They see me rollin', they hatin'! At least he proved that a snowmobile is not necessary for the descent.

What's scary is that a creature that took millions of years to evolve can be wiped out in a few decades by humans.

Will Hitachi increase the chocolate ration?

Brilliant speech, but the audience laughing implies that they didn't believe him. And so it goes - wash, rinse, repeat. Thirty years from now, some of those students will be saying, "I wish I had listened to him."

No longer a need use a flash on upskirt cameras! What a time to be alive.

Taken from http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/ and illustrated.

Wouldn't have thought one of the most valuable artifacts on the planet would have been given to Red Green to fix.

Glad to see that double-rainbow guy can afford a Disney cruise.

"Because she's a girl." So, if the roles were reversed, it would be all right? So much for gender equality.

"Time is money" might explain why my $100 package was left in the snow, at night, at the end of my 150' country laneway where anyone could steal it. They never attempted to come to the door. Costco said they are not supposed to do that.

If you want a necklace that looks like the cat threw up on you, go for it!

I always thought Altrocker was well done:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq4NfHZkXtA

I may be wrong, but I think this was done in the 1980s... http://www.mediafire.com/listen/zym8f3u3do5j8is/Ebola.mp3