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Kirk vs. Spock Pro Wrestling Match

Captain Kirk and Commander Spock had their most famous duel in the episode "Amok Time" by Theordore Sturgeon This dramatic battle, driven by Spock's fiercely libidinal urges, is one of the best in classic Star Trek.

It's a great story on par with those seen in professional wrestling. It is thus appropriate that Mega Championship Wrestling conducted a match at, I think, ColossalCon 2024. Both competitors work the crowds, building tension to a passionate climax. It ends in a close embrace as Spock uses a special Vulcan technique to finish off his best friend.

You can see the full match below.

-via Holodeck Four


Hubris Goes

"Error and shame," Richard Adams comments in Shardik, are "...the inescapable lot of mankind." Ben Ward of the webcomic One Giant Hand illustrates humanity not only exiling itself from the Garden but also bringing animals with him. Only the fool ignores Chesterton's Stop Sign.


A Motorcycle with a Ferrari V8 Engine

Jalopnik tells us that Max Hazan, a custom motorcycle builder in Los Angeles, has produced what must be the ultimate street bike. This beauty is wrapped around a 400 horsepower, 3.5 liter V8 engine removed from a Ferrari F355.

The whole rig is a custom job--no standard frame could manage the engine. It's not that heavy, actually, topping the scales at 590 pounds with 237 pounds from the engine itself. But it does take up a lot of space. Hazan has already taken the bike out on the streets.


Man Arrested for Pretending to be Ambassador from Made Up Countries

It's an Onion story that's become reality--unlike Seborga and Westarctica. These countries do not exist.

The Guardian reports that police in northern India arrested a man who is accused of running a fake embassy from imaginary countries. He even had cars with fake diplomatic plates.

Why would he do this? Police say that he scammed money out of people seeking overseas employment in these imaginary countries. It's unclear how much money he bilked from his victims, but police recovered approximately 4.5 million rupees ($52,000 USD) from the plush, rented building that served as the face of his operation.

There have yet to be responses from the governments of Seborga and Westarctica.

-via Dave Barry


Chuck E. Cheese Arrested at Work

I'm sure that we all had the same thought: "Finally!"

Before you get too excited, I should inform you that the cops got him on credit card fraud. But, hey, tax evasion charges put Al Capone away, so let's be satisfied that the rat is finally off the streets, preying on people.

The Tallahassee Democrat reports that police arrested a Chuck E. Cheese employee in costume. Although he had many duties at the restaurant, he was wearing the mouse outfit at the time that the cops arrived. Because of his behavior at the time of the encounter, police decided to immediately cuff him and lead him outside in full view of the children.

I think that's good. Kids need to know that no one is above the law.

-via Old Hollow Tree | Photo: Chuck Hobbs


New Yorkers Pay People to Sit in Their Cars to Avoid Tickets

The ninth Rule of Acquisition states, "Opportunity plus instinct equals profit." Sydney Charlet has the instinct and found the opportunity for great profit.

Jalopnik explains that legal parking in New York City is very expensive, sometimes runnning into six figures for reserved spots. Illegal parking can get pricey, too, due to tickets issued when street sweepers arrive. So some residents pay Charlet to sit in their cars. When the cars are about to get ticketed, Charlet moves them to avoid the fines.

This wasn't Charlet's planned career. She started her business after getting laid off from a marketing position. Clearly employers in that industry don't appreciate her cunning.


Why Your Dog Stares at You While Pooping

If you have a dog, you're familiar with this experience. Your pup maintains steady eye contact while excreting. Why? Karen Piwinski, a dog trainer, explains that it's an instinctive behavior.

In the wild, animals are vulnerable while relieving themselves. It's the same reason why you or I might carry a bat'leth while using the toilet: we want to be safe. Your dog is stating "I trust you to keep watch." So look at this canine behavior as an expression of confidence in you.

Similarly, when your dog tries to follow you into the bathroom, consider that he's really just trying to return the favor.

-via Dave Barry | Photo: Amy used under Creative Commons license


RIP Ozzy Osbourne--And His Alamo Incident

Yesterday, British rock star Ozzy Osbourne passed away at the age of 76.

Here in Texas, we remember him for a particular incident which is emblematic of our state. The excellent history X account Traces of Texas describes it.

In 1982, while thoroughly intoxicated, Osbourne urinated on the Cenotaph, a monument to the Alamo martyrs which stands in front of the old chapel. He was arrested and, after his performance the following night, banned from performing in San Antonio for a decade.

Osbourne returned in 1992, profusely apologized for his act of defilement, donated $10,000 to the Daughters of the Republic of Texas (which maintains the site), and performed for two nights.

David Crockett famously said, "You can all go to hell and I'll go to Texas," before leaving Tennessee on his final journey into glory. Texas is a home of second chances and starting over. Ozzy Osbourne received his second chance and redemption for an impulsive act just a few yards from where Crockett fell. The official Instagram account for the Alamo mourns his passing with respect and kindness.

Photo: Focka used under Creative Commons license


Female Frogs Pretend to Be Dead to Avoid Attention by Males

Occasionally, women must go to great lengths to stave off the romantic efforts of men. This is true for animals as well as humans. ABC News reports that a recent study found that the females of a species of frog will actually pretend to be dead when approached by males.

The males, the article notes, are not particularly choosy. They very interested in mating with any and every available female. The females are more selective and so must fend off the advances of many males during mating season. Sometimes they give off vocalizations that create the impression that they are actually male. But the most innovative tactic is playing dead--what the scientists call "tonic immobility."

-via Dave Barry | Photo: Richard Bartz


How Top-Tier Acting Transformed Babylon 5

It is a truth universally acknowledged that, as an art form, television reached its zenith in 90s science fiction. YouTuber Rowan J. Coleman clearly understands the greatness of these narratives, as we have previously seen in his analysis of the subtle perfection of Patrick Stewart as Captain Picard.

Here, Coleman breaks down how, in particular scenes, two actors contributed to the glorious story of Babylon 5, which piloted in 1993 and and concluded in 1998. In this franchise, Andreas Katsulas depicted G'Kar and and Peter Jurasik took the role of Londo Mollari. These two men, through heavy makeup, used precise gestures, facial expressions, and intonations to bring to the screen flawed heroes that fascinated a generation.


How Developers Flood-Proofed This Town

Babcock Ranch is a housing development about 20 miles inland of Fort Myers, Florida. Hurricanes are part of live along the Gulf coast, so avoiding flooding is a priority for home builders and buyers. Babcock Ranch is built with this objective in mind.

This Wall Street Journal video illustrates how the urban planners discarded the traditional grid model for streets to focus on water drainage. Their design includes large ponds that are connected through subterranean pipes and can be emptied prior to the arrival of a storm. Streets are intentionally built low so that they can serve as auxilarly drainage channels. Although this may leave residents isolated during a hurricane, it will increase the likelihood of preserving their houses.

-via Kottke


Rounded Beer Bottle for Beach Drinking

Kenji Abe, a product designer, offers this concept for a beer bottle for the beach environment. Although a flat bottom is suitable for resting on the table, a rounded one is superior for plunging into the sand for stable grounding. Alternatively, simply drink the entire bottle in one go and forgo the need to set it down anywhere.

The design is simple and superb. But an ER doctor, apparently sharing the experiences of other ER personnel, warns:

-via Instapundit


H-E-B Tortilla Suitcase

H-E-B is a grocery store chain in Texas and Mexico. It's one of the iconic businesses, along with Buc-ee's and Whataburger, that are associated with Texas.

Texans know what this image represents. H-E-B makes superb flour tortillas that my family buys weekly. If you time your purchase right, they're still warm. These tortillas are the basis for the quesadillas that are my standard supper.

Texas Monthly reports that, a few weeks ago, a viral TikTok video depicted a woman traveling through an airport with 200 H-E-B tortillas in her backpack. H-E-B took advantage of the publicity to produce a TSA-compliant bag wrapped to resemble its famous tortillas and distribute 5,000 fresh tortillas to travelers at the main airport of San Antonio.


Silly Machines by Jakob Grosse-Ophoff

Jakob Grosse-Ophoff is an artist in Rostock, Germany who uses a variety of media, including paint, but has become famous on the internet for his kinetic sculptures. These mixed media pieces amuse audiences while simultaneously commenting about human societies.

I'm especially taken with the broadly-named Humanity, which pokes fun at our tendency to destroy ourselves needlessly. Like most of Grosse-Ophoff's sculptures, the human form is rendered in roughly-hewn wood. I take this choice to present a timelessness to the human condition.

-via Massimo


For Sale: Post-Apocalyptic Bunker

The premise of Zillow Gone Wild is that there will always be eccentrically-designed homes for sale. That's why it keeps browsing for gems like this 2-bedroom, 2-bathroom home in central Tennessee.

No, it's not a leftover from the Cold War or the Y2K scare. In fact, this bunker complex was built this year.

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