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The Lovecraftian Man - Sometimes Science Is Maddening


The Lovecraftian Man by Dr Simon Butler

The Great Old Ones were making themselves at home on Earth well before mankind walked around acting like they owned the place, and even though they're dormant today their impact on the planet will always be felt. Now if anyone tells you we're descended from these otherworldly beings they're wrong, because the Great Old Ones see humans as far too inferior to become hosts for their genetic seed. But they've influenced the develoment of human civilization from the very beginning, and their power over us is absolute!

Share some real (fictional) science with the world by wearing this The Lovecraftian Man t-shirt by Dr. Simon Butler, it's the squid-errific way to pledge allegiance to Cthulhu and may help you avoid being devoured.

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One Is All, All Is One - The Law Of Equivalent Exchange Ain't No Joke!


One is All, All is One by adho1982

Alchemists learn early on that their alchemical pursuits are dangerous, and can result in the death of anyone involved, so they tend to go it alone. But Alphonse and Edward didn't know any better when they first started studying alchemy- and their ignorance cost Alphonse his body and Edward his arm. So whenever you wonder about why alchemists are so bad at making friends and tend to travel alone think about the Elric brothers and know that alchemy is best practiced as a solitary art, so your loved ones don't get caught in the middle...

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Christina Aguilera Is Almost Unrecognizable Without Makeup

Christina Aguilera has always worn a lot of makeup when performing on stage, and when I say a lot I mean so much she often makes clowns feel like their faces aren't painted enough.

This thick layer of makeup has become a signature part of Christina's stage persona- and it has made her nearly unrecognizable without makeup. Here she is appearing au naturale in a cover shoot for Paper Magazine:

It's strange that someone so beautiful feels the need to wear so much makeup all the time, but it probably helps her avoid the paparazzi when she goes out in public as her unpainted self!

-Via Bored Panda


"Modern Lost Dreams": The Connected Children Of Kristian Jones

Some people feel the modern world is no place to raise a child, while others see the next generation as just what humanity needs to dispel the darkness and bring light to the world once again.

But no matter how you feel about kids in the modern age you've gotta admit- the kids featured in British illustrator Kristian Jones' artwork are a bit odd.

Maybe it's because their parents let them plug in to digital devices way too early, or maybe it's because they live in a strange retro dystopia full of laser beams, cameras and people too busy staring at screens to keep an eye on those kids.

Whatever the reason behind the bizarre behavior exhibited by the kids in Kristian Jones' artwork one thing is certain- they're cool customers even though they dress like squares!

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The Best Of Cartoon Box

Cartoon Box is a cartoon show that's basically an animated comic strip, with each joke and punchline delivered in short order so you don't have to sit around waiting for the laughs.

But because Cartoon Box shorts are so short you've gotta view them in chunks, so you can gobble up as much of the hilarity as you want before you're done watching 'toons for the day!

(YouTube Link)


This Music Video Turns Your Favorite Childhood Board Games Into Wriggling Nightmares

Board games don't have a soundtrack unless you're playing one of those VCR board games with a video you have to watch while you play, but if the games from our youth did have a soundtrack it would sound nothing like the song in this video.

In fact, PLAY by SebastiAn sounds like the soundtrack to an old school video game, but the video features animated squiggles doing all sorts of strange things to our favorite childhood board games.

PLAY feat. SebastiAn from Dent de Cuir on Vimeo.

-Via Digg


Unknown Dark Legends Of Japan

It's no wonder Japanese creators come up with some of the most creative and bizarre characters and stories in pop culture considering their mythology is so darn strange and interesting.

But as original and creative as Japanese myths are they also contain many elements and themes you'd recognize from other myths, such as the snake-haired monster and the curse doll.

The Japanese version of a voodoo doll was made of straw and constructed to inflict a curse upon someone:

We all know the now famous movie trope of the ‘voodoo’ doll, but accounts in Japan show us of a type of straw doll used for cursing a person. To make one, create a small straw figure, then write the name and age of the target on paper and insert it into the doll. Next, draw a face on a separate sheet of paper and fix it to the figure.

At night, visit a sacred space and find an old tree, then with an iron crown on your head (which holds three candles), wait for the hour of the Ox – this is similar to our own ‘witching hour’ but the time is actually between 1:00 and 3:00 a.m. At this time, nail the doll to the old tree and your curse will manifest itself on your victim.


The Japanese version of the Gorgon myth involves reflections and shadows revealing the truly monstrous nature of a person:

It is said that the real intentions of a lady can be shown by her reflection and shadow. A gentleman who wishes to know the mindset of a woman should watch her reflection in a mirror, and if the beauty he observes in the reflection is actually a hag with writhing snakes for hair, her heart is impure, and a relationship with her would be catastrophic.

Likewise, if two women appear to get on in polite conversation then check their shadows: if both shadows display angry snakes in the hair, each trying to bite at each other, then know that the women actually hate each other, in truth, even though their conversation is polite.

Read 10 Unknown Dark Legends Of Japan at Toptenz


Rick And Morty + Run The Jewels = Music Video Perfection

The future of Rick and Morty is in jeopardy, as the nefarious scoundrels at Adult Swim have yet to renew the show for a fourth season, but neither Rick nor Morty are letting their unknown future get them down.

They're too busy starring in a kickass music video for the kickass Run The Jewels song "Oh Mama" and proving they've got a very bright future as music video stars. (NSFW language)

(YouTube Link)

-Via VICE


I Bought Everything Advertised To Me In One Day

In an advertiser's paradise consumers would buy every single product advertised to them every single day of the year, but as we all know advertising and marketing aren't that effective and don't make people buy with abandon.

But if ads worked they way advertisers wish they would it would look something like this Good Mythical Morning video, as Jordan buys everything advertised to him and charges it all to Rhett and Link's corporate credit card. Advertising FTW!

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It's Everybody's Business

Economy schmeconomy and Capitalism schmapitalism, amirite? Now depending on how you reacted to that statement you're either passionate about Capitalism and your country's current economic state or you don't give a damn, and frankly it's okay to feel either way about these financial matters.

But we're not here to argue- we're here to watch an old timey cartoon show about Capitalism, more specifically a "Corporate Cold War-era cartoon linking Bill of Rights to free-enterprise ideology" from 1954.

And despite how it may seem It's Everybody's Business isn't boring at all, especially when viewed with 21st century eyeballs.

(YouTube Link)


The Unauthorized Adaptation Of The iTunes Terms And Conditions

Whenever you install and use iTunes you're forced to agree to Apple's user agreement to continue, a lengthy document that is essentially just a long-winded way for Apple to cover their butt.

I've never read this entire document, and chances are neither have you, but illustrator Robert Sikoryak has and somehow it inspired him to create a comic book version of that ridiculously long legal document.

Robert rendered his "unauthorized adaptation" of the iTunes Terms and Conditions in the style of many famous cartoons and comics, from the Simpsons to Peanuts to Dick Tracy, and his graphic novel is making people actually want to read the document!

-Via VICE


Playing The Burning Piano

Elton John is one hell of a showman who wows crowds with his stage shows while playing hit songs like "Candle In The Wind" and "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road", but imagine how much more dazzling his stage show would be if he played a flaming piano!

There's no way an audience would forget seeing Elton play "Tiny Dancer" while his piano burns away to a pile of ash, and there's no way you'll forget seeing James Nelson play his flaming piano either- because he really cooks on those keys!

(YouTube Link)

-Via Digg


Spill That Tea - One Hot Steaming Cup Of Conversation Coming Up!


Spill That Tea by Kellabell9

Whenever the world seems chilly, and people treat you like you're an unwanted part of society, you know you can pour yourself a steaming hot mug of self respect and spill that tea with your community. They say gossip is a bad thing, and that it leads to hurt feelings and resentment, but people have been gossiping since the very beginning and the gossip has only brought people closer together. And in this time of social struggle when people must continually fight to be accepted as they are it can be quite nice to dish with people who get what you're going through, so spill that tea and let the gossip unite your community!

Get people talking wherever you go with this Spill That Tea t-shirt by Kellabell9, it's a fun way to show love for the gay community and get people to open up to you at the same time!

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Solo Horizon - I Know You Love It!


Solo Horizon by Kempo24

Han was used to riding solo, he was used to being alone with his thoughts and a walking carpet to cuddle up with when the galaxy felt colder than usual, but then he met Leia and suddenly solo wasn't an option anymore. She brought out the goodness in him, turning that rogue into a ravishing romantic, and the solo became a duo who shared their love with the stars above. Suddenly it didn't matter how many wars they'd fought in, or how the odds were stacked against them, because they knew their love was a force to be reckoned with- and time would forever be on their side...

Show some love for your favorite space opera smuggler with this Solo Horizon t-shirt by Kempo24, it's a fun and interesting way to take your favorite sci-fi hero with you wherever you go!

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Calcifer Patronus Empire Horizon Witch Please Devil It's Cold Outside

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Ride Me For Luck - A Never Ending Source Of Hilarity


Ride Me For Luck by Hillary White

Normally shirts that say prompt people to sit on you, ride on you or otherwise engage in physical contact with you won't get you much love from the intended target, but this Ride Me For Luck t-shirt by Hillary White will get you all kinds of love wherever you go. That's because it contains the power of Falcor, the luck dragon, so people won't be able to resist the urge to see if Falcor's good luck rubs off on them like it did Atreyu. And in this never ending story we call life luck is something we could all use a bit more of, especially those who are stuck eating rocks when they'd rather be munchin' on delicious sammiches!

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