How about a little shock treatment? Just enough juice to shock the bears mouths so they will stop biting the cans? Nothing lethal, just very uncomfortable and unpleasant enough to make it undesirable. Or not.

Perhaps it might be better to send us to other sites that don't demand you must accept their cookies, subscribe to their sites or give them your email and other personal information in order to read their articles. I don't like that game of coercion in order to read their articles. Not gonna happen to me. Come on, Neatorama, surely you can do better than this?

2001 is a movie I really dislike. Placing it as #1? sheesh. I was enjoying reading the list all the way to the top until... It's boring and list makers love to put 2001 at the top of their lists the same way Citizen Kane is lauded and placed at the top of other lists. Maybe I'm just too grumpy today but I believe the list would be better placing that movie lower down on that list.

Grilled cheese sandwich with ripe tomato slices and crispy bacon. And a nice bowl of hot tomato soup and some basil leaves and sprinkle of parmesan cheese. yum

My dad raised chickens and decided he needed a rooster. Master Cockburn took an instant dislike to my dad and would peck him whenever he entered the chickenyard. One day my dad's in the chickenyard and he bends over to pick up his glove that he dropped. Master Cockburn sees his chance and clamps down on my dad's privates. My dad screams, turns around quickly, dislodging the bird from himself and takes his booted foot and kicks the bird right in the chest. The bird lived. When he used to crow it sounded like "ER ER ER ER ROOOO! After that kick he sounded this way: ER ER ER ER *cough, cough, cough*.

Puggs looks a lot like my old Maine Coon cat Clarence Ralph - C.R. for short. Named him after a boy I had a crush on in high school. My cat weighed 30+ pounds. He was a biggun with a head wider than my friend's dog's head. Very impressive! Anyway, good on you, Puggs.

Unless I missed the icon it's unfortunate there is no closed captioning for this video. While I have partial hearing loss, I depend on closed captioning when watching videos/films/tv shows that have people whispering or talking very softly. Also need CC for any Stevie Nicks' songs, especially with Tom Petty. There, I said it.

I've watched this a few times and I still laugh. Good job, John.

That hammock sling shot device sounds like fun. Mrs Winslow's teething syrup makes me wonder how many kids OD'd from it. Although living with chronic pain makes that tonic sound mighty good.

I wonder, where I would find the mystery section?

Thanks for the warning, Alan.Well, so I didn't read the article, at the risk of being repetitive, I will say that Julianne Moore's children's book "Freckle face Strawberry" just got banned curtesy of trump's chumps. I had no idea freckles were such a threat to our youngun's. My dog is Genny Freckles. Perhaps there may be an issue regarding my dog soon to come?