sources tell us that he licks his private areas in public sometimes even if front of childrenWell, let's not automatically disqualify everyone from elective office. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Great roundup, Jill!It's a pity that the Predator wasn't wearing a utilikilt. Then he wouldn't be so embarrassed. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
My dad used to work in a hardware store. He has an unfortunate cleanup story about a little girl who thought that a display toilet was a real one.Wait, it was real. I mean a toilet that was hooked up. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Aren't there supposed to be naked aliens, too? I read that in a history book somewhere. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
@Nick -- the last person who thought that ended up on the wall of Pinkie Pie's trophy room. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Yeah, 'we' aren't pregnant. That's why my wife told me that I'll have to bear our next baby. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I suppose that it could be a good choice if you're feeding large numbers of toddlers at the same time. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Well, let's not automatically disqualify everyone from elective office.
It's a pity that the Predator wasn't wearing a utilikilt. Then he wouldn't be so embarrassed.
Wait, it was real. I mean a toilet that was hooked up.