If Canada wants to drop the beaver as its national animal, the honey badger would be a good replacement. Of course, you'd have to capture a few and bring them back first. That might not work well.
Freak subspace accident links two parallel universes. An elderly Scotty from the other one visits the Enterprise. He's Cornish. Riker shaves off the left half of his beard.
I say we take her out first.
Unless I suspect that it is a hoax, I never sit on a story. I post it immediately.