Thanks to you, Neatorama, I just googled "wombat poop" to learn if it is actually cube-shaped. It is indeed. Now I hope nobody will go onto my computer and find something weird in my search history. ;)

There's an old French carol which, when translated, reads:
"He is born the holy child,
Play the oboe and bagpipes merrily,
He is born the holy child,
Sing we now of our saviour mild."

I must admit, I agree with a lot of things at that link. Also, I've never liked any kind of pickles. Ew.

Lady Gaga will be wearing all of those in 2013.

I think I gained 20 pounds just thinking about that pizza.

I'll stick to pepperoni, thanks.

Ha ha ha!

I'd love to eat some, but I've already completely stuffed myself on turkey and chocolate.
Merry Christmas!

That mug of beer had sure better be deep. ;)

Those look wonderful. And they have almond flavouring in them. Delicious!

Cute and funny. :)
Merry Christmas!

Here in Canada, we write to Santa at this address:
Santa Claus
North Pole
Canada
H0H 0H0

He has a postal code. He's Canadian. ;)

I disagree with the cat at the end. That was excellent. :)

He's so cute, I just want to eat him up!

These can apply to buses too. I can't count the number of times people bring smelly food (especially from McDonald's) on the buses here in Montreal. I've seen people trim their nails too. Never seen porn on the bus, though. :)

I'd try those... but never has a night of me consuming jello shots ended in a nice way. ;)