A portable pocket sand worm squeezer for when you want a little spice in your life.
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Original string cheese maker.
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An antique tongue piercer. Because people were tougher back then. Now everything's stainless steel tools. Buncha crybabies...
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So, the first 10 countries are places that have snow and colder climates. Figures. I would love to live in a colder climate than a stinking hot one. Louisiana - which I moved to 5 yrs ago - is a prime example of awfully hot weather. The heat index is 110 degrees for at least 6 months out of the yr. All people do is sweat, run from house to car to store and back and all are air conditioned. No one goes outside just to enjoy the weather (unless they go to the beach). Watch out for fire ants, too. Oh... to be back in Massachusetts where there are 4 seasons in the yr.

They just couldn't stop with the hotdog in a bun, could they.

I would love to have a list of those films in that clip. I know about 2/3s of them but some I have never seen. Would you happen to know the Titles, Miss Cellania?

A male armadillo chastity cup. Very effective.
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Pharrell's latest hat that was confiscated by the TSA while trying to board a plane.

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The Tin Man's nipple guard.
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Oh! Thank you! This momma dog clearly loves her pups and it's a joy to see. Thank you!

Australian Shepherds are sooo smart. I have a mini Aussie. They love to 'herd' things. If they have no sheep then stuffed toy animals will do just fine. I'm not sure if it's a specific trait to Aussies but mine never begs for treats. The other dog - my red Russian Pom - is a yappy lil beggar dog but my Aussie is quiet and patient and always watches and observes what's going on. That lady's a lucky one to have that many good dogs.

An antique whack-a-whiffle mallet originally found in Chuck-E-Cheese restaurants back in the 80's. It never really caught on because whiffle balls didn't have a good enough weight to them when you smacked them. They changed over to Whack-a-moles shortly after.
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NO! There should be TWO eggs. AND strawberry jam. Grape jelly's for Canucks. sheesh!

First I got Sonny Nelseem. So then I put that name in the 'name wrecker' and got Sorley Nicheems. I tried that again, thinking maybe this could just go on and on but it brought me back to Sonny Nelseem. But I never could get back to my real name. Darn you, Travolta!