"They don't have sarcasm on Betelgeuse, and Ford Prefect often failed to notice it unless he concentrated. He said, 'Good, is there anywhere we can talk?'"
In my family, Thanksgiving was a low-key affair. We always had ham instead of turkey because we preferred the taste of pork. I still haven't developed much of a taste for turkey. It gets dry too quickly.
http://www.neatorama.com/2011/01/21/restaurant-offers-lion-meat-tacos/
Ya know, she's kinda hot - in a covered in food and raccoons sorta way.
Or maybe I'm being too pessimistic.