No. Just no.

Babelfish still exists? :)

This is a nice photo, but I don't like National Geographic photo contests because I'm not allowed to participate.

This sounds like less of a "brainteaser" and more of a trivia question to me.

It sounds that, in spite of its origins, this beer isn't too crappy. :)

I ass-ume that this Tumblr blog may become the butt of a few jokes.

I don't understand it. I've studied one other language besides English, for my whole life, and still can't speak it perfectly.

Now there's something I wish I could un-see. (No pun intended.)

Considering how cracked and broken our roads are here in the city, some art might be nice.

That's nothing. A computer glitch regularly shuts down Montreal's entire subway system, usually for an hour at a time at rush hour.

At least Forever Alone guy now has some company.

I guess I count as a "Zero TV" person. I live with my family, and we have a family TV, but I never watch it, and I don't have a TV set of my own.
The large majority of TV shows don't interest me at all.
I do, however, watch a lot of YouTube. :)

I wish I could buy them some helicopters or something.