If you want a necklace that looks like the cat threw up on you, go for it!

Wait til someone installs a couple of magnets in backwards. Could be a sticky situation!

Rick Mercer's "Talking to Americans" did a similar thing years ago. Google it if you want to be amazed/depressed, depending on which country you're in.

The engineer in me first thought they were using a multi-turn pot to adjust the lamp. No such luck.

Seeing as my dad was once a victim of #12, maybe these warnings *are* necessary!

I always thought Altrocker was well done:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq4NfHZkXtA

Just re-use the cyclists sweat, like the stillsuits in Dune.

Seeing as "can't" is missing an apostrophe, they should have stopped after "We". Or maybe just never begun.

I may be wrong, but I think this was done in the 1980s... http://www.mediafire.com/listen/zym8f3u3do5j8is/Ebola.mp3

I liked the comparison in The Register: "Rather than making the attempt to sell an energy drink that has a faint odor of vomit, Eustace's jump was a test bed for future human exploration of the upper atmosphere." http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/10/24/google_exec_alan_eustace/

If releasing a seat belt is an issue (plane, car), how about one that automatically releases a few seconds after a crash? Say, triggered by the air-bag sensors in a car crash, rapid deceleration in a plane.

Who can take it seriously? Maybe the 77% of Americans who think angels are real: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/poll-nearly-8-in-10-americans-believe-in-angels/

Nothing like jumping on the bandwagon. Bad enough all the media hype on a disease that has killed fewer people in North America than, well, pretty much anything ever.