John Farrier's Comments

Should Neatorama hire only thin, rakishly handsome authors?

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I wonder what Leonard Nimoy thinks about this.

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Fine. I'll take my kilt and go home then.

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The 239th Rule of Acquisition: Never be afraid to mislabel a product.

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I'd like to try that.

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That was outstanding.

The cutest chestburster I've ever seen.

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I had my first Frito pie about two years ago. My wife, who is far more Texan than Southern, introduced me to it. It was heavenly.

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I've never broken a tooth on a solid chocolate bunny.

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@daikoneklectik -- Now I can't unsee that mental image.

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@Al Ann -- Dear arteries: the beatings will continue until morale improves.

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@tzkelley -- Awesome! I love it when a post connects with a reader personally.

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@PacRim Jim -- I wouldn't be surprised if that comes true.

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That was funny.

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Oh, that was Robert Duvall in Mockingbird!

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They're...made? By humans? In a factory?

I had just always assumed that they were magical.

Somehow the world is less wonderful now.

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