In case of emergency, just poke a sausage up each nostril.An appropriate response to all emergencies, natural and man-made. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I really like the one for PostSecret:You try so hard to act mysterious that everyone knows this about you. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
This is a good idea if you're fighting trees (like in The Wizard of Oz), but using chainsaws on zombies creates an unnecessarily high risk of contamination and infection. I'd rather use a pigsticker-style bayonet on the undead. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I dislike colorizing. It's better to see black and white movies and television programs as their creators envisioned them. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
That was outstanding. Once zombies jump the shark, this bearding should be the existential menace of pop culture. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
That is really imaginative. I'd love to display that piece. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
He nailed the last one. I wish people would stop repeating this myth. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I sent this to my dad because it seems like the sort of unorthodox but effective solution that he'd devise. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
@farleyk -- don't give him any ideas, or he'll make one out of multiple mimes. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
An appropriate response to all emergencies, natural and man-made.
You try so hard to act mysterious that everyone knows this about you.