Oh, this map has completely forgotten the Holy grail of rude and akward place names; Finland.

from this list: http://www.sci.fi/~alphabet/paikka.html

Ala-Lemu = Down stink
Ala-Mulkku = Lower dick
Hevonperse = Horse ass
Hevonvittu = Horse's pussy
Hiljaisten miesten laakso = The valley of the quiet men
Homeperseensuo = Mold ass swamp
Isomulkku = Big dick
Jalanluiskahtamavaara = Slipping foot hill
Keskimulkku = Middle dick
Kissanpiiskaajankuja = Cat whipper alley
Kivesjärvi = Testicle lake
Kiveskylä = Testicle village
Kiveslahti = Testicle bay
Kivesvaara = Testicle hill(mountain)
Koirankyrpäoja = Dog dick ditch
Koiransellaisenoja = Dog "it" ditch (could also be translated as Dog "you know what I mean" ditch)
Kristiinanpillu = Kristiina's pussy (was a name of local fountain...)
Pallivaha = "ball" wax
Paska-avenue = Shit avenue (locals named it like this because the road started from waste treatment plant)
Perseavenue = Ass avenue
Peräsuolijoki = Rectum river/Rectum intestine river
Viheltävän vitun aapa = The swamp of the whistling pussy
Vitunviruttama-aapa = The swamp that has been soaked wet by pyssy (difficult to translate beacause of the synonyms of word "viruttama/viruttaa", but I chose the funniest for you :) )
Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsijänkä = Impossible to translate(dunno, if even the locals know what it really means?), name of a local bar/swamp area at lapland, see: http://www.thestar.com/life/travel/2011/04/29/the_8_craziest_names_for_cities.html