How could the author miss the Blizzard of 1978 from the Boston area down to Connecticut?
I sledded off of my ROOF during that blizzard. Traffic was backed up on Rt 128 for miles with people stuck in their cars. 27 people killed. Military vehicles were called out. People cross country skied through Boston.
https://www.boston.com/news/history/2018/01/29/photos-blizzard-1978/

Everybody knows donkeys can't dunk. It must be torture for the poor animals.

Anything to escape being a lawyer.

April, I hear Betty designed the space shuttle, discovered Unobtainium and proposed a viable flat tax bill all on her own.

Awesome! I still think Pip or Kitteh would be more apropos.

Wooooooooooo ow.

Cola, the hat and the moustache would seem to indicate otherwise.

Oh, and I would like them back when you're done with them.

KTHANXBIE

Babies ate my Dingo - I agree 100%

I like that alot.

Looks like more than one baby.

I gotta admit, I grew up with the Time Life Science and Nature libraries. They gave me a huge head start, but I didn't have to study, so as ass on as I did, I started doing poorly until I learned how to study. Key points, I guess.

Ohhhhhhh. Geez, I was going to get Brenda's name tattooed across my back, but it appears he has bested me. Oh, Brenda. It looks like we were never meant to be.

Sigh.

Freaking awesome.

Finally, golf gets interesting.

Also, "one of the yelled".

"One of them" would be better.