There used to be a bakery and deli in Birmingham, Alabama that made reubens the size of regulation footballs on pumpernickel bread. They were the greatest food products that I've ever encountered, before or since. Sadly, the place went out of business about a decade ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1Ar79f8aN8
I don't want a tattoo, but I would definitely consider this one. Well, one of my father's hand print.
http://youtu.be/puSkP3uym5k