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BEER! - There Are No Bad Days When Your Days Are Full Of Duff!


BEER! by Firebeard

After you've lost your identity by playing a character so long you can't imagine a day going by where you don't dress up in costume and schill for your corporate overlords you start to really appreciate beer. Beer helps you get through the day, beer helps you forget every day and beer goes great with everything from tacos to donuts, and for Duff Man beer is the only good reason to get out of bed. Duff Man has had a pretty rough couple of years, what with the liver transplant and the death of Duff Dog on the same day he was dumped by Duff Girl, so needless to say Duff Man is pretty jazzed to be working for a beer company right about now. Yay beer!

Wear this BEER! t-shirt by Firebeard to your local watering hole and watch how people smile as they drink in your sweet new shirt. It's not Duff beer approved, but it's the next best thing- Duff beer unapproved!

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The Moes on Abbey Road Beatlebusters "I Bring You Love!" Shun

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Batsy's Sirens - You Have The Wrong Number, There's No Charlie Here


Batsy's Sirens by Aaron Morales

They'd already committed many crimes together across Gotham, and their friendship extended well beyond their villainous careers, but nothing brought them together like the Bat. He was their reason for living, their worst enemy and deepest love, so when he sent them all a cryptic note telling them to meet up in a detective's office and await further instructions they all showed up. Then they heard The Bat's voice over an intercom on the desk and their hearts began to race- why was the Dark Knight calling them Sirens and prepping them for a mission? And which one would he invite to the Governor's Ball? Before they knew it they were doing investigative work for the Caped Crusader and loving every minute of it, acting like perfect angels because they felt like they were on an episode of The Bat-chelor and vying for that rose...

This Batsy's Sirens t-shirt by Aaron Morales won't help you solve the mysteries of love or why those Sirens are all so sweet on The Bat, but it will help you meet your fellow Bat-fans!

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The Rat's Pack X-Fiction I Want YOU to Solve a Mystery or Rewrite History Notorious Mu-fa-sa

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Bat Romance - 'Til Suicide Or Firing Squad Do Us Part


Bat Romance by NibiruHybrid

Negan and Harley probably would make some kind of psychotic love connection if their universes ever collided, two sickos bonding over a bat. For the quackers Miss Quinn a baseball bat only recently appeared in her armory, but the shadow of The Bat has been haunting her for years. But Negan fell in love with his bat Lucille early on, when he noticed the look people get in their eyes when they see him bashing someone's head in with his barbed vampire bat. So I wonder how the inanimate queen of the Saviors would feel if Negan dumped her for some clowny chick in skanky clothes? She might fall into the hands of another survivor, perhaps a former sheriff with a grudge against Negan...

Show the world what crazy in love looks like with this Bat Romance t-shirt by NibiruHybrid, it's a funny way to break the ice with your fellow fans and it will make you look like a total knockout!

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The Cat With The Bat Shred Head Stranger Jedi Leo Turtle Merc Sketch !

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Pees (Peace) On Earth - I Didn't Know Galactus' Real Name Was Calvin?!


Pees (Peace) On Earth by Captain RibMan

When an intergalactic being sets its sights on conquering planet Earth it typically does so to exploit our planet for its resources or to enslave humanity and use us as slaves. But Galactus is an intergalactic being of immense size, with an even more immense appetite, and he sees Earth as only one thing- food. Thankfully Galactus doesn't go number one or two where he eats, so we don't have to worry about the image above coming true before our planet is destroyed, but in a way that fact makes it even worse. Because at least we would know what's coming if Galactus peed on Earth first!

Add some crude comic attitude to your geeky wardrobe with this Pees (Peace) On Earth t-shirt by Captain RibMan, it's the funny way to spread Galactus awareness wherever you go.

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Logan's Fun-Run from Carrousel to Sanctuary The Smuggler Guardians Shirt COEXIST - SciFi

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Button! - A Talking Raccoon Chasing A Dancing Tree...Now I've Seen Everything


Button! by Dooomcat

Well, it looks like our favorite bunch of a-holes are coming back to battle strange alien baddies and make the galaxy feel safe again, but as usual we all know who's going to steal the show- Groot. He can only say one word, but his dance moves speak volumes, and with some help from his furry buddy Rocket that little alien tree is going to save us all from a summer full of the same old plots in a sea of mediocre movies. That is, unless he pushes that button and wipes us all out first...

Get dressed up for movie night with this Button! t-shirt by Dooomcat, it's the hilarious and adorable way to show the world Groot and the Guardians have run away with your heart!

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Magical Friends Totomon Wrong Pocket Spirited Friends

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I've Got Books - Resistance Against Ignorance Is As Easy As ABC


I've got Books by ursulalopez

All that "some day my prince will come" garbage has cluttered the minds of young women who think they'll have a better life if they marry into royalty. But Belle will be the first to tell you that happiness ain't all about money, social status or ruling the lives of others- because happiness comes from within. That's why she is such a fan of reading, because she knows that filling your mind with useful knowledge and the lessons taught by our favorite tales is way more valuable in the long run than any amount of riches could ever be. Plus you have to be smart if you want to be independent in this world full of ignorant brutes and boorish beasts, so instead of pining for a prince you should persist, educate yourself and keep hitting those books!

Show the world what a strong woman actually has on her mind with this I've Got Books t-shirt by ursulalopez, it's the animated way to promote intelligence and battle alternative facts the fun way- by reading a book!

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The Glitch in the Ghost Princess come first Like no Otter No droids

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It's A ME-OW, Mario! - Suddenly I'm Craving Squid Sushi...


It's A ME-OW, Mario! by Harebrained Design

When Mario puts on one of his animal themed suits he usually just wears it to help him get through a level then he takes it off and goes back to being plain old Super Mario, but something changed in him when he put on the Neko (Cat) Suit. Suddenly he felt frisky, had an appetite for seafood, and wanted to sharpen his claws on every piranha plant he came across. His friends thought maybe the suit had been cursed by a Koopaling's magic so Luigi put it on- and felt nothing more than an overwhelming urge to relieve himself in a litter box...Looks like Mario's just a big kittie at heart!

Suit up for some super bros fun with thsi It's A ME-OW, Mario! t-shirt by Harebrained Design, and gamers are sure to grin with delight everywhere you go!

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Til Death Do Us Purr Game Over Man Wand and the Wizard Shreddered Wheat

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Pigtor Who - He Certainly Is A Stylish Little Fellow


Pigtor Who by Piggie Parodies

I've heard that time travel can have an odd effect on human physiology, but Time Lords are supposed to be immune to these effects- so who the heck is this guinea pig, and why is it in control of The Doctor's Tardis? Perhaps this is a cruel trick being played on us by The Master, or maybe The Doctor has decided to adopt a pet and the Tardis is watching the little guy for him? Whatever the case, there's sure to be a spectacular story behind the appearance of Pigtor Who!

Add some silly critter style to your geeky wardrobe with this Pigtor Who t-shirt by Piggie Parodies, it's the adorable and funny way to make Whovians, and Piggie fans, smile wherever you go!

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PIG... Skilled Wheeking A Pig Insane King Pig Snoop Piggy Pig

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Full Moon Freakout - This Ain't Your Grandma's Monster Mash!


Full Moon Freakout by Gimetzco!

All those groovy ghoulies out there know what it's like to howl at the moon while having a full blown freakout fiesta with their fellow creatures of the night, but all those non-hairy, non-scaly and non-fanged people out there are missing out. There's nothing better than letting your freak flag fly high while you're surrounded by like-minded monsters who have embraced their dark side. And even though they'll never know the thrill of crawling out of a crypt at the crack of dusk or transforming into a hideous monster right before someone's eyes they're welcome to join in on the fullmoon freakout fun- so long as they don't mind donating a couple of pints of blood to the cause....

Get geared up for monster movie night with this Full Moon Freakout t-shirt by Gimetzco!, and let the world know that you're the kind of lycanthrope who likes to get loose!

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Xeno's Den Tiki Lounge Skull Island Helicopter tours loyal order of robot monster

Ugly 13

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The Struggle - No Wonder Edward Is So Stinky


The Struggle by Ed Harrington

For some of us every day is a struggle- a struggle to fit in, to feel loved and an uphill battle just to get things done so we can go to sleep feeling like we've accomplished something besides our basic human functions. So it helps to know that many characters have to struggle even harder than we do to get through their day, and at least you can wipe your butt without cutting yourself to ribbons! Edward, on the other hand, was given scissors for hands by a creator who thought he was doing the poor guy a favor, and now he'll never know what it's like to pick his own nose, pop a zit or wipe without making himself bleed...

Make your fellow Burton fans smile wherever you go with this The Struggle t-shirt by Ed Harrington, it's a funny way to show Edward that you feel his pain without literally having to feel his pain!

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Cookie Purge Grateful Before Christmas FINALLY! Don't Feed After Midnight

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Wild King Cobra Politely Drinks From Water Bottle

King cobras have a bad reputation, and the mere sight of them makes many people squirm in their seats, so if they saw a king cobra dying of thirst they'd probably say "good riddance".

But the animal lover in this video is from Southern India, where people have learned to live alongside king cobras despite their deadly bite. So when a thirsty king cobra came up to the animal rescue worker looking for a drink he calmly gave the snake some water from a bottle.

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From the video description:

The video - shot in Southern India - shows a daring wildlife rescue worker offering water to the snake.

The 12 feet long cobra was rescued from a village in Kaiga township - where it has strayed, apparently looking for water.

Some parts of southern India have been hit by drought, making water scarce. Wildlife officials say the drought has severely affected wild animals in the region.

So when the team of rescue workers found the cobra, the first thing they did was to offer it water.

-Via Mashable


I'll Murder Everything You Love - A Cat-Astrophic Plot To Rule The World


I'll Murder Everything You Love Cat by Tobe Fonseca

Cats act all cute and harmless as they rub themselves against our legs and purr with happiness while sitting on our laps, but if the internet has taught us anything it's that cats are great actors- and they want to rule the world. They figure the best way to do that is by murdering everything we humans love, so whenever we bring great new furniture, new curtains, or awesome new pets into the house the cats set their plan into action. And as they destroy our stuff and kill our other pets they sit back and watch their humans melt down, knowing those hairless apes are one step closer to being ruled by the kittehs...

Show the world what your cat is really up to while you're at work with this I'll Murder Everything You Love Cat t-shirt by Tobe Fonseca, it's sure to make your fellow cat fans smile and nod in agreement!

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The Best Vacation Reading Book Camping I Love To Kill Cat Traveler Tourist Tower of Pisa Bear Italy Ill Never Let You Go Bear Love Cat

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The Triple Parker - He Paints Whatever A Spider Can


The Triple Parker by Scott Neilson

Peter Parker was never much of an artist, and even though he's a gifted photographer his drawings used to look like something a third grader would scribble out in art class. But after being bit by that radioactive spider he has become a man with spidery abilities, and a byproduct of these abilities and having spiderlike agility and grace is he's suddenly a really good painter. Like Norman Rockwell good, which he found quite surprising, but he was even more surprised by how much painting self portraits helped him put his superheroic life in perspective. I mean, why avenge, revenge and detain when you can just let the bad guys bust themselves? Did I mention this art phase lasted about two days?

Wear a geeky work of art wherever you go with this The Triple Parker t-shirt by Scott Neilson, it's the marvelous way to show love for that swingin' spider guy!

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Greetings From Paramonia Temple Raiden Electronics Spideys Nightmare Watch Your Language

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Readers Gonna Read - Don't Hate On My Attention Span, Man!


Reading Pun Humor by happinessinatee

Most of the time haters just hate because they're jealous, and when a hater is hatin' on you because you read books it's probably because they're either illiterate or braindead! Because readers are gonna read, whether fans of alternative facts give them guff every day for living that reader's life or not, and love of the written word isn't something humanity is likely to lose anytime soon. So ignore those haters who stare at their screens all day and crack open a book, so your mind can wander to places much better than this!

Shut down those dodos who can't bear to crack open a book with this Reading Pun Humor t-shirt by Happinessinatee, it's the highly legible way to say "I'm a book lover, and I can read you from a mile away!"

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Sarcasm Loading Funny Joke Panda Bear is happy Retro Snow Mountain Van Beer Love

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YOLO X 9 - Livin' Life Like It Ain't The Last One


YOLO x 9 by Bomdesignz

There's a reason they used to call trend setters "hep cats"- felines are the clawing edge and the most fashion forward of all domestic animals, and while humans say cool stuff like "YOLO" and swear they mean it cats live that YOLO life nine times over and DGAF. It's like they ooze cool, and even when they're laying around licking themselves or batting at a ball of yarn we can't help but be like "man, that is one cool ass kitty!" Of course, that FTW attitude often comes with a price, and since some kittehs would love to watch the world burn they really don't give a rat's behind about our stuff!

Add some kitty kool to your geeky wardrobe with this YOLO x 9 t-shirt by Bomdesignz, and watch people purr with delight when they see you in your new shirt!

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Z for Zelda Glorious PC Gaming Master Race Kaiju Free kisses

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