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This was the cast-iron ball-spear developed in the early part of the eighteenth century. The idea was to hunt by throwing the spear like throwing a ball. Christians in the west thought it would be the perfect alternative to guns. Stupid christians.

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It seemed like a good idea at the time, I guess. Professor S. Whim and Dr. Fisch developed the Fisch-Whim Underwater Turnstyle to stop collisions between fish in aquariums with large populations. Unfortunately, there wasn't a huge amount of cooperation, as varying species ignored the turnstyle altogether. Eventually the Fisch-Whim Underwater Turnstyle was abandoned, and its learned inventors decided to go into another business. They opened a very popular chain of seafood restaurants.

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Those are eighteenth-century cast-iron hats that wealthy women wore as a symbol of prestige. They had a servant hold the hat so it wouldn't crush their head, thus displaying their wealth and status.

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I know what that is! I saw someone using one just the other day! That is one of those things that they use when they need to use one of those things! It only cost $10?

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That's easy. It's an early bicycle pump. You hook it on your bike, attach a hose (sold seperately), and pump up your tires. Those who bought one were hazards to be around, since the pump was large and angled out from the bike. Many knees were broke from walking were riders rode. So they had to stop production. Rather unique find.

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Actually, we do know what's supposed to be in that box. But what happened is, a stray cat made it's way into the packing plant and jumped into this box. This went unnoticed by the workmen there, who proceeded to close the box on the hapless feline. Poor kitty. Hello kitty! Please let it out!

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It is the twin brother of the skeleton key, called the maniacal key. People would get it thinking they could open any lock, but the maniacal key opens NOTHING! HA HA-HA MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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You guys (and gals) are so silly! When medieval knights were fighting friends, they would drop the pointed lances because they didn't want to stab each other. Then they would toss a mace-ball in the air and swing at it with one of these cast-iron racquets.

The practice ended after a while due to concussive injuries from the mace-ball, and the game of tennis waited centuries for a return.

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