I wonder if she'd ever heard of other idiots calling 911 over fast food transgressions. "Ma'am, I'm not going to send an officer over there for a Western Burger."
Well, I'll be celebrating the day because it's my birthday, but this is a cool year for it. It really pumps me up, cause 3 is, natch, my lucky number. 3x3=9 Baby! 8O