AFAIK, the really flammable stuff is the creosote that's stuck to the inside of the chimney, which this does nothing to remove.

Hopefully that's a shadow on his pants and not the result of pre-contest excitement.

Do a GIS for "disgusting keyboards" and you'll see worse.

Wonder if Joe Citizen would have gotten away with just $25?

I liked the followup picture

Skidboot died six years ago, unfortunately.

And all this time I've been blaming the dog.

Of course, most of the world uses metric. Trouble is, countries (like Canada) that have gone metric, still mostly use Imperial for things like cooking.

Hint: Create a Powerpoint / Word doc / piece of cardboard with your name and address on it. Take a picture of it, and lock the picture so it can't be deleted. At least whoever finds the camera knows who it belongs to, should they be kind enough to return it.

And sing Danny Boy. Chris has talent: http://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/hadfield-celebrates-st-patrick-s-day-by-singing-danny-boy-1.1199538

Do the motorcyclists tattoo a helmet on their heads?