Cow needs to learn some manners. If I can teach my hyper rescue dog to sit quietly and eat gently from forks and spoons there, surely, one could train a cow not to demolish a kitchen.
I am so loving the graphics on this graham cracker box. I rarely buy graham crackers but I would buy a box of crackers if the box looked like this one. Two colors on the box, please, plus a white background/base color.
What about an acid bath with a directional spigot to deter dish-washing 'peekers' that like to open the door to see how clean the dishes are getting? Maybe they could branch out and install a spigot for ovens, too? No souffles will go flat from peekers with an acid spray aimed at your face from your built-in spigot sprayer. Especially useful on children, FYI.
"You won't even recognize your dishes after a single brief cycle through the most vigorous dishwasher ever assembled." Truth in advertising. You won't 'recognize' anything left inside because it will just be ceramic shards and twisted metal. But, on the good side, you won't have a 4 hour wait time.
How about a little shock treatment? Just enough juice to shock the bears mouths so they will stop biting the cans? Nothing lethal, just very uncomfortable and unpleasant enough to make it undesirable. Or not.
Perhaps it might be better to send us to other sites that don't demand you must accept their cookies, subscribe to their sites or give them your email and other personal information in order to read their articles. I don't like that game of coercion in order to read their articles. Not gonna happen to me. Come on, Neatorama, surely you can do better than this?
2001 is a movie I really dislike. Placing it as #1? sheesh. I was enjoying reading the list all the way to the top until... It's boring and list makers love to put 2001 at the top of their lists the same way Citizen Kane is lauded and placed at the top of other lists. Maybe I'm just too grumpy today but I believe the list would be better placing that movie lower down on that list.
Grilled cheese sandwich with ripe tomato slices and crispy bacon. And a nice bowl of hot tomato soup and some basil leaves and sprinkle of parmesan cheese. yum
My dad raised chickens and decided he needed a rooster. Master Cockburn took an instant dislike to my dad and would peck him whenever he entered the chickenyard. One day my dad's in the chickenyard and he bends over to pick up his glove that he dropped. Master Cockburn sees his chance and clamps down on my dad's privates. My dad screams, turns around quickly, dislodging the bird from himself and takes his booted foot and kicks the bird right in the chest. The bird lived. When he used to crow it sounded like "ER ER ER ER ROOOO! After that kick he sounded this way: ER ER ER ER *cough, cough, cough*.
Puggs looks a lot like my old Maine Coon cat Clarence Ralph - C.R. for short. Named him after a boy I had a crush on in high school. My cat weighed 30+ pounds. He was a biggun with a head wider than my friend's dog's head. Very impressive! Anyway, good on you, Puggs.
Maybe they could branch out and install a spigot for ovens, too? No souffles will go flat from peekers with an acid spray aimed at your face from your built-in spigot sprayer. Especially useful on children, FYI.