to earn you some fans!

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Super BFFs 2 Poke Bath Super Childish Puffcicles

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Versus - Fighting Will Get You Nowhere Fast Fellas!


Versus by Zerobriant

Man, it seems all the superheroes in the world are at odds these days, and the versus films and storylines just keep rolling out. When are they going to learn that working together is the only way to rid the world of evil forces and make countries like America great again? Of course, this bickering and battling is a reflection of our society as a whole, with Cap battling to retain his privacy and Supes representing the immigrants who immigrated to our land seeking a better life. Is your heart made of iron, Mr. Stark? Do you no longer remember what it's like to be an outsider Mr. Wayne?

Bring the battle to your everyday life with this Versus t-shirt by Zerobriant, it's the fresh way to fight for your right to be geeky!

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One Bad Day Away Bane Rhymes With Pain Knuc-Kles Lord Of The 80s

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