Being in a downtown loft, I don't really have many garden gnomes in my vicinity, but I recognize the danger they can present to any suburban home. Home Depot is just stocked with legions of the little demons. When will people learn? Don't buy a lawn ornament that can kill you! It's just common sense! Stick to koi ponds and zen gardens... On a side note, I'd like to see a garden gnome fight a leprechaun...
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