First of all get rid of the stairs and put in ramps OR (OMG!!) have escorts help people up onto the stage.
Next - Lose those tiresome song and dance numbers and poorly executed segments of people bantering with each other about nothing.
Third - showcase the nominated people in 2 minute clips from their movie so we can see how they performed their craft and why they deserve an award.
Fourth and probably the most important thing to change is the time alloted to their speeches. Give them a full 5 minutes to have their say. They don't need to use all that time but I really hate it when they start playing them off with music while they are in mid sentence.
Finally, have all the winners assemble on the stage at the end of the show so we can see all of the winners together.

Having just been in the hospital twice this past month for kidney stones this is very good news! Lemon in my water? Coming up!

I'll bet that your big foot photos will still be blurred and grainy looking.

I would love to know what sort of molding plastic he uses.

Happy birthday candles from long ago.

Well, that may be but there was a kid in my high school who could burp really loud...

My dad was a master beekeeper and president of SEMBA (south eastern Michigan Beekeeper Association for a number of years. He loved his bees almost to an obsession. There are so many ways for honey to be tampered with. The worst honey on the market comes from China and India because of contamination and questionable additives. In the US the fda allows honey to be cut up to 50% with corn syrup and it doesn't have to be put on the label. The words "natural" and "real" on honey labels mean nothing. Actual real honey will crystalize when the temperature gets cold enough and real honey will never go bad. Many jars of honey in grocery stores will never crystalize because they may be cut with corn syrup or they were heated too high and the nutrients in the honey were killed off and it won't turn to sugar. Your best chance of getting honest to goodness, untampered honey is to buy from your local beekeepers.Also: honey is a natural antidote to bee stings. It takes the pain away immediately - I know this first hand. It is also useful for burns on your hand/arm.

I can fold a piece of paper into a box which then goes into a waste paper basket. That's the extent of my paper folding skills. This man must have the patience of Job. Very impressive!

No. Just no. The stuff of nightmares. Next they will make it talk to you in your S.O.'s voice. uck

That Borg picture would have been really terrifying if it had a MAGA hat on. Just sayin'...

My Scottish grandmother (and I) had a fear of being buried alive. There is an unproven theory that such a fear is so strong that it can be imprinted genetically and passed down through subsequent generations (assuming an ancestor had that happen to them). My grandmother insisted that when she died she was to have a mirror placed under her nose to ensure that she was truly dead. I want a cremation and I hope they make sure I've really left the building before they strike that match!

Beautiful insects! I wanted to take a screen shot of one of these photos for my desk top but was unable to do it. Bummer.

So which guy in the photo is the winner?